Stormbreaker

The storm shall break, and in its place, there will be only the void. Mun is 22 years old

[sundered-thunder]

I can’t sleep.

I keep having intrusive thoughts of a motorcyclist doing wheelies while going ham with a flamethrower.

[sundered-thunder]

Aaaaand immediately I’m like, “can I fuck it”

God dammit.

[sundered-thunder]

I can’t sleep.

I keep having intrusive thoughts of a motorcyclist doing wheelies while going ham with a flamethrower.

[sundered-thunder]

Vriskatize me, Cap’n! 
Edit by ThetaJ (me!)

[256gb]

[sundered-thunder]

Finally.

I’M COMIN FOR YOU BEZOS

[twerklina]

[catgirldick]

pickle rick pride

[sundered-thunder]

F E A R

[overcoatundercover]

What if Boldir was a wrestler? What if Boldir was called The Boldir and talked about herself in the third person while in the wrestling ring? What if Boldir sounded like Boulder? What if Boldir was also a muscular earthbender?

(psst the boldir isn't sure what you're talking about but she thinks it would get a little silly. but the boldir is muscular and does wrestle on occasion with nihkee)

(the boldir doesn't know why you would bend the planet the visitor came from though)

[sundered-thunder]

[did-you-know]

Ravens can spot a cheater and will shun one another for being unfair.

The birds work together to get equal amounts of food - but if they notice another raven taking more than its fair share, they immediately lose trust and won’t cooperate with them in the future.

(Source, Source 2)

[sundered-thunder]

Corvids are more prone to equal rights than hominids. They deserve this planet more than we do

[rottenbutrecovering]

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

[anonymouscomrade]

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

[cantabilechaos]

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”

“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”

“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

[thecrystalfems]

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

[dancingspirals]

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

[crybourg]

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

[adrenaline-addiction]

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

[okamikodomo]

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

[glyndarling]

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

[standbyyourmantis-deactivated20]

Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads

Support veelas who seduce random townspeople

Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers

STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!

[butchious]

friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.

[z-nogyrop]

destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains

some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull

some zombies can’t digest them

some zombies just don’t like the taste

all of these zombies are STILL VALID

[sonnivate]

DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON

[unrussledjimmys]

This post gets worse every time I see it

[yilingboi]

OhmyGOD

[petrichorprophet]

LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[anxietyandsushi-deactivated2018]

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

[threeswordsstyle]

DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE

[epic-games-official]

ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.

STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS

[fierceawakening]

stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system

[artemis-crimson]

demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!

[american-assassin-and-superhero]

Quit excluding Centaurs because they’re half human!

[evilkitten3]

Not ALL lamiae eat children! Stop stereotyping!

[piss-pirate]

#NotAllGiants say Fee Fi Fo Fum #NotAllGiants can smell the blood of Englishmen #NotAllGiants grind bones to make their bread #NotAllGiants!

[randomishramblings-tiltheend]

oh my god @overexciteddragon

[wasoverexciteddragon-deactivate]

WHY DID YOU TAG ME ON THIS BUT ALSO I HAVE THE NEED TO READ AN ENTIRE FUCKING NOVEL SERIES

[brodyquests-deactivated20201104]

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

This is just discourse in the world of that new Pixar movie, Onward.

[looksfishy]

!!!

[rogueartz]

Stop. Calling. Naga. Sea. Dragons!

It erases the Naga culture and needs to stop!

#nagaerasure

[pokemontrainerwaluigi]

What We Do in the Shadows: Social Media Edition

[dutchcementmixer]

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRGAONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID

[crunchypeesha]

It got worse

[dzamie]

IF YOU’RE NOT PART SERPENT YOU DON’T GET TO USE “SNEK”

ONLY LAMIAS AND NAGAS CAN CALL EACH OTHER SNEKS

edit: ok basilisks can too, thanks @ deadlysmile

edit 2: ouroboros are VALID

edit 3: guys please stop sending me asks with other very fine serpentine creatures I made this post after a group of h*mans called me a snek ok i was distraught and i might have eaten one and i rly dont need this tension rn

EDIT 4: MERFOLK ARE NOT EXEMPT I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE AN EEL FRIEND

( @dovewithscales it grew again, have you seen it in awhile? )

[dovewithscales]

Ye gods, this again. Guys for the last time, demon is just a corruption of the Greek word for spirit, daemon. They’re not evil.

Neither daemon nor tulpa have anything to do with servitors.

