sasscasm108

Gay. Weird.

[being-mean-system]

Why is Tumblr suggesting me Supernatural

[cat-with-no-name]

let me explain: you are on tumblr

[frontmansdefender]

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[mycrusheshot]

[depsidase]

[westmeath]

hooogh. aooogh

[shadowtherat]

Donut is learning the “Rob a Purse” rat trick! 

[13lizardsinatrenchcoat]

CRIME RAT CRIME RAT CRIME RAT YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fluffysheeps]

🐱+🌵

[ungarcontimide]

[bisexualseraphim]

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

[retrogamingblog]

[paniniwitharugula]

yo what is up with the dude on the right’s vibe

[bunjywunjy]

incandescent

[sugarsheeps]

Thats george washington

[cabezadetoro]

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

she was so real for this

[dungeonsncaptions]

[Transcription start:

Anderson Cooper: "That rumor- were that you had a male appendage. That you were a hermaphrodite. And you joked about it on the stage last night." Lady Gaga: "Maybe I do." Cooper, laughing: "But it- but it's interesting-" Lady Gaga: "Would it be so terrible?" Cooper: "But it's interesting, a lot of artists would immediately put out some sort of a statement saying that this is absolutely not true. You have fun with it." Lady Gaga: "Why the hell am I gonna waste my time and give a press release about whether or not I have a penis? My fans don't care and neither do I."

Transcription end.]

[sepdet]

Can you just imagine trying to explain to people 40 years ago or 40 years from now the amount of time actual US news reporters and politicians wasted asking intrusive questions about people's genitals before audiences of millions while refusing to discuss global warming which we already knew about in the 80s

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[ampervadasz]

[darkhawk1126]

@fire-and-grace @kimmiethered

[amazoogle]

[triviallytrue]

happy that we're raising awareness but you can't make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this

[tallest-tulip-poplar]

[cerastes]

Big fan of all those other purple links and how “Associated prime” is untouched.

[cosmic-muses]

Environmental storytelling