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Harley: How long do you think I can hide this before Tony notices?

Peter: *examining a charred corner of the lab* He’s probably already watching you on the cameras.

Harley: *looking up at a security camera* Hey, Mr. Stark! This wasn’t my fault!

Tony: *over intercom* You’ve got five minutes to clean that up before I ground you both.

Evil!Tony

Harley: You’re evil now?

Tony: Decided it was time for a change of pace.

Harley: Cool. Can I have a laser cannon?

Tony: *grinning* That’s the spirit, kid.

Peter: Well, what's a real punishment anyway.

MJ: Can be anything as long as they don't enjoy it.

Harley: Death

Ned: They said, "doesn't"

Harley: So, who’s your favorite?

Tony: *deadpan* Neither of you. You’re both equally insufferable.

Peter: That means me!

Harley: Nope, he means me. I’m way more insufferable.

Tony: *groaning* I regret everything.

Harley: I didn’t mean for it to get this bad.

Tony: *quietly* I know. But we’ve got to fix it before it gets worse.

Harley: What if we can’t?

Tony: *firmly* We will. You’ve got me. We can handle anything.

Harley: I told you not to touch that.

Peter: Well, I did. Now it’s broken. Do you think Tony will notice?

Harley: Notice? Dude, it’s on fire.

Harley: So… you’re not mad?

Tony: Why would I be mad?

Harley: I messed up. Big time. I thought... you'd leave me.

Tony: sighs Kid, I’ve messed up more times than I can count. Doesn’t mean I’m giving up on you.

Peter: Why does everything you touch explode?

Harley: It’s called science, Peter.

Peter: Pretty sure it’s called danger.

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