#dc comics shitpost

[madmanwonder]

Jaune in the DC Universe (RWBYxJustice League)

Jaune: *Look at the mirror to see a more well-groomed and cleaner version of his Rusted Knight appearance wearing a heavy set of pure pristine white and gold knight-like power armor* Huh? Why am back to my old self but more cleaner and groomed?

Jessica/Weiss: *Thinking* He look so handsome and mature with that rugged beard~💕

Jaune: *Shudder Feeling a sense of danger and urgecy he can't understand but knew he need to run and hide*

[therealmofamorus]

Inspired by @naughtyweiss post

Jessica and Pyrrha and Ruby Reaction to Jaune cosplaying as Johnny from Guilty Gear

X—xx—X

Jaune: I admit that I look pretty cool in this costume. *Look at his friends with a smile* Whatcha guys thi—!

The blonde Adonis was immediately alarmed when he saw the overwhelming sheer lust in Ruby, Jessica and Pyrrha faces as they panted hard and heavy as if they ran a entire marathon from Vale to Beacon back.

Ruby: *Lustful Drooling* I think you look good Jaune~💕

Jessica: *Squeezing her legs in heated lust* Very good. Very, very, very good~💕

Pyrrha: *Stripping out of her armor with a intense blush* B-But I think you look good without them~💕

The muscle-blound blonde Adonis begin to fear for his life and his pelvis when he saw his three female friends begin to strip out of their clothes and looking at him like a cat with a canary.

Jaune: *Scaroused* H-Help....!

[batfamcraze]

Deathstroke Inc. #7 basically:

[nightwingbb]

nobody asked but here are my personal headcanons on the batfam’s sexualities:

dick: bisexual. he and wally definitely fooled around during their titans days.

jason: straight except for that one time with roy

cass: asexual and low key in love w steph

steph: bisexual and low key in love w cass

tim: disaster gay and high key in love with conner kent

duke: straight but on gay tik tok

damian: gay but like. sophisticated gay.

bruce: straight white (jewish-ish) man who is very confused by his horde of queer children but loves them Very Much

[idunnodudeijustwokeup]

Bruce: “Jason, I know that your death was very traumatic -“

Jason: “jokes on you my death was the least traumatic part of my childhood”

[unknownunseenunheard]

Hi yes, when will be get these two bald disasters meeting dc?

[the-brave-and-the-dumb]

Not a single rogue:

Scarecrow running away from Batman:

[failedclone]

Whatever. Superman wouldn’t do this to me.