Sptr Blzozl the Minecraft Mom

Despite the name, not a Minecraft blog | He / Him - 24 - 🏳️‍🌈

[cloudofbutterflies]

new alignment chart just dropped

[transmechanicus]

Enriched uranium sword with a lead sheathe that is rumored to slowly kill its owner in exchange for god killing power.

[transmechanicus]

League of knights with similar blades all sheathe their weapons in the mechanisms of a dilapidated castle, their power bringing arcane mechanisms to life and unearthing secrets long buried and lost.

[transmechanicus]

Two selfish combatants duel with these cursed blades, their final mighty clash laying waste to both warriors and their surroundings in an apocalyptic storm of divine fire that sees the land poisoned and cursed by the gods for decades.

[b0hannon]

“Hark, Lord Bollemer, ye shall taste the steel of my Cursed Blade, and thine doom willst finally be upon you! Ready thyself!”

[artificial-cosmos]

This place is not a place of honour

[brucebocchi]

(via reddit)

[soaringsearingphoenix]

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

[sufficientlylargen]

I want to stuff a pumpkin full of raw meat and roll it around my enclosure, but I also know that I’ll have to be the one to clean up afterwards :-(

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Take steps to minimize the mess! Put a cheap, disposable plastic tarp down in the area you'll be rolling it around. And.. Maybe recognize your species-specific needs and cook the meat first

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Actually, if we're going for species-specific enrichment, a pumpkin may not be the best solution. We're not built for pouncing on prey or batting it around. We're distinguished by our persistence hunting and tool use

What you should do is put a pack of jerky on top of a roomba, go in another room and count to ten like you're playing hide and seek - or use this time to find a tool to use - and when you come back, try to catch it by setting a trap or by pinning it down with a stick

When you want a greater challenge, have a friend drive an RC car full of jerky around the park, and chase it until it runs out of battery

[adhesivesandscrap]

Aliens trying to cure the Clinical Depression of Humans aboard their ships by theorising Earth-Specific enrichment activites...

[handsome-anne]

I feel like it might work tho

[mossworm]

I like the early game spore animals. They’re just little loafs.

[rustandruin]

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

[clickysteve]

Naxos, Greece. 2025.

[aquilacalvitium]

Someone photoshop a minecraft water block in

[trainsofthought]

[sillysymbol]

fuck ur zodiac sign what font do you speak in

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

I’m OBSESSED with how GameFreak accidentally made the most autistic character ever with Red when they were just trying to make him represent as broad a player base of the original games as possible. He’s canonically semi-verbal, and the number of times he actually speaks can be counted on one hand. He’s absurdly skilled at one topic he has an interest in, being a prodigy outranking almost everyone at fourteen. He immediately ran away from what was essentially a public facing job relating to it and hid away from people completely for several years to the point his own mother had no clue how he was. He rarely emotes and only people close to him seem to understand how he’s feeling. He’s almost always depicted as fiddling with the brim of his hat compulsively. He is seen as cool and badass BECAUSE of these traits. Fucking excellent. I love it. Best character ever. GameFreak should bring him back in every game. 

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

you ever find a piece of clothing and feel like you just stumbled upon an essential bit of your character design

[classicjdiesandgoestohell]

Has anyone on tumblr started documenting this wreck happening on twitter yet

[diospore]

I don't know who they have for blue and yellow diamond so I just picked two characters I was obsessed with back in the day lol

[astraldemise]

my mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him.... little creature..

[briileaf]

I have been thinking. about the creature

[were---ralph]

tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

[psych-is-the-name]

TAHW ruoy

[fireflylies]

yM

flowereW

dneirfyoB

[micajestr]

??thgir taht gnidaer I ma ,yrros m'I

[canlsterofsoda]

YM

[official-pinterest]

?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

[psych-is-the-name]

nolemretaW

[infinite-archive]

[pinene]

google you gotta relax

[a-very-confused-gremlin]

[prokopetz]

TV show that plays up the relationship between lead and her "best friend" with blushes and implications and stolen glances and super baity will-they-or-won't-they moments, then in like the second-to-last episode it's textually established that they've been fucking off camera since before the series began and they're just huge fucking nerds.

[daily-spooky]

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here