Im Like Really Really Fast

Come on in! I won’t bite (probably)

[superfastjellyfishsandwitch]

✨Intro post ✨

You can call me Jelly or Jellyfish

they/them

I struggle to write in English, it’s my first (and only) language. I don’t know why but it’s always been this way. I get accommodations in school, and I have a pretty similar set up on my personal devices but I can’t always catch my typos

TLDR If there’s a random word in my post I can’t really help it

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

I mostly just talk about my various interests here is a working list of them:

* Music (I especially love the front bottoms, Florence and the Machine, raccoon tour, Chapel Rowan, and mallrat)

* Nintendo Video games ( Zelda, splatoon, and animal crossing)

* The muppets (and puppets in general)

* The cursed child

* Percy Jackson (and Magnus chase)

* Weird gay horror podcasts (tma, hfth,wtnv, and neighborly)

* Musical theatre (especially the Pjo musical and starkid musicals)

* Pretty much any art

*Weird collections

*books (especially fantasy/coming of age generally middle grade and y/a)

*DC comics (I love all the robins)

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

The aesthetics I like are:

-crow core

- grandma/grandpa core

-cottage core

-kindergarten teacher core

-kid core

-fairy core

-my mom says I dress kinda grunge 1/2 the time (I can’t really say that I am I’d feel like a poser)

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

My tags are

Jelly house- things I want in my dream cottage

Jelly rambles- I just rant

Jelly cooks - you’ll never guess

Jelly trying??? - be nice. I’m putting in effort here okay?

Jelly’s fruit basket- I have a thing for fruit and I want to try more I have a list (PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE FRIUTS)

I would read that so hard- fanfic ideas (99% of the time it’s pjo)

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

Yah that’s it!

If you like ANY of these things or similar things talk to me about it!

[neurovarious]

love is in the air? WRONG! dragons

[alphabetizing-posts]

air? dragons in is love the WRONG!

[superfastjellyfishsandwitch]

I love it when a character is the groups dog

But not in the pet way

Or the guard dog way

But like a shelter dog—

Like we know you came from a bad home so we’re gonna forgive you for growling because we can see your tail is tucked

Or

If I approach slowly and speak softly can I give you some pets

Or if I give you treats can I please get rid of your fleas

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

[superfastjellyfishsandwitch]

Niceeeee

[lizard-fashion]

i found my favorite ides of march post and am posting a screenshot for posterity. thanks @brutaliakhoa for this gem.

[superfastjellyfishsandwitch]

College is so weird because why is this 40+ year old woman one of my study buddies and threatening to train me

[starknesskenobi]

Tumblr when it's March 15th

[cynicalclassicist]

Yeh, Tumblr does love the 15th of March!

[conman167936]

Guillermo Del Toro is the only director who would shoot Gepetto making Pinocchio as if it were Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster.

And then shoot Dr. Frankenstein creating the monster as if it were Gepetto making Pinocchio.

[cherryjennn]

Even more devastating, the scene where pinocchio was made was very violent in looks and almost angry but gepetto grew to love his creation like a son but the scene of making the creature was loving and attentive but victor grew to hate his creation .

[noodlearg]

happy international women’s day!!!

[miwiheroes]

if you look up "unresolved cyrano trope" on the internet, the only thing that comes up is byler. because it is the only, the first, instance of it ever happening. we witnessed this in our lifetime yall ig we're special!

[superfastjellyfishsandwitch]

Sorry I love Cyrano trope this makes so much sense

[superfastjellyfishsandwitch]

Hi and welcome to “I forgot I have two finals next week so of course I’m gonna be on Tumblr posting about the muppets”

Being in the fighting incident for this post is, I saw a Muppet cover of “road to hell” from Hadestown and I disagreed with the casting

If so here’s my breakdown

To be there too obvious routes where either the Muppets only play the gods or the Muppets only play the humans 

Gods rout just speaks to me more

The fates : Statler AND Waldorf

I know it’s not 3 people BUT

“To old men dressed the same” —LITERALLY THEM

And they would LOVE tormenting Eurydice

I do want them want them to respond to“and we’re gonna sing it again” and the end with “hopefully it sounds better this time” “har har har”

I really don’t know who I want as Hermes so here’s me spitballing:

Rizzo and Gonzo - bring back the muppets Christmas carol vibes

OR HEAR ME OUT:

Walter- you know that little nerd would WANT to sing it again

And he’s like never in any fancast for Muppet versions of ANYTHING because he’s a contemporary Muppet but he’s my favorite so I’m putting him in here

Here’s where I’m going to get a little bit weird..

 Persephone: Kermit

Hades :miss piggy

HEAR ME OUT

Miss Piggy would make a great Hades just based off the Muppets Wizard of Oz

I want that specifically

I feel like they’re already a toxic relationship that we want to see healed

And I feel like in this relationship, Miss piggy rocks, leather, and Kermit could become an alcoholic

Anyway, wish me good luck on my exams. Thank you for coming to my unhinged TED talk. 

[superfastjellyfishsandwitch]

Idk man…..

Something about trying to bring your friend back from the dead feels homo erotic to me …..

[superfastjellyfishsandwitch]

Got this ad on pintrest

Why do I kinda wanna read it……..

[not-your-asian-fantasy]

High Court in India affirms trans women are women in landmark ruling

The High Court of Andhra Pradesh in India has ruled in a landmark decision that trans women are legally recognised as women.

[violently-puppy-deactivated2026]

HUGE GOOD NEWS

the world may seem bleak but PLEASE take time to feel the trans joy and to be happy for our sisters in India

[superfastjellyfishsandwitch]

More muppets!

My your box of valentines be ever overflowing

[superfastjellyfishsandwitch]

The physic link is getting stronger….

[seasonofhorror]

THE ADDAMS FAMILY

1991, dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[superfastjellyfishsandwitch]

This is the love I want