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Average problem human. 23, They/them, Non-binary and Queer.

[mushy-art]

The enderman experience.

[everythingfox]

Baby otter first time in the water

[stars-snacks-and-panic-attacks]

I just found my old DSI that was signed by Jacksepticeye at PAX East in 2018 lmao. Thinking of selling it maybe. Not sure if anyone would want it.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[homopower]

Like to charge, reblog to cast…

[uzumaki-rebellion]

Won’t God do it.

[royallyprincesslilly]

Trump getting coronavirus, losing the election, getting dragged out the WH in cuffs along with his sons, his daughter, and all his minions, especially Mitch McConnell, and the rest of the swamp he filled would be the beginning of the redemption arc 2020 needs.

Gotta learn to ask the universe for what we deserve and claim that shit.

I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe!!!

[burymetothesoundofyourname-deac]

Well, looks like it’s working. Let’s reblog again!

[nopethatsnotembarrassing]

We gotta stop spending so much time togeth-

Damn it!

No!

[ahfangal]

This is still one of my favorite Free Play moments. <3 

[sharkie-19]

Red Shoes and the 7 Dwarfs 

[rwoh]

Concept: there’s so much pushback against Zuko marrying someone from the Water Tribe (something about foreign interests idk) that he turns around and says “ok I’ll find someone else”

He turns up the next day, and introduces his new suitor. “This is Wang Fire, respected veteran and citizen of the fire nation.”

He produces all of the legal documents proving that Wang Fire is a citizen, and the council wants to argue that it’s just Sokka in red with a beard, but they can’t because whenever he shows up in blue, Zuko refers to him as “Ambassador Sokka.”

[firelord-boomerang]

Maybe they take it a step further (and drive everyone a bit more crazy) Sokka says in a scandalous voice “How could I be married to Zuko when I’m already married to Lee from the Earth Kingdom? You know Lee? Everyone knows Lee with the Good Tea from the Teashop.” When he shows proof, it’s just a picture of Zuko wearing green holding a teapot.

And everyone just seethes.

[charlesoberonn]

Unfortunately Wang Fire died while bravely defending the Fire Nation from foreign infiltrators 

[theocseason4]

This is extremely funny

[clitorous]

do they think being a cop will be morally okay in a few months or what

[ericka-the-worm]

https://people.com/tv/andy-samberg-says-brooklyn-nine-nine-figuring-out-how-to-exist-amid-current-events/

Just reblogging to add context since it got left in the notes

[activates]

10 years of bad luck in love if you do not play and repost these games

love games 101:

Describe Your Ideal First Date and We’ll Tell You the Initials of Your One True Love

What Kind of Lover Are You?

Answer These ‘Would You Rather’ Questions About Love and We’ll Reveal How You Are in a Relationship

Tell Us About Your Favorite ’80s Movies and We’ll Guess Which ‘To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before’ Character You Are

Can We Guess Your Disney Husband Based On Your Love Life?

Answer These Questions About Love and We’ll Accurately Guess Your Relationship Status    

At What Age Will You Find Your True Love?

What Zodiac Sign Is Your True Love?

What Kind of Partner Are You?

Why Are You Single?

[serindipity]

i HAD TO DO THIS 

[strawbeeerrryyyy]

Better to be safe 😂

[frank-en-mel]

Ugh I always fall for these.

[rick1906]

Can’t risk it

[typhlonectes]

Congratulations.

[beetlecirice]

it’s funny cause EVERY SINGLE time I see this, I’ve been scrolling for 30 seconds tops

[annoyed-almond-milk-deactivated]

It looks like like a rolly polly

[krispytm]

Fun fact: They ARE technically rolly pollies! They’re within the same species!

[optimistic-ect0pl4sm]

Thats a pretty epic fact gamer

[krispytm]

Thank you, fellow gamer. I try my best.

[glumshoe]

Oh shit!!! The little thief that keeps ransacking my porch and eating my decorative corn is a fucking blonde!

Dammit! I wasn’t expecting you to be a beautiful rarity!

[glumshoe]

god this is the same asshole who keeps KNOCKING ON MY WINDOWS and rattling the doors at all hours of the night and driving my dogs crazy

I walked out on the porch and told her to get her own damn house and what did she do? she just sat there and chewed at me! no respect! no respect at all!

she’s too beautiful to be angry with.

[glumshoe]

excuse me!!! that was my beautiful corn! it’s not for eating!

after she finished eating my corn she wandered around the porch (WHILE I was standing there in the doorway and just... TOUCHED everything. touched it all over with her wicked little hands, like a spiteful Conservative woman who doesn’t believe in COVID-19 and spreads her DNA over every surface to own the libs.

she picked up the dogs’ tennis ball, examines my parents’ ashtray, played with the lid of the empty terrarium I JUST finished cleaning, and yanked on the dog tether we put Scully on when we’re sitting on the porch.

[glumshoe]

HEY

STOP DOING THIS

I have gone out and chased her off into the woods FOUR TIMES and she immediately comes back to TOUCH ALL MY STUFF and EAT MY PRETTY CORN

[twitblr]

Dormant Predators

[cypresscapers]

[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

[ocean-again]

reblog for that last bit to save a life

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

[deminat-20]

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

[letsgetoutofspace]

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

[morgrimmoon]

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

[trini-lover]

Sharing for all the safety items!!

[ladybugbites]

RB IF YOU SUPPORT HER

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[oddity-txt]

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

[oddity-txt]

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

[oddity-txt]

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

[tarotsunset]

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

[extraterrestrialsprobably]

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

[magical-game]

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

[frivolousphantasies]

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

[krystal-prisms]

I wondered why the wings looked different

[decorativeskull]

Incredible

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

intersex icon

[oddity-txt]

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

WE STAN?????

[matthew-gubler-fangirl]

chicken nugget said intersex rights

[cowboybaedling]

This whole post is wonderful, but I think a lot of people don’t realise just how rare bilateral gynandromorphs are. Research has shown that only approximately 1 in 6,000 butterflies is a bilateral gynandromorph! So thanks so much @oddity-txt for sharing this wonderful being with us!

[fatehbaz]

hmm

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i couldn’t sleep last night because i was haunted, thinking about the implications of this response:

[academicssay]

[charmsandpandas]

after hanging out for a few hours, she had to go because her three kids were home from school ♥

[thereisnodanni-onlyzuul]

This is one of those posts I hope never ever dies