This is about 400% funnier said out loud.
Also, this is exactly the kind of thing my high school friends and I would memorize for shits and giggles

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This is about 400% funnier said out loud.
Also, this is exactly the kind of thing my high school friends and I would memorize for shits and giggles
i had a dream two nights ago where i was being shown around a fancy medieval port, and my guide said "this coast used to have two ports, Mangeet and Totoga, but in recent years we've combined them both into one - Port ManTo" and i actually woke up with a fucking start
The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.
Out of curiosity, where did you guys read your first fanfiction ?
Ao3
Wattpad
Fanfiction.net
Deviant art
Livejournal
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Quotev (wtf)
It was a Twitter threadfic (ok what the actual fuck)
Other
I don't read fanfic
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Geocities, bitches.
WHAT I am shocked that AO3 isn't higher what the hell??
AO3 was founded in 2008.
It did not yet exist when many people first started reading fanfic.
I, for example, started reading fanfic online in the year 1996.
Spiritually, 3 am is the darkest hour of the night. The people who stay up late but not insanely late have gone to bed, people who wake up early but not insanely early are yet to wake up. The only people who are awake are the night shift, and the insane.
Awwww that's so sweet thank you.
Just got recommended this at 3:18
Manic and depressive states, you say? Well, doctor, I will have you know I am an anarchist
men who cannot find a woman willing to make coffee for them can always seek out the services of a professional barista,
not the same though is it
I want her to want to do it.
fetishising being treated with bored contempt certainly makes life a lot easier
french people will really be like “our société? culturally catholique? mais non, this country is laïque there is no public religion to be found here!” and then 5 minutes later say “oh we do not work tomorrow because it is *checks french fonction publique calendrier* the feast of the assumption of the holy virgin mary so every public building in the whole entire country is closed :)”
idk which is funnier, the fact that 90% of the french people reblogging this agree and think its funny or the other 10% who are Très Bouleversé™ writing entire essays correcting me.
like i know you people have argumentative writing skills drilled into your head by the french education system from the age of 10 or whatever but please calmez-vous lol
It always made me so uncomfortable when I worked in French schools (teaching English) and the main teachers wanted me to do lessons about:
Hallowe'en and All Saints
Christmas
Shrove Tuesday
Easter
“but without breaking the laïcité rules”. No matter how many times I tried to explain that “these are religious festivals, especially in the UK…” (with the exception of Hallowe'en, kiiiind of, but it still actually is) “…so I’m really not comfortable risking my job by talking about these to the children,” literally every single teacher still insisted I teach these topics, “just without mentioning the religious side of it! It’ll be OK, Christmas isn’t really religious!”
And there I was, struggling not to yell because:
I knew that if my friend Alli had been in the same job, and even suggested talking to the children about Ramadan, Eid, Hajj or anything, or worn hijab or her necklace with a name of Allah on it, she’d have lost her job…
I knew that if my friend Nicki had been in the same job, and taught the children about Pesach or Chanukah or Shabbos, or if she’d worn a Mogen David, she’d have lost her job…
I’m Catholic (not very traditional, but I am) and these festivals (except Hallowe'en) are very definitely religious. Cutting them off from their proper roots a) takes away the meaning of the festivals, and b) doesn’t change the fact that they are religious, and c) makes me extremely uncomfortable, because if you can appropriate these from a religion that does have a lot of privilege, what are you going to do to ones that don’t? I don’t trust you if you do this! And finally…
Even if we do take the Christianity away from Easter (and how do you even begin to do that??? And why would you want to???), it’s still inextricably linked to Pesach because Easter falls when it does because Maundy Thursday is the first night of Pesach!! Everything else that’s connected to Easter (Mother’s Day, Shrove Tuesday and Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Lent - everything!) falls when it does because it’s a certain number of days or weeks before Good Friday or Easter Sunday. Even explaining that, “No, Pancake Day isn’t always in February, who told you that?” requires an explanation of Lent, which by extension requires an explanation of Easter and Pesach.
No, I’m not comfortable teaching the children about these things! Sure, in theory, it’s nice for them to know when certain festivals are happening - but in a school where they’re not allowed to wish each other a Happy Chanukah or Ramadan Mubarak, I’m not going to teach them to sing Christmas Carols or make Easter cards!
It really is a case of “all or nothing”. And “nothing” doesn’t work when you’ve got hypocrisy so deeply ingrained in the curriculum.
France banned “religious symbols” from government offices so people can’t wear kippot or hijabs, but somehow crucifixes are still okay.
Remember kids-
Cultural Christianity means that you see Christian practices as normal, not RELIGIOUS! Religion is that weird thing others do, like Jews and Muslims and Pagans and Hindus (and a million others I will not list here but you know what I mean). We don’t have a RELIGIOUS society, that’s absurd!
We just have the weekend, which is a time for rest, coincidentally fall on the Christian days of rest. And we close all our businesses for the holidays that JUST so happen to be Christian holidays but not other holidays, no, we don’t take time off for RELIGION! And we have crosses everywhere but if you wear a hijab or a Magen David or a Kippah then that’s WEIRD and also why are you so religious why do you need to shove your religion in my face? Oh and a shit ton of our politicians argue for laws based on Biblical morality but THAT isn’t religious, not at all, don’t you know that Christian morality is just NORMAL morality the way we see things is just NORMAL it isn’t RELIGIOUS it’s just the way things SHOULD be everyone should want to be like us!
the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function
Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?
Japanese: Samui desu ne?
British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?
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i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.
my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.
me: ok. i guess i get that??
this post: its like saying “innit?”
me: oh. oh no.
fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".
It's LITERALLY "innit".
oh so like "eh" in canadian
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god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem
a 3 in one huh
cat snoozing in front of the Acropolis | Areopagus, Athens | June 2017
i didn’t reblog this post the first time i saw it but it’s been HAUNTING ME
it’s like a time capsule from hell
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my piece for rollround’s kazetsuyo zine from a few months back! it looks like you can still pick up a copy here!
[image is a digital drawing of the kansei university track team; kakeru stands at the bottom of a hill, facing up at the other members, who are scattered across the hill. a stream divides them. just on the other side, haiji stands closest to kakeru, holding out his hand as if in invitation.]
i don’t want to see anyone be sexy anymore. tired of it. bored. have sex or wahtevr i don’t care just stop being sexy … it’s been done to death.. at least like spill some juice on ur jeans or somethin so i can relate 2 u… make that face that is like “this baby carrot that i’m eating isn’t like sweet it is instead that weird boring carrot flavor” it looks like this :\ but with bigger cheeks because u are eating the carrot anyways because you don’t want to waste it. UGH . hello ? i am typing on my keyboard to you. can you hear me ?