#incorrect batlantern

[haljordangetpregnant]

And then they fucked nasty on the couch

[jaydickincorrect]

Bruce: What does "ily" mean? Hal: who is saying that to you lol Hal: no seriously who is saying that to you.

[boarcide]

Bruce and Hal, Arguing during a league meeting

Bruce, slamming his hands on the desk: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up!

Hal, not looking up from his nails: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

[tatsukifujoshimoto]

Bruce: I respect all of the League equally

Bruce: Diana Prince, Clark Kent, Barry Allen, Victor Stone

Bruce, looking at smudged writing on his hand: Gal Morden

[haljordangetpregnant]

Don't even ask me I am terribly tired right now and I just wanted to make this sh

[haljordangetpregnant]

Hal: This thing between me and Spooky is super casual. I wouldn’t even classify it as a “thing”. We barely tolerate each other.

Clark: This is literally your wedding day, Hal. I'm the best man.

[haljordangetpregnant]

"I wouldn't treat your heart with carelessness, I know I wouldn't, but you will, you will smash mine against the concrete floor and spit on it"

[haljordangetpregnant]

Bruce: I'd die for you.

Hal: Please don't.

And

Bruce: I'd die for you.

Parallax Hal: You will.