Im electable as fuck
You will not make me into a piece of meat you deplorable animal.
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Im electable as fuck
You will not make me into a piece of meat you deplorable animal.
Oh, God, it's the
Harlot Whores.
The term "Bushmen," now often considered pejorative, originated from the 17th-century Dutch term "Bosjesmans," meaning "people of the bush," and was used to refer to the San people, the indigenous hunter-gatherers of Southern Africa
While the term "Bushmen" is still used, it's now often considered derogatory or offensive by many South Africans, and the term "San" is preferred in official contexts
Gamer Doflamingo
I don't know what exactly it was that possessed me that went like TOXIC ASSHOLE GAMER DOFLAMINGO. DRAW; DRAW, DRAWWWWWW!!!! but it was a thing and so as you do, I listened to the voices.
Once I was done drawing it, more and more ideas kept popping into my head about it, please enjoy this Gamer Doflamingo AU:
(Content warning: Very toxic, sexist, derogatory, your average league of legends experience)
Since this guy discovered multiplayer games, countless hundreds to thousands of individuals have suffered to him. Companies tried to shadow ban him multiple times but he keeps popping up with new VPNs (his stream viewers want to see just how toxic he'll get, after all.)
He knows every slur in the book and boy does he use them frequently.
He's the sort of creep that will address every female gamer in the room as "baby girl" and will demand to be called "daddy" in turn.
He does elo boosting in return for nudes. Which he then sells on the black market (without anyone's consent, of course). This is how his black market empire started.
When he was younger he was mostly into the "your mom" flame, but he's evolved to be so much worse ever since then.
If somebody pisses him off sufficiently he'll ddox them and host a livestream where he burns the house of the respective person down. His catchphrase for this is "taking flame seriously"
His first channel was called 69xXDonquixoteFamilyXx69 on DofTube (his own platform, none other would be good enough for somebody as incredibly as him) but after he killed his father he changed to "ReformedJoker"
He does consider himself "reformed" and has a few account names referencing tyler1 and L9
When playing games with his associates / "friends", he won't hold back on being toxic towards them either. Vergo's totally into it (Doflamingo being aware of this) and I don't even want to disturb you with the details on how freaky those two get with that.
Every time he goes a bit too far out of line in insulting his "friends" while gaming, he'll apologize afterwards. Neither them nor him believe even for a split second that he truly means his apology, but they think it's a sign that he means well. Really he just wants them to keep playing with him so he can flame them some more.
Being the owner of DofTube, noone can take his stream down.
He has some dirt on the government (and some very effective death threats going around) so even though he's constantly burning houses down and ocassionally killing people for views, nobody really stops him. Not that they could, this man's freaking STRONG.
He's really not that good at gaming but his ego is absolutely through the roof. If you try to tell him that he sucks or even just give him advice on how to get better, you WILL be killed immediately (or hunted down if you're not in his immediate vicinity).
His stream viewers organize flash mobs that attack his critics.
In return, barely anyone is even brave enough to say anything negative about Doflamingo / his stream / the Donquixote Family
Sometimes the Donquixote Family members stream together.
Giolla has a lot of simps, which Baby 5 is quite jealous of
Baby 5 had / gets a lot of simps too but Doflamingo keeps killing them, that's his little girl to protect and god beware anyone so much as make one of the sexist remarks he himself constantly makes directed towards Baby 5
Favourite sayings:
- "go back to the kitchen"
- "hope your family dies of [disease]" (caesar is always happy to try and cook something up for Doflamingo)
- "in my country we stake these lobotomized apes"
- "sys" (string yourself - devil fruit reference, eh, could be more imaginative)
Phew! This got a little out of hand. I'm drawing on 10+ years of dealing with toxic internet strangers here, so I have a lot of resources to back this up on. Frankly some of the things I've heard I'd rather not repeat and disturb others with, even!
I'm SUPER tempted to turn this into a fanfiction, will see how that goes. So sorry that I haven't updated / written anything in a hot minute, I keep being sick and tired all the time so I'm not getting anything done :(
Every day I go online & yanks invent a new word every person in the world has to learn. What the fuck is a DEI. Bitch I'll kill you
I saw @juneofdoom and was tempted to give it a go... Here's my entry for the first prompt. It's my first time publishing something on tumblr so please be gentle!!
1. "Stay down."
Rules | Unfair Fight | Dehumanization
DOG KNIGHT AU
tws: derogatory language, genital crushing
Inigo asks Navarre if they can spar like old times.
However, it seems like Navarre has something else in mind...
Pls, Vince! Bring him some Latte, although he told you to shut it.❤️
Follows directly after this one
(also, @yet-another-heathen asked for heart palpitations for Jameson)
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At some point he dozes back off. He's not sure when - he's sitting there hating himself and his stupid bullshit fucking legs and hating every single moment from the second Nanda had stopped short, looked at him sort of startled and said oh and then slumped sideways and gone down the stairs and... and it had all gone wrong, ever since, every single goddamn day.
Even when he'd thought it would get better, it didn't. He feels worse right now than ever.
Still.
He dozes off. Trash Cat lays down beside him, upside down with her ilttle paws bent in the air and her soft belly showing. Then she gets up and leaves again, padding silently down the hallway to go have violent daydreams about the birds in the trees outside.
He doesn't dream - he's not quite deeply asleep enough for that. But he's trapped somewhere at a distance from the pain, and it feels so good to even have that small slim barrier between him and his legs that he could cry from gratitude.
There's a time when maybe he slips totally under the surface.
The next thing he knows, there's a hand on his shoulder.
Jameson's eyes snap open.
What is a good deragotary term for rich, powerful, evil people?
You know, your Elon Musk, your Mitch McConnell, your Leonard Leo, your Charles Koch, your Clarence Thomas, without accidentially being ableist or calling them something that could be misunderstood as cool.
Stupid/Dumb: Many problems with those, not least of which is that intelligence is not easily defined. And at least by classical standards of education, many of those evil people had a good education, which speaks exclusively to their priviledge and nothing else. Another problem is that having a developmental disability does not make one evil. And that disabled people are one of the most vulnerable groups in late stage capitalist society. And that it neglects the agency of the person. One does not choose to be developmentally disabled, but Elon Musk chose to buy Twitter.
Better alternative: Ignorant (as in: doesn't want to know better, emphasises choice)
Monster: has all kinds of meanings, among which are physically huge, looking really weird and being evil while looking proper. So which are we talking about? There's a long history of painting marginalized groups as monsterous (racism, antisemitism, ableism,...) and a shorter but significant tradition of stories about misunderstood monsters, victims of circumstance (Quasimodo, Frankenstein's Creature) and recuperation of the monsterous as cool actually (Addams Family). Also monsterfuckers. And I would assume the monsterfuckers are rather on the eat the rich side of things than on the eat out Mitch McConnell.
Better alternative: Villain (yes, that's childish comic book shit. Well they should stop doing such comic book villainy shit then)
Dragon: No matter how evil a fictional dragon is, it's still cool. And there's nothing less cool than an evil rich person. Also a dragon is born this way and allthough it hoards wealth and sometimes napps a maiden, that's magnitudes less harmful to society than the impact of a single billionaire.