[no240s]

[infertilityidol]

absolutely in love with this pic from the Wikipedia page for Pikas

[fuck-customers]

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[sexy-people-contests]

Who's Sexier? Gollum or Palpatine

Gollum (Package Deal with Smeagol)

Darth Sidious Palpatine

Voting ended onJul 2

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[fudamnshi]

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

[sweatermuppet]

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

[messican133]

There is no Love on that island

[mistyintherivers]

something something "the average country has 10000 prime ministers per election cycle" is a misconception. united kingdoms georg, which has had 10000 prime ministers since 2019, is an outlier and should have never been counted

[sololangs]

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[kvetches]

i'll just say what we were all thinking. the paris catacombs are lowkey performative as hell

[electronicmail]

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.