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18 • she/her • clinically obsessed with the marauders • Noah, Hozier, and Sam fender <3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/54665212/chapters/138531877?view_adult=true

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The Great divide by noah kahan (unreleased)

A message from Remus to Mary when she decided to obliviate herself rather live through the pain of all they had lost.

I hope you settle down, I hope you marry rich

I hope you're scared of only ordinary shit

Like murderers and ghosts and cancer on your skin

And not your soul and what He might do with it

Did you wish that I could know?

You'd fade

To some place

I wasn't brave enough to go

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Tattoos I think the marauders era characters would get

James: Sad star and happy star! he would get Sirius and Reg to hand draw them, Reg would try over and over to make it perfect but it would still turn out wonky. James doesn’t mind, he loves it all the same

Sirius: moon phase tattoo on his spine. He would get it as a surprise for remus, he wouldn’t even tell him about it afterwards. Remus only finds out once he has Sirius bent over…

Regulus: Sun tattoo on his lower back. Right where James likes to place his hand when they’re walking together. Of course the tattoo only makes James do it more often which was the intended result, even if regulus would never admit it

Barty and Evan: Rings. They both didn’t like the idea of a wedding band. It was too easy to lose, they wanted something permanent, and what’s more permanent than being etched into each other’s skin?

Lily: a lamb!! It was a joke that mary had started when lily was pregnant. Whenever she spoke to her bump, she always referred to the baby as her little lamb, a reference to the nursery rhyme both lily and mary loved as children. Even after harry was born,mary only referred to him as such. Lily’s tattoo was a tribute to her lover and her son

James (pt 2): water lily!! Sirius and James made a bet, loser had to get a drawing of harry’s tattooed. James lost (of course), and harry drew a picture of water lilies cuz they had the same name as his mum

Barty and Evan (pt 2): bite mark tats. Thats it.

Remus: Sirius’s kiss mark on his hip. Sirius had kissed him, he loved the mark so much he kept asking Sirius to redo it daily. Eventually when his birthday comes around, Sirius books him an appointment so they can find a more permanent solution. Its remus’s only tattoo but he couldn’t imagine getting one he loved more

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Reblogging because this is the one of my fav posts and i think more ppl deserve to see it!

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Who is winning the mother-off?

Euphemia potter

Sally Jackson

Voting ended onMay 24, 2024

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😮😮 Chapter 8 is out yall!!!

The lucky ones (xoxo) - A marauders x gossip girl au

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Can someone write a marauders challengers au pls and ty.

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Tattoos I think the marauders era characters would get

James: Sad star and happy star! he would get Sirius and Reg to hand draw them, Reg would try over and over to make it perfect but it would still turn out wonky. James doesn’t mind, he loves it all the same

Sirius: moon phase tattoo on his spine. He would get it as a surprise for remus, he wouldn’t even tell him about it afterwards. Remus only finds out once he has Sirius bent over…

Regulus: Sun tattoo on his lower back. Right where James likes to place his hand when they’re walking together. Of course the tattoo only makes James do it more often which was the intended result, even if regulus would never admit it

Barty and Evan: Rings. They both didn’t like the idea of a wedding band. It was too easy to lose, they wanted something permanent, and what’s more permanent than being etched into each other’s skin?

Lily: a lamb!! It was a joke that mary had started when lily was pregnant. Whenever she spoke to her bump, she always referred to the baby as her little lamb, a reference to the nursery rhyme both lily and mary loved as children. Even after harry was born,mary only referred to him as such. Lily’s tattoo was a tribute to her lover and her son

James (pt 2): water lily!! Sirius and James made a bet, loser had to get a drawing of harry’s tattooed. James lost (of course), and harry drew a picture of water lilies cuz they had the same name as his mum

Barty and Evan (pt 2): bite mark tats. Thats it.

Remus: Sirius’s kiss mark on his hip. Sirius had kissed him, he loved the mark so much he kept asking Sirius to redo it daily. Eventually when his birthday comes around, Sirius books him an appointment so they can find a more permanent solution. Its remus’s only tattoo but he couldn’t imagine getting one he loved more

[onthemerits]

something that makes me go feral (derogatory) is people talking about regulus not reALLY having a redemption arc because he jUsT cHaNgEd sIdEs fOr kReAcHeR like be so fucking for real rn... sirius hIMSELF said he thought reg would have gotten cold feet and tried to leave the death eaters and implied that he just joined up because he was naive and stupid not because he was actively malicious or irredeemably bigoted and in this essay i will...

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You know what? Remus WAS a slut. He was also a big fat nerd loser. Two things can be true at once, rachel 🙄

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Chapter 7 is out now!!

A big kiss to @bequeerspreadfear for being a wonderful beta reader. This chapter wouldn’t have been half as good without her (and i have to say its one of my favs!!)

The Lucky Ones (xoxo) - Chapter 7

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you can tell how much someone understands hozier’s music by how much of a dickhead they think he is

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HEAR ME OUT

Marauders Scandal AU with James as fitz, regulus as olivia and lily as mellie.

Reg running Regulus Black and associates with barty, evan, Pandora and dorcas.

LILY EVENTUALLY BECOMING PRESIDENT!!!!

Sirius black as Cyrus and Remus as his Journalist husband…. I see it so clearly someone write it

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Help me PLS

Focus on my WIP

Start a Jegulus socmed au

Voting ended onMay 2, 2024

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You know what’s harder than being a regulus kinnie? Being a James kinnie who realized young that they wouldn’t survive in the world on just kindness. Who realized quickly that the world was a mean place and they had to become meaner if they wanted to survive.

A James kinnie who turned into a regulus kinnie is infinitely more heartbreaking. Someone who used to be all easy smiles and trust, now guarded in every way possible. To go from someone who was yes, a little naive, but with the ability to see the light even in perpetual darkness to someone who is so pessimistic that they prefer to hide in the shade where the light cannot reach them.

But do you know whats even sadder than being one or the other? Being both. Reconnecting with the child inside you and realizing that you are just a fragmented shell of a person. Made of parts and never whole, always falling on either end of the extremes and never in the comfortable middle, where everyone else lives. Someone who is so so so desperate to trust and to love, someone who longs for it, yet would rather spend everyday alone rather than risk being hurt. Because trusting and loving is vulnerable, and they were quickly taught that being vulnerable made you weak. And they can’t afford be weak, not for their own sake, lest someone use that weakness to exploit them, and especially not for the people around them, the ones they let get close at least.

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Someone on tiktok said “What do I do when the ‘secret gardens in my mind’ and ‘the asylum where they raised me’ are the same place” and if that is not the most accurate description of the marauders fandom idk what is

[lilywalkers]

idc abt multishippers until they start pairing remus or sirius with other ppl

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SNEAK PEEK TIME 🥳

Ik I just put out chapter 6 but 7 is already done, just waiting on beta readers :)

So glad I finally get to write rosekiller

The Lucky ones (xoxo) - a marauders gossip girl au

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Chapter 6 out now!!!

Not only do we get a new pov, we now get rosekiller 🤞🤞🤞

The lucky ones (xoxo) - Chapter 6