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[ayeforscotland]

People going to My Chemical Romance have been warned not to join any ‘parades’ in Glasgow lmao

[ayeforscotland]

If you see any orange you’re in the wrong place.

[tomboyjessie13]

Orange?

[ayeforscotland]

Orange order, a hate group who are the worst of Scottish society.

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[crabmail-remade]

[mahgck]

me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female

[digital-magus]

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

[33v0]

[zagzie]

this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

[jame7t]

tumblr Mobile apparently has a new processing tab & it turns out I’ve been processing a video for five years

almost done I bet

[theskullofjudgement]

CAN SOMEONE HELP THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT OF THE SMOKE DETECTOR THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT DOESN'T HAVE HANDS

[jimmyhoffathecat]

He fell eep

[cryingdancer]

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[cryptidexploded]

Can they maybe not

[evilwizard]

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

[victor-maze]

Can we maybe add giant identical Towers raising out of the ground all over the World to this?

[evilwizard]

well i don’t see Why Not.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

[orteil42]

as a french kid i was very confused about Superman's archnemesis being constantly referred to as "the former wrestler"

[paper-mario-wiki]

observing my burger mechanism

[tashas-cauldron-of-hotsauce]

Les ricains quand ils decident à modifier leurs jeu:

[paper-mario-wiki]

ma petite-amie Française m'a aidé avec le design

[amamaiiya]

adult activities