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The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

draconym

orcboxer

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

notlikingbestgirl

Out of Touch

hustlerose

Out of Touch Thursday

arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

snuv

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

rockmilkshake

happy birthday.

robyn-i-guess

KONATAAAAAAAA KONACHAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY

sistersorrow

Fanmade Witch Hat Atelier spells come in two flavours

Magic air fryer

This is why magic is a trade secret

A Kugelblitz is type of black hole formed by concetrating a sufficiently high concentration of light, heat, or radiation into a given space to form an event horizon

sluttyquarantinetheory

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

tvguts

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

cometcrystal

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

symbolblue

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

existencebringsonlypain

i need data for a statistics project for school, so be my sample data, worms. i need thirty people minimum so if there aren't enough voters yet i'd love if you could help. thank you very much. worms.

take this test (https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/), then come back here:

what's your JND?

.00030-.00099

.0010-.0017

.0017-.0024

.0024-.0031

.0031-.0038

.0038-.0045

.0045-.0052

.0052-.0059

.0059-.0066

.0066-.0073

.0073-.0080

.0080 or greater

Voting ended onMay 13

it doesnt have to be a good score, you dont have to take it multiple times, you dont have to get on a good screen, etcetera. just gimme your score please this is my final project grade :)

i'd love if you could reblog for reach

softwaring

strangechecker

@kexul1019

R I P

LMNT

They've crushed your boy band up into electrolyte drink powder, but perhaps Juliet will finally admit she likes you.

#never drank it #everytime I see it at the store I think of the band #music #lmnt

tall

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

would you rather

be able to turn sand into water

be able to turn air into sand

Voting ended onMay 4

elf-kid2

I am a writer, and I'm stuck on a scene in Chapter 5!

How do I get my writing Un-Stuck???

Let these guys PROVE that they are, indeed, Annoying Jerks

Brush past the dense dialogue so we can get to the Fight Scene ASAP

Sell vintage perfume-bottles instead of writing

Research local apartments & roommate options instead of writing

Wait for my package to come in the mail on Friday, instead of writing

Switch to the Other-Character's POV

Let the Wizard curbstomp the Annoying Minor Character

Voting ended onMay 4

meangirlnurse

my dream furby is up for auction today which is fine and i’m going to be so fiscally responsible about it

meangirlnurse

i lost and i'm devastated

anglaised

“cheated on” and “megan thee stallion” in the same sentence is nasty work all men have is audacity……thats so crazy seriously are u out of ur fucking mind……..i hope she has a good hot girl summer like oh she needs it bad

lililasagna

Mii nurseydex had a child today and. I was going to immediately delete it to save space but the baby montage genuinely made me cry. So i felt bad and let her stay. I feel a bit ridiculous for shedding tears over tomodachi life, in my defense ive been sick the entire week and am emotionally compromised

doomsday-dj

There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:

“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”

kuttithevangu

“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”