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[all-things-comedy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[m-pennanti]

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

[nerdy-as-heck]

This is art at its finest

[hey-there-princey-deactivated20]

one week to 2020 dudes

[gingerlovesio]

I’m so done

[theartistformerlyknownasmma]

Im so upset that even with all the “zero is odd” “no it’s not” stuff no one bothered to point out… It doesn’t matter. Zero, 0, zEro

[thegreenpea]

But zero isn’t odd. It’s fucking the lack of a number. It’s neutral. It’s empty. There’s nothing there

[kayas-wife]

Zero is a number.

A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.

zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.

[endertrender]

zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and i’m not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, it’s 0, you literally just divide it  and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you can’t divide by zero but you can divide zero. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero

https://www.britannica.com/story/is-zero-an-even-or-an-odd-number

https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.html Quote from this one “ So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.”

also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.

[mynameismichealwithab-deactivat]

NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.

[natelove]

This post was an absolute train wreck and I’m cursing my followers with it

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Damn you

[sword-and-nightingale]

“Anyone can do math, even gay people”

Bitch, are you sure???

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.

[guiltiest-gear]

Is this fucking number discourse

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

Do you have an issue with that?

[guiltiest-gear]

No but just out of all the things it’s about numbers

Just that it’s weird is all

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.

[guiltiest-gear]

Yeah that’s true

At least the cum soup post was less weird than this

[gecko-lizzard]

Uhh I’m sorry the what

[guiltiest-gear]

Oh boy here we go again

How many times have I done this so far

I’ve done this like… three, maybe four times so far

Do you really want to know

You can turn back now

[a-bisexual-teenager]

Please why did I have to see this post I had midterms today and my brain is already dead I don’t have enough brain cells for this

[coffeeandcrown]

I had never seen this before today and I told my grandma about it and she’s shaking her head in both humor and disappointment. Good job everyone!

[cy-n0-suree-deactivated20210707]

This is the longest post but yall forgot 6

[lem-hhn]

And 1,3,5,7, and 9 are odd numbers. 5 is an honorary even number, but it is still odd.

[mens-rights-activia]

This post should be illegal

[anonymous-elf]

Welcome to the motherfucking internet, get this mess back on my blog, it got better.

[jasonttodd]

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

[staff]

   Just added “Likes”: an easy way  their p sts.

[enoshimakin-deactivated20150716]

pecancat:     

[pecancat-deactivated20150127]

#this post is a fucking disaster

[pecancat-deactivated20150127]

                                      pecancat:

raissek ujikawa:

[enoshimakin-deactivated20150716]

minoji: 

[staff]

   Just added “Likes”: an easy way  their p sts.

[staff]

   Just added “Likes”: an easy way  their p sts.

[pecancat-deactivated20150127]

#this post is a fucking disaster

[pecancat-deactivated20150127]

                                      pecancat:

raissek ujikawa:

[pecancat-deactivated20150127]

raissekujikawa:

[bidoof]

AAAAAAAAAAAAJGHHHHFHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHHHHHGJHHHHGHHGGGGGGGGGH

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

An ode to the ultimate blogging

[lilitasticc]

Legendary.

[effemimaniac]

ok

[teathattast]

Cats of the Decade

[leonardusquill-deactivated20210]

Don’t forget these beauts

[hydrogenbymoon]

Aren’t y'all missing someone?

[ravensloane]

ROARING 20s AGAIN Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THT MEANS

[fairyfawm]

heres a TOTALLY BLANK image!! there is DEFINITELY NO REASON for u to click it!!!!!!!!! NOT AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Watching this to the end fucking obliterated me. You will not guess what company this commercial is for in a billion years. I promise.

[shock777archive]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME 

[raisinbrancereal]

I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BAT

[thechaotictrickster]

What. The Fuck. What the Actual Fuck.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

What the fuck

[fishiest-fish]

What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

[closeupofpaintings]

[closeupofpaintings]

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

[paper-mario-wiki]

[lilnasxvevo]

I LOVE the whole painting here it is:

[boingmann]

[bongfullofblood]

me age 6

*takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon*

[drag-on-dragoon]

[defeated-sanity-deactivated2017]

Put it in a box….

[google-searchhistory-official]

Deliver it

to my house and put it on

[lunatic-harness]

my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock

[google-searchhistory-official]

Cheesy on my peeny and sauce on my balls

[tinypuppies]

[hydro-homies]

None shall escape

[memewhore]

[thefuzzydave]

I have no idea what to do with this information

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[patchwork-fox]

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

[thoughts-in-shower]

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

[aspirational-catboy]

#seeing a cardboard tube activates the cain instinct

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

[tlirsgender]

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

[grimehands-deactivated20200111]

[darkersolstice]

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

[madd-catter]

Are mashed potatoes supposed to make your mouth hurt, because I thought that was just a normal thing and now I’m rethinking it

[odinsblog]

Therese Patricia Okoumou. Patriot.

[the-penandpaper]

UPDATE December 6,2018 @odinsblog

[odinsblog]

It is a very rare thing for me to disagree so hard with a progressive Black woman, but Therese Patricia Okoumou IS a hero. And she certainly did not let anyone down. Fighting for young children who were being caged and separated from their parents is never ever the wrong thing to do. What she did—resisting Trump and publicly speaking truth to power—required great courage. Okoumou is a hero and an activist. A social justice warrior in the truest sense of the word.

After repeatedly reaching out to the mainstream media and asking them to continue covering her story, she is being ignored by them now. But remember: they were happy to use her when she was the hot story and good for ratings. Now they apparently cannot be bothered to interview her, or call out the injustice of her impending imprisonment. (#WhiteFeminism)

If anyone knows of any lawyer or anyone who might be able to help Therese Patricia Okoumou with her appeals process, please reach out to her on her Twitter account.

[chromnur]

Updates from March 2019: 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/mar/19/statue-of-liberty-probation-therese-patricia-okoumou-protester

[odinsblog]

[theangelofkarma]

You did good Patricia

[theangelofkarma]

Imma set this on top again.