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celestialshawty

This is actually really cute I love it

dreamskitty

coolsaddad-blog

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

feels-for-the-fictional

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

marzipanandminutiae

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

ineptshieldmaid

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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squeeful

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

cryoverkiltmilk

young-il-long-kiyoshi

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

farrentalon

My reaction, only with coffee.

thetiredpianist

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

archaeologysucks

When I was a very small child, my mom used to bury coins in my sandbox, leave huge boot prints in the sand, and tell me pirates had come in the night and buried treasure. I would be out there happily for hours, with my little sieve, and my mom got a quiet morning to herself for the price of a handful of pennies.

I was always kind of skeptical about Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, because visiting every kid in the world did not seem reasonable. But the pirates only visited me, so they were probably real.

So that’s the story of how I ended up being an archaeologist. How about you?

jaclyntern-deactivated20210527

I have a weird bootlegged My Little Pony pencil case that I bought five years ago in china town and I keep it on my desk because it genuinely inspires me to create weird shit :)

stalker-among-the-stars

Hyper realistic pone

ninja-pyro

I saw this artwork online a long while back, its even worse in its original form

officialfist

It looks like they shopped the mouths. Everything else looks decent but that also HOLY SHIT ITS NOT A PICTURE ITS A GIF THAT SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME

rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018

BURN IT

drawy-things

Four man AH Let’s Play

Geoff, Ryan, Jack, and a Lad: Three dads rope their rowdy son into father-son bonding game time

Michael, Gavin, Jeremy, and a Gent: Three rambunctious kids convince their confused dad into a weird game

Two Gents and two Lads: Family game night

dmitrimolotov

Ryan and the lads: Everything’s on fire. Everything.

rooster-tumble

Twelve Days of Rooster Teeth

On the 12th Day of Christmas:

My True Love Gave to Me:

12 Days to Live:

11 Bearded Adams:

10 Reds and Blues:

9 Decks of Cards:

8 RT Posters:

7 Awesome Beanies

6 Pints of Beer

5 GOLDEN YANGS!

4 RWBY Plushies

3 Comfy PJs

2 Fancy Ties

and a Bobble Head of Burnie

farrah2001

23 dAyS🎅🏻 ⛄️🎄

huphilpuffs

noticing your bros lips.

scifiphan

❝ when heaven and earth first met they became lost in each other’s beauty. although they didn’t know it yet, the two would become inseparable; they were each other’s universe ❞