Land of Inevitability and Elegance

Elias / 24 / FTM trans / NE Ohio / INTJ 💉7/26/19💉

[porcupine-girl]

None election with left destiel

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

destiel won the presidency huh

[dykegrindr]

congrats to our first omega president ❤️love wins

[poseysprostate]

commander in heat

[criticalrolo]

[morningstar-matriarch]

[goofygoldengirl]

⛧ ⛥̸̨̫̲͕̀̊̓̑̓̍̔̄̌̽̍̏̍̈̽̈̑̐̊̚͠ ̴̮͕̩͑́͂͝ψ̸̢̖͉̩͇͖̰̯͊͌̇̀̈͂̓͊́̊́́̆̚̕͠͝ ̸͍̫̠̻͔̻̻̗̪̟͔͔͈̰͖̤̲̣̘͔͔͂̅̈́̓̈́͘ͅ⛥̵̡̪̫̜̟̦̖͕̲̲͎͔̳̦͚̠̬͍̣̟̘̿̈̚͜ͅ ̴̧̨̧̪̱̘̜͇͕̥̦̠̜̠̠͈̗̞̩̙͖̦͆͂̈́́͑̀͑̊̒͋̅̅̕͘̚͝ͅ⛧̵̧̡̬͍̜̥̭̩͔̥̘͓̻̼̮̯͙͖̯̤̜͙̟̆̀͋̓̍͌̀̅̀̓͊̎͂̑̐͠͠͝ ̴̡͙̣͚̳̘̥̟̥̲͉̍̀̍̆̽̏̑̔͑͘͝͝ͅ☠̷͖̤͚̹̯̰͉̝͚̼̳̦͓̍͊͐̆̔̄̔̔͌̾̉̀̂͆̒͂̆̚͝ ̶̡̨̧̛̥̮͙͈̦̞͕͕̞̰̦̹̼͓͉̗̈́̓̈́̈́̓̀́͑͌̾͗͊̃̓̍☠̴̖͉̻͕̮̖͇̩̻̟̄̑̋̽̔̈́͛̄̀̔̾͑̃̏̽͊̀̕͘̕̚̚͜͠͝ ̸͖̗͕̫̬̈́͝⛧̸̢̧̹̘̰̰͕̿̀ ̸̢͚̳̺̳̑̊̽͛͆̎̉̃͊̅̑͆̋̓͆̅͗̈́̚̕͘͠͝⛥̶͍͈͉͙̓̓̂̉̔̇́́̃̕͘ ̵̡̧̛̣̮̲̬̘͖̮̘̃̐̀W̴̪̱̟͚̠̰͇͍̓͑́̽̒̀͂͒̎̍̐̐͜E̷̡̛̛͉͔͈̱͖̗̲̮͔͍̠̞̙̗̫̦̗̙̱̮͊̊̆̎̽̏͐̎̂̅̽͋̈́̀́̓̓̆͌͊͜͝L̸̡̧̻͖̜̠͓̝̦͕̾̀͂̇̿́C̶̛͙͙̠͆͆̒̆̎̊̽̃̂̿͛̔̚̕Ő̷̧̺͓̬͉͔͔̫̬͖͕̤̺̲̯̳̤̘͕̪͈̩͎̔̀̉̈́̀̔̀̔͐̅̐̄̕͠͝M̶̡̺̥͍̖̝͙̟͉̘̖̝̱̪̉́͗͐̀ͅͅḚ̸̝̻̠̰̝͈̎̓͒̇̋͆̓͠ͅ ̴̨̡̯͈͍̞̔͆͛͂̓͆͌͑͒̋̈́͝͝T̵̠̣͎̟͙̺̜̺̗́͗O̴͚̟̻̩̳̳̣̦̹̰̻͎͚͓̝̠̩̩͗̋͑̅͐͌́̑̂͒̀̽͗ ̶͕̦̤͚̱̫͖̣̼͇̣̦̺̬̥̟̭̊̉͊ͅͅĤ̶̡̧͉̬̰̪̬̖̝̰̙̠̮̘̺̭͇͇͉̜̼̣̦̏́̍͂̾̽͜͝Ế̸͍̋̈̽͋̒̒͒͜L̶̡̡̞̲͔͋̉̌͂̆̅̈́̏͘̕͘͝ͅL̶̛͇̱͌̔̈̎͊͝ ̵̹̫͖̬̂̓̃́̐́͐͋̏̊̌͒̿͘̕͝͝͝ ̸̡̙̖͉͍̮̺͈͇̤̦̥̼̙͇̣̂͛͗̐̃̓̃̀͌͐̉͆̕͝☠̷̡̡͈̰̩̺̲̘̤̈́͑̎͊̅͊̎͋̅̽̊͂̋̽̈̀̾͐̏̕͜ ̸̖̗̤̈́̆͋̈̚͝͝☠̵̙̻̟̩̺͙̝̦̜̖̯̠̹̳̻͎̪̼̉̆͑̄͗̆̅̈̉͆͊̃̎̇́̊͠ ̸̧̧̡̨̥̲̱͓̬̗̝͕̳̠̺͎̭̖̎̂̎̓̓͋́̌̒̏̇̈̽̈͘⛥̷̢̨̦̜̲̟̣͙̥͚̭͇͙̹͇̈́̌̉͒̉̄͛͜ͅ ̵͇̏͗̊̎͆̅͐̈̂̈́͘͝☠̶̢̢̬̻̬̺̘̙̼̜̣͈̭̻̀̂̌͋ ̶̧̨̠̪̳̙̝̮̪̦̹̲͇͉̹̙̼̠͍̙̝̲̗̓̏̏͛̑̉̾͑́̽̄̀̍̂̅̚ͅ☠̴̡̢̨̺̘̖̼͓̫̦̝̻̜̯͚͙̠̘̥̤͉̽̀̑̓̋̏̇͋̃́͐͗̽̔͗̀̋̐̅͝ ̶͕̝͓͖̙̙̲̬̼̝̱͔͆͋̉̊̿̓̃͆̃̌̒̈́̾̄́̋͘⛧̴̢̪̺̝͔̭̙̼͍̼̜̖͓͚̬̯̭̇͒͊ͅ ̵̛̩̰̥̳̱̗̫͓̩̙̥̹͂͑̌̿̑̒̍̽̾͗̔̿́͋͐͌̎̎̔̊̽͋̇ψ̷̧̡̨̛̦̻͖͙̯̝̖͎̘̏̑͋̀̆́͂͛̎̈̽̈̓̚͘͘͝͠ ̸̡̢̢̮͈̘̹̼̰̥̳͖͈̖͇͍́̔͑̽̓̅͐̃̔͑̍̄͝ͅ⛥̴̮̳͓̽̓̐̋͝͠ ⛧

