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WE STAND WITH THE T!!
Aromantic Asexual Boot [13/15]
happy pride month day 13
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Jaune: You're beautiful! You're passionate, and intelligent, and you always see the best in others! Please, be my wife.
Ruby: Jaune, I... I like you, too... But we can't be together, because this isn't the real me. So, I ask you; if you can love this...
CAN YOU LOVE ME, EVEN LIKE THIS?
Jaune: (Grabs her bony hands) Yes! I'd still marry you!
Ruby: Oh!
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Jaune: Mom! Dad! I'm home, and even better, I'm to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world~!
Ruby: Jaune, stooooop~! You're embarrassing me~!
Papa Arc: ...She's a ske-
Mama Arc: Ah, ah, ah! I judge the wives, you judge the husbands. That was our deal.
Kali: So, how have you been since saving the world?
Ghira: No doubt exhausted from carrying everyone, huh? (Laughs)
Blake: It wasn't like that, Dad. But it is nice to finally be done fighting. (Cuts her fish) Oh, Daddy, could you please pass the sauce?
Ghira: (Reaches)
Jaune: (Grabs it) Here you go, ba... (Blinks, Looks around the table)
Blake: (Blushing)
Kali: (Holding her laughter)
Ghira: (Holds Jaune's gaze, Smiles) Well, it seems you two have a healthy sex life!
Kali: (Bursts out laughing) OH MY GOD!
Jaune: I'm so sorry! It was instinct! A force of habit, I swear!
Blake: (Covering her face) Oh my god...
Knock, knock, knock...
Jaune: Look, I don't know how you keep finding us, but we don't need anymore Baker's Digest. It was a one-time pancake issue, and Nora already ate all the pages, and- Neopolitan?!
Neo: (Waves, Reaches behind her)
Jaune: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Listen! Whatever beef you have with me, I'm sure we can-
Neo: (Holds up a sign, Reads " ROCK MY FOUR-FOOT WORLD)
Jaune: Uh...
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Plap, plap, plap!
Jaune: Ah, Neo~!
Neo: (Grips the bedsheets, Grits her teeth)
Plap, plap, plap!
Jaune: Neo~! Neo~!
Neo: (Headboard smacks the wall, Bucks her hips to meet him)
Plap, plap, plap, plap, plap!
Jaune: NEO~! NEO~!
Neo: (Toes curl, Wraps legs over his hips)
Jaune: AURA AMP!
Neo: (Silently screams, Pants)
Jaune: Hoo... Just...
Neo: (Weakly holds up sign, Reads "Holy shit...")
Jaune: (Chuckles) Yeah, exactly. You really rocked my world.
Neo: (Nods, Holds up two fingers)
Jaune: Round two? Uh, I mean, I can, but, uh, I don't have anymore condoms. That was my only o-
Neo : (Tackles him)
Jaune: Alright! Round two it is!
Weiss: Come with me.
Jaune: Why?
Weiss: Because you're going to be a father.
Jaune: ...Huh? Wait! (Gasps) You don't mean... I'M PREGNANT?!
Weiss: ...No.
Ruby: (Face palms)
Blake: (Face palms)
Yang: (Face palms)
Ren: (Face palms)
Qrow: (Face palms)
Emerald: (Face palms)
Nora: (Watches excitedly)
THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT US. WE MUST CARE ABOUT US!
asexual boot [ 4 / 1 5 ]
happy pride month! day 4
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