Wasting time on this hellsite since 2k10

I have been on this website for too many years and I can't seem to leave. 30s, whatever pronouns seem like a good idea at the time.

[afterdark-flicks]

Who Wants to Be an Erotic Billionaire? (2002)

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[tockthewatchdog]

[everyteenager4free1]

[beastliness]

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

[grimeclown]

This is a fucking new one

[tchaikovskaya]

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[tri-punisher]

hi. did you know australia has a fairywren species called the superb fairywren

and another species called the splendid fairywren

...and one called the lovely fairywren

[naamahdarling]

They just named these by showing pictures to some elderly woman and noting down her first delighted exclamation.

[longhorned]

I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening

[rainbow-femme]

Bro they got geep in Ohio

[depsidase]

[you-need-not-apply]

Actually no how the fuck is it august

[you-need-not-apply]

Pack it up everyone you’ll never be this funny

[onemorecupofcoffee]

this reddit post is amazing

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Hazy nostalgic flashback montage but instead of a dead wife it’s a defunct kebab shop

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[segamascott]

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

[clowncare]

[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]