I need my empty halls to echo with grand self-mythology

-Christy -Guess I'm still here, huh

[fangs-4-fags]

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

[catchymemes]

[calamitydaze]

i don’t use the for you tab. i don’t use based on your likes. i don’t look in the main tags. i FOLLOW PEOPLE. and if they don’t reblog it, I DON’T SEE IT

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[cringefen]

harbor seals! :)

[koloocheh]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

jodie foster is never going to be impressed at this rate

[visenyaism]

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

[akashicrecord]

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

[girlmostlikely]

[sumrura]

sure as gods got sandals hes gonna sip that modelo

[kosmogrl]

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

[kosmogrl]

[oobbbear]

Songs you always skip but never take out of the playlist are important parts of the ecosystem they need to be there

[gothycollie]

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[russianblush]

the Drama™