Why I'm Considered Weird

Don't own most( if any) of these pictures/videos/etc :)

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

Where'd you come up with your url?

there were seven eggs left

[27-teacups]

same

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

you must have a lot of tea cups

[27-teacups]

yes

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i am very proud of your collection

[1000nipples]

hey guys

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

dude fholy shit

[twitblr]

What in the 9 circles of hell?

[ironychan]

Thousands of years ago, somebody looked at a flock of sheep and went, “well, they aren’t cold.”

[ekjohnston]

Guys. Guys.

It’s so much better than that.

So once upon a time, goats and sheep were essentially the same animal, and all of them had hair. Now, you can do some stuff with hair, but you can’t do a lot, so mostly sheep/goats were kept for meat and milk.

Except then a mutation showed up, and some of the sheep/goats had WOOL instead. And someone realized that 1. you could spin that shit, and 2. then you could WEAVE that shit, and 3. IT GREW BACK.

Generations of selective breeding ensued. Two visibly discrete species emerged, one primarily for meat and milk, and the other primarily for wool. They also have different behavioural characteristics, because independence was not helpful in a sheep, so it was bred out of them. Sheep remain one of the few non-draft animals that we farm even though they are not delicious.

The most similar part of sheep and goats that remains today is their skeleton. On an archaeological dig, you find THOUSANDS of bones and bone fragments that can only be identified as “sheep/goat”. It’s incredibly frustrating, but also kind of hilarious after you’ve spent enough time in the sun.

ANYWAY, human beings have always been smart and surprisingly good at changing nature because they want a sweater.

[darthmelyanna]

The entire knitting community needs to hear this.

[tessie-the-bee]

Oh man I’m so glad I can add this to my arsenal of responses to people who say all GMOs are made of poison.

[jangojips]

In zooarchaeology, sheep/goat is a valid category and no one will press you further on the issue.

[modoru-mono]

@historia-vitae-magistras

[fineillsignup]

Huh, I wonder if this is part of why Chinese only has one word for sheep/goat (羊). You can distinguish as 绵羊 “wool-sheepgoat” for sheep vs 山羊 “mountain-sheepgoat” for goat.

[9r7g5h]

What the fuck do you mean sheep aren’t delicious?

[throwbackblr]

Highest-grossing films of 1994

[butt-berry]

I always thought my Pokemon obsession was bad, until I found out that someone on Bulbapedia noticed one of the throwaway characters was recycled and used as a nameless background trainer over 7 years and 354 episodes after they first appeared.

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

Incredibles 2 (2018)

[ryantherabbot]

Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1

[fuckitting-deactivated20201211]

Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery

[memescomedy]

[bluebeardsfinalgirl]

“What is shipping?”

[stark-black-deactivated20181218]

I’m laughing forever thanks Kakashi

[space-ace13]

Where’s that gif of Deadpool walking up to Spider-Man at comic con while he’s posing for pictures and just linking their fingers together?

[horatjo]

[over-the-garden-greg-deactivate]

this is pure gold

[fndungeonmom]

the first gif is you getting your otp together. the second is you shipping yourself with a character. 

[biphoenix]

somebody once told me the world was gonna

[pueda-deactivated20150517]

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

[lexiiii-vt]

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

[foxbowl]

Things I loved about Avengers: Infinity War

Warning: Spoilers

Quill’s ‘Thor’ voice.

“You’re about to take the full power of a star. It will kill you.” “Only if I die.” “…Which is what being killed… is.”

Gamora. Just her by herself.

Stan Lee’s cameo.

Vision x Wanda. Vanda? Wision?

Dr. Strange’s very loyal cape.

"And for another thing, we have a Hulk!“

Loki’s choice to save his brother cries

“Where is Gamora?” “I’ll do you one better; who is Gamora?” “I’ll do you one better; why is Gamora?” *awkward stares*

Thor calling Rocket a rabbit.

Steve’s very dramatic and very awesome emergence from the shadows

Gamora’s final scene very unfortunate but very beautiful

ROCKET ASKING FOR BUCKY’S ARM

"I am Groot.” “…I am Steve Rogers.”

Steve and Bucky’s subtle smiles towards each other

Natasha-Okoye-Wanda team up

‘s q u i d w a r d’

“It’s like a pirate had a baby with an angel.”

Gamora’s choice to save her sister

Drax trying to be invisible.

Pepper. Tony. Engaged.

Also, Tony wanting a baby (and him relating wanting a baby to dreaming about going to the bathroom)

Peter finally getting the hug he wanted cries harder

“Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.” "Yeah, but the kid’s seen more movies.”

CAPTAIN MARVEL AT THE END

“Mother f-”

[justsomeantifas]

them: capitalism inspires innovation and technological advancement!!

capitalism:

[blacksunivoryz-deactivated20190]

Isn’t this website your using created by capitalism?

[justsomeantifas]

someone post the meme

[tahthetrickster]

gladly

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[did-you-know]

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

[zahnegott]

fuck this is b a d

[postingmachine9000]

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

[gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat]

The what?

[postingmachine9000]

[drinkpisspissblood]

[stinkibabi]

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

[urulokid]

how do you delete someone elses post

[autoharpo-deactivated20221011]

I am in tears

[notlostonanadventure]

Joe what the fuck did you make me read

[hurleyquinnzel]

This gotta be fake

[hurleyquinnzel]

They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty important to the plot too did jk just forget about that? The bathroom where myrtle lives (she literally dives into a toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim there’s no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel entitled to compensation

[foxyou-too]

External Stimuli by Byoungho Kim 

[calellon]

[the-pesci-mode]

[onlyblackgirl]

This is an advanced joke.

[swolleneyeball-deactivated20170]

i fukcing hate this show

[sugarkillsall]

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

[partlysmith]

according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just forgot the cars

[2002-honda-crv]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[clearitnow]

Me as a professor