I Need a Break, But I'd Rather Have a Breakthrough

I'm Caryn and I'm 24. Sometimes I go by littlepagemaster. She/her

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dande-pansy]

[velociraptrix]

[firjii]

here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dande-pansy]

[velociraptrix]

[firjii]

here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

[regicide1997]

artist: @/maisie_matilda

[wizardysseus]

the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence

[mushroomjawn]

Really wish we could go back to a time when movies were worth something as long as they were fun to watch

Like I mentioned the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot (the all-female one) to someone bc i had a lot of fun watching that movie!! And they were like “that movie wasn’t that good it was just a comedy… It didn’t win anything did it?” like bitch …. The first Ghostbusters movie wasn’t fucking good either but I’m still sitting here watching some dudes chase a ghost through a library to some weird synth music so maybe movies don’t have to win awards to be worth watching

[mushroomjawn]

Not done.

When I ask people about their fave movies I always ask for two:

1) Which movie do you just fuckin. Watch over and over again (mine is Groundhog Day)?

2) Which movie do you recommend to other people/to me specifically?

Like. These are two VERY different questions. I know my bff from high school is obsessed with the star wars prequels like SHE KNOWS THEY AINT GOOD. I asked my roommate the first question and they were like “fuck dude I just love Mrs doubtfire.” Like yeah you’re not gonna be telling every person you meet to watch Mrs doubtfire! But it’s okay if it’s a movie you like some movies are FUN

[lyricwritesprose]

There’s an Ebert review, I believe, of the Brendan Frasier Mummy film.  It basically goes, “k, there’s only one nice thing I can say about this movie, and that’s … I enjoyed pretty much every minute of it.”

Like.  Was it a cinematic masterpiece?  No.  Do you want to pop some popcorn and put it on while you hang out with your D&D group or whatever?  Hell, yeah.  It’s fun.

[dubiousculturalartifact]

“There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased.”

-Roger Ebert

[prokopetz]

The Lord of the Rings and The Princess Bride are basically the same genre of literature approached from opposite directions, insofar as both are travelogue fantasies that maintain an elaborate metafiction of being abridged and partially fictionalised translations of prior works, with extensive authorial commentaries and pseudo-documentary appendices to support this conceit, but whereas Tolkien went to all that trouble principally in an effort to present a relatively abstruse subject matter (i.e., speculative linguistics) in an approachable way, Goldman did it mainly to annoy people.

[throwupgirl]

i usually hate true crime documetary type things bc theyre all “lets get into the MIND of the serial killer…. tortured soul” or whatever but i like the buzzfeed unsolved stuff bc theyre just like “what a freak lmao”

[deanwincherter]

[chicafinal]

not enough talk about sissy spacek being absolutely wild during the filming of carrie. girl slept in fake blood, isolated herself, studied biblical torture scenes and got herself buried underground. 

[pitbolshevik]

the girls are fightingggg

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

[huffylemon]

I can’t handle this 🥺

[squidificati0n]

ADORABLE

[anthoniejcrowley]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED - but it’s just memes 2.0

[part 1.0] ; [part 3.0]

[the-thot-clown]

How do you think Michael Myers would react to seeing someone else who is taller than him? (Like Lady Dimitrescu)

is so funny to me when people ask "how do you think Michael would react" like that dumb bitch don't react for shit, that's his thing lol he will be like

and not much else

[s1cko]

[lovely-v]

i was at a bookshop yesterday buying three books and the cashier looked at my stack and went “oh one of my favorites! oh another one of my favorites! oh three of my favorites !!” and all i could think was

[rachelsennott]

ROGUE ONE (2016) dir. Gareth Edwards

[literatureausten]

Mr. Collins in every conversation:

[bakelitebutthole]

some of my favorite occupations on what’s my line

[minicy]

These are the jobs people on House Hunters have then come out with $1 million budgets

[astriiformes]

Frodo may be Bilbo’s actual adopted nephew, but Merry and Pippin are his younger cousins, and Sam is his old gardener’s son whose family he clearly has a soft spot for and who he taught to read and write, and Gimli is the son of one of his old adventuring friends, and Legolas is, similarly, the son of the Elvenking who named him an elf-friend, and we know Aragorn is canonically his friend as well, who he very possibly could have met as a small child in Rivendell when he passed through, so really, like 7/9 members of the Fellowship are people he can employ weird elderly relative (or the honorary equivalent thereof) energy on if he wants to and I think that’s very powerful.

[penny-anna]

the fellowship is 7 people who Bilbo Baggins can employ weird elderly relative energy onto PLUS 1 person who can employ weird elderly relative energy onto Bilbo Baggins PLUS Boromir.

[cunked]

[thelxiepia]