"I'll remember you as you once were."

I'm Haley 18/Pan/??????? [They/Them or She/Her] Actually a robot. Proxy. Icon: Overblotch

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn't I a better parent

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[waxscoralpants]

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

[otterscallops-deactivated202203]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

also. under certain circumstances forgetting to save will get your face taken away

[sailorbamff-deactivated20210108]

You guys are forgetting the best part

[vladtheunfollower]

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[no-chill-at-all]

[melifair]

This is delightful

[pochowek]

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

[tredlocity]

[pochowek]

video on my dash:

pom, pom pom pom pom pom. yeah? pom po-po-pom pom pom pom. yeah?

me: im not gonna waste 2 minutes of my life for the thirtieth fucking time watching this video

me: (watches this video)

[eddiediaz1992]

Johnny Depp sometimes has lines fed to him in an earpiece, do you have a specific technique when it comes to remembering it all?

[lesbianrey]

can you get an oscar for an interview

[lemonrow]

no but you can be arrested for murder so i can only assume she is now on the run

[nauticalradical]

i slowed down the audio of this vine and it now seems like the dog turned of the lights and freaked out the camera man

[sonypraystation]

this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch

[homoz]

[homoz]

[soviettart]

[thenamesjavii]

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

[yeezy-nation]

[parkery]

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

[magical-canoe]

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

[muyintedezante]

[avpdkaneki]

my personal fav anxiety is “i’m in the wrong place” anxiety that isn’t alleviated until u see someone that u know should also be in the same place as u

[tbearlupin]

Related: “I got the time/day wrong” anxiety. Same rules for alleviation.

[i-cannot-live-without-coffee]

“Class/the meeting/etc. got cancelled and I’m the only gone who didn’t get the email”: The thrilling conclusion to the trilogy. Same rules for alleviation.

[individualcosmos]

the most Fun john mulaney fact i’ve learned today is that he had the opportunity to audition for kevin from home alone but his parents said no. 

please take a moment to imagine 7 year old john mulaney as kevin mccallister

[classicdaisycalico]

*dumps a bunch of toy cars at the bottom of the stairs* S C A T T E R

[chickenfarmersan]