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[7deka]

I saw a new episode of American dad and this convo played nicely with these two.

make sure to click on it to make it bigger

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

Yup! lol

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

I WANT THE FULL TRACK TO PLAY IN MY CAR

[kogaionon]

[daily-bad-jokes]

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!”, he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”

The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”

[tevruden]

[carolinescommissions-deactivate]

I made a meme

[micdotcom]

Senate Republicans have approved an Obamacare “repeal resolution”

Republicans in the Senate have voted on a budget process that they’re terming the Affordable Care Act “repeal resolution,” according to CNN. 

The Senate reached a 51-48 decision, voting along party lines, at around 1:30 a.m. Thursday morning.

“This resolution will set the stage for true legislative relief from Obamacare that Americans have long demanded while ensuring a stable transition,” Senate Budget Chairman Mike Enzi (R-Wyo.) said. “

The vote is a definitive sign that Republicans intend to make good on their promise to repeal the ACA.

Though it still remains unclear whether they have any ideas for what will replace it. Read more

[mintyliciousbjd]

As someone with a pre-existing condition that requires medication daily to live (not treat… live), I am terrified. Please signal boost. So many people will be effected by this ruling. My heart mourns.

[sundrycool]

Program, directed by Yoshiaki Kawajiri, from The Animatrix (2003)

[burmp]

PSA from Nagisa

[aspirited]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD FUCKING PREACH ITTTTTT OCTOPIMP SOMEONE SAID ITTTTT YESSSSSSSSSSS

[audreyhepbuns]

You’re the world’s worst detectives!

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[sneakyhere-deactivated20191116]

Visit Original Link

@slimetony @gudram

[fycartoontunes-blog]

Visit Original Link

Mucha Lucha Theme - Chicos de Barrio

[kaban-bang]

[nellucnhoj]

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[gorillattacks-deactivated201703]

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

[faggottt]

3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

[crunchy-multi-fan-one-9]

I’m sorry everyone… I cannot risk this.

[purplepadlock]

reblogging solely for I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works. 

[postingwhileblack]

City’s only black firefighter received racist, threatening letter days before his house burned down.

Kenneth Walker works as a volunteer firefighter in North Tonawanda, New York.  Two days ago he received a racist letter, threatening him if he did not leave the department, he would “regret it”. And the anonymous kept his promise.

Walker is the ONLY Black firefighter in the city. No wonder he receives so much attention from haters.

Walker and his family lost their two cats and all of their possessions on Wednesday when their home caught on fire. He is an example of an honorable person, who work hard to raise two kids.

I’m furious that such shit happens in America almost every day. Isn’t it a hate crime? Why do people hate Black diligent families so much?

#StopRacism

[blvckhermione]

Every day. EVERY SINGLE DAY THERES SOMETHING ELSE!!!

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

smh

[lechugaaaaadeldiablitoooo]

Their cats too? What the fuck is wrong with white people, they’re fucking sociopaths

[bikonciousnessa]

all because he’s black. man, my heart goes out to him and he’s family…

[wonder--boi]

This is a fucking hate crime, and if they find the motherfuckers who did it, i hope they rot.

[xoddxphilosophyx]

There was an arrest made today. I hope they rot too.

[piss-guzzling-ghost-deactivated]

pull the trigger, children

[justplainsimon]

The “i watched myself die” trio makes a return

[suretyler]