Medusa isn’t a type of creature it’s the name of a goddess. The creature type is a gorgon.

Budge and Bulfinch are garbage. Stop quoting them.

The Minotaur did nothing wrong. Theseus was just a dick.

And for fuck’s sake wyverns are dragons.

[ambrose-d]

@tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors I thought you’d like this

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

ALAKSJDASLDKJ YOU THOUGHT RIGHT

[aerrowhawk2017]

This is awesome!!

[angry-queer-slytherin]

@cowboyjakedillinger @angryfanboyscreaming

[garden-of-moss]

#Not👏All👏Orthrus👏Heads👏Act👏The👏Same

[official-lucifers-child]

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR DJINN-SHAMING, BIGOTS

[thebutterflyprince]

THIS BLOG IS ANTI-HUMAN, IF YOU’RE HUMAN YOU SHOULD ROT IN HECK

[sundered-thunder]

HYDRAS 👏 CAN 👏 GO 👏 BY 👏 MULTIPLE 👏 NAMES

HYDRA 👏 HEADS 👏 CAN 👏 BE 👏 INDIVIDUALS

(Posting while our other head, Gerry, is asleep. He’s a human supporter)

[wumblr]

most underrated demons illustrated by louis breton for jacques auguste simon collin de plancy’s “dictionnaire infernal” of the decade: definitive ranking

1. crapaud

2. amduscias

3. ribesal

4. flavros 

5. caacrinolaas

6. andras

7. ganga-gramma

8. furfur

9. wall

[sundered-thunder]

wait a sec. is... is the first picture... FROG AND TOAD?!

[sundered-thunder]

comparing what's going on in hong kong to people who ship stuff is tonedeaf at best

Apologies. I can change my description if it upsets you. I didn’t realize at the time, though I should have. Thank you for the notice!

[sundered-thunder]

There we go! How’s that?

[sundered-thunder]

comparing what's going on in hong kong to people who ship stuff is tonedeaf at best

Apologies. I can change my description if it upsets you. I didn’t realize at the time, though I should have. Thank you for the notice!

[sundered-thunder]

It’s really a shame that this person is actually serious. I wish I didn’t have to report them, but it would be a disservice not to.

@just-antithings

[sundered-thunder]

This is not an ordinary post. I would like to let you know that I am the one who asked this. Sure, the name of the blog has a good sentiment, but the blog itself and the person running it have been horrible to others for liking ships that, apart from anything else, are fictional. This ask is true and I challenge @ihatepedophilesandzoophiles to answer this honestly. I, unfortunately, got carried away in the ask, and said some things that were less than charming, but I stand by what I said as what I said about myself is true.

[sundered-thunder]

Current mood:

Danny DeVito wearing a Deadpool-themed Christmas sweater

[omayga]

I can’t even comment on this one… 

Reblog with your own cause of death XD

[delanyb]

Cursed Fnaf bootlegs beated me to death

[kcjenkinsoffical-deactivated202]

[a-tired-sassy-orange]

I fucking knew it

[ghostmakescoffee]

[soapfireblog-deactivated2020090]

OK MY BOY STRAIGHT UP WALKED UP TO ME LIKE UCKING BAYONETTA AND MURDERED ME- OK NICE. HE DID IT WHILST LOOKING FRESH-

[ghost-flavored-gatorade-deactiv]

…ah

[slightly-moist-eggs-deactivated]

[kittydoesthings]

Alright then, fem!Conductor kills me.

[pafsplayground]

Ah.

[chaotic-axeolotl-moved]

A crying cat

[mangogoneart-deactivated2020102]

OH GOD OH F U C K-

[ave-the-rat-king-deactivated202]

[anactualfuckingnerd]

I guess I choked

[cloverplayz-deactivated20200118]

NOOOOO NOT MY SHELF FRIENDS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dorian-v-gaye]

… goddamn it

[bunny-heels]

[bell-bones]

My chicken’s gonna kill me apparently

[anxietyfluffy]

[mrsegbert]

[everythingisterriblle-deactivat]

Oh no. They’re coming to beat me to death

[sundered-thunder]

But... I CREATED you!!! Why?

[fallen--flower]

Reblog if you ARE a FALLEN ANGEL, SUPPORT FALLEN ANGELS, or SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE SMACKING GOD WITH A BIG STICK

[sundered-thunder]

I fit firmly into the third category

[detectivehole]

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

[detectivehole]

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit