Scarred by the Stage

I mean we're all pretty bizarre... some of us are just better at hiding it.

[spiritualseeker]

For almost 18 years you’re taught to sit down, shut up, and raise your hand. Then you have to decide what you’re going to do for the rest of your life.

Lavon Curtis (via verschluesselt)

[gosexypics]

[thedisappearingmad-deactivated2]

Okay, so. It’s late at night and I kinda wanna play a game with you all.

The one where a person says a word, and you have to make a new word by changing only one letter, I’ll start.

Pork. 

[saintofbeasts-deactivated201601]

Perk.

[aceofknives-blog]

Pert.

[rigglos]

Port.

[takakiishimaru-blog]

Part.

[cosmearemaking-deactivated20180]

Fart.

[thedisappearingmad-deactivated2]

Farm.

[thrustingbutts-deactivated20181]

Harm

[jonijocose-deactivated20180306]

Hard

[sad-girl-eating-deactivated2018]

Lard

[jonijocose-deactivated20180306]

Lark

[mozzazzella]

Park

[johnnyjoe]

Puck

[summerresort-deactivated2013100]

Fuck

[tutankafer-blog]

Funk

[madarakigavrill-deactivated2014]

Dunk

[reddatachildren]

Lunk

[rhitahtyn]

Sunk

[free-ottawe]

Suns

[free-ottawe]

Buns

[no-good-names-left]

Nuns

[cosmic-aria]

Nubs

[bloodysylphy]

Nuts

[bdstagemanager]

Huts

[vodkii-deactivated--123124-deac]

Hats

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

Hate

[the-emo-duck]

mate

[theaspiefox]

Date

[howstrangethemusicsoundstome]

Dare

[kalikatze]

Dire.

[thrakaboom]

Dime

[phoenixyfriend]

Lime.

[yomiel]

mime

[silentiumlitwicks]

Mite

[sneegsnitties]

site

[owlmovedblogs]

Kite

[megaphone334]

Rite

[ari-zonia]

Nite

[matt-tetska-deactivated20240312]

Bite

[thejewker-deactivated20181219]

bile

[healterskeltergirl]

pile

[mor-ardain]

Pine

[rebel-against-reality]

Pink

[definian-moving-deactivated2017]

PUNK

[genssodos]

Dunk

[poisonstarfruit-deactivated2023]

Dank

[pemithebard]

Bank

[cryagrafalls-blog]

Bunk

[simonbitdiddle]

Junk

[deathcomes4u]

Funk

[dullgecko]

Fuck

[artemis-crimson]

Luck

[decepti-geek]

Lack

[johnegberts1leftnipple]

lace

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

lice

[vassraptor]

mice

[elljayvee]

mine

[megabeeprime]

Vine

[openworldadventurer]

Fine

[artfulusername]

Find

[knitmeapony]

Bind

[hiddenlacuna]

Bond

[marveldogsofwar]

Bong

[honey-tea-stuff]

Bing

[stevie-wonders-why]

Bins

[adoru11]

[queerpong-blog]

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN CHURCH

[pitchslap-xx-deactivated2022110]

@fishwhoclimbtrees

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

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[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[poovellamkettuppar]

I always mention the girl I know named Meiaghann (Megan) but Oin Oogok takes the cake, what the fuck

[yaboyfrankdesu]

[disturbedtomparis]

when you get caught in a lie but you have no poker face

[vaporwavevocap]

He’s looks like an animatronic komodo dragon…

[arizonaconservativegal]

That description is flawless.

[flootzavut]

Tumblr has surpassed itself with this one.

[goodkoalatea-deactivated2021081]

This is maybe my favorite existing tweet

[incompetentantagonist]

[micdotcom]

Add Alice, Kim, Theresa and Vivian (top photo) to the Yearbook Hall of Fame. Cause you wouldn’t ask everyone with the last name Smith if they were related, would you? Fun Fact: There’s actually a simple, historical reason Nguyen is such a common Vietnamese name.

[achievementt-teeth]

Can confirm that Deadpool was absolutely amazing and stayed true to the comics. 10/10 would watch again. 100% worth a watch.

[mishasteaparty]

Ryan: The thing I love about Deadpool is that the marketing campagn is an extention of the film. For me, the marketing has been a lot of fun. I think we shot about 40 viral videos, maybe only 12 or 15 we’ve released. Half the time it was just me and my Iphone just, you know, shooting myself at the trailer. That part has been amazing.

[thestoryandyou]

Every February 13th, my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home and we just come and kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies. It’s like Lilith Fair minus the angst. Plus frittatas.

HAPPY GALENTINE’S DAY!

[rachelsgreen]

Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry pranking each other, during interviews.

[source]

[humansofnewyork]

“We let our four-year-old name the dog. So this is Broccoli.”

[only1600kids]

Weatherman’s amazing Halloween costume

[beeishappy]

[zimbolt-deactivated20260716]

KILLED IT

[smartgirlsattheparty]

Mic Drop.