[goodreadss]

[rannibuns]

Over The Garden Wall

[pevelis]

All is right with the world.

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

[therealraewest]

This basically sums up all his tweets

[nuclearfeels]

[trucoopfields]

this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton

(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)

FULL VIDEO

[honkyycat]

you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dkpsyhog]

I love this post because it doesn’t look like it should work but when you really think it through it does

[goweninsane]

I LOVE tangrisity structures

[pashionforfashion21allday]

[hypnictwitch]

“[Vanessa Jackson] admitted to police that she intentionally set him on fire because shooting him would have been ‘too nice’.”

[angerylesbian-deactivated201608]

a true american hero

[idratherhavefreedom]

[ecology-of-the-inhuman]

[vespertineflora]

so in an among us game the other night, a player in chat said “does anyone want to get married?”

and bc i was in it for shits and giggles, i said “yes”

he asked where we should get married and i told him we’d meet in comms, which was right at the end of that round. we started the next game, ran to comms together and danced around each other for a minute, which constituted our marriage ceremony. he then proceeded to just run around with me as we did tasks, which amused me to no end, and in out first body report meeting, he exclaimed, “I’M A MARRIED MAN.”

and then, inevitably, an impostor ran right up to us and murdered me. my new video game husband immediately reported my body.

everyone voted blue immediately, successfully avenging me

and then. the twist. my husband got caught murdering.

[viterbofangirl]

(found on Imgur)

[bariumsulfateacetone]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but it looks to me like this is a puppet and there is a person inside the cloak? Very creative and skilful work!

[rekkingcrew]

WOW

[rebootera]

[setheverman]

i love this so much

[grimbrother]

this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.

[aidn]

i read this comic for the first time at like 8 years old and it holds up as the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[theoppositeofadults]

i’m………

[probablybadrpgideas]

Instead of rolling dice, buy a copious amount of Chinese fortune cookies. Every time you need to roll, read aloud your fortune and let your Dungeon Master decide what it means.

[iamthegenderman]

DM: Eat for initiative

*Everyone reaches into a large bowl of fortune cookies in the center of the table*

The guy who was way too eager: it says… “Every flower blooms in its own sweet time.”

DM: You go last