It's boring to be normal.

Amie, 26, nb aroace. Please send help.

[blignick]

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[recoiloperated]

Markiplier priced out time on a render farm for Iron Lung and realized it was cheaper to build his own.

So now he has a render farm.

[apolladay]

have you ever known* a black cat with very orange cat vibes?

yes

no

insufficient data (results)

Voting ended onMay 26

*doesn't necessarily have to be your cat, just a black cat that you've gotten to know their personality

(interpret "orange cat vibes" however you wish, Your Mileage May Vary w/ orange cat behavior but I just mean personalities and behaviors that you would personally associate with Orange Cats™ more than any other type of cat - at the end of the day it's just a poll on tumblr!

I ask bc I've got a 2.5y/o fluffy black cat - with the rusty colored undertones you can see in the sunlight even - and I s2g he's somehow the orangest black cat I've ever seen 😂)

[jaubaius]

[nabi3000]

[narcissistcookbook]

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

[reikomakoto]

[lizaisdrawing]

Queen Rosalina ✨

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

if yuo are, , in my "notifciations," i see you therue. i see you. im watching,. and i love you

[sugarsylvie]

Glacy and Sylvie nose boop!

[pansyfemme]

people will really tell scary stories about old mental health facilities and still somehow think that the patients were the scary part

[tilthat]

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

[squeeful]

Yep.  It also correlates extremely strongly with an increasing decrease of violent crime.  One of the symptoms of low level constant lead exposure is increased aggression and volatility. 

[kurowrites]

“Unknown scientist”? That was Clair Cameron Patterson.

[solarpunkcast]

Gas companies are still so mad at him he’s “unknown scientist”, know his name

[bogleech]

Daily reminder that health and safety standards like these are what politicians mean when they talk about “deregulation.”

[prismatic-bell]

Patterson died 5 December 1995.

Petition to make his date of death a Tumblr holiday celebrated by talking about cool shit the gas and petroleum industries don’t want us to know about, and fighting to continue his work.

[kittydesade]

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day!

[ailelie]

Oh, hey, it’s almost Clair Cameron Patterson day!

[wizardpotions]

please teach kids that its not normal to be in pain all of the time, we also need to start taking kids seriously when they talk about pain or difficulty physically, kids and teens can absolutely have chronic pain, medical conditions and disability that you cannot see. a kid isnt going to lie to you about being in pain 24/7 repeatedly.

[goodbyejojo]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[nessa007]

[anxietyproblem]

[a-concert-just-for-me]

They should invent a me that wants to do tasks. And maybe if they’re feeling generous, a me that feels good after completing a task, too.

[dead-core]

i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

[detectivehole]

what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

[detectivehole]

"how do you write such believable men as a woman?" "how do you write such believable women a man?" and the answer people who are good at it always give is "i just write people. were literally the exactly the same. do you think the opposite sex is some sorta totally different animal???" and people respond "woah that's wild. yea i do. and im not gonna stop thinking that goodbye :)"