#incorrect petermj

[incorrectquotesbybustajuice]

Ned: Does anyone know how to teleport?

Peter: Yes, you need a cows tongue and alien blood.

Peter: Whack it into a bowl with boiling water.

Peter: Says where you wanna go.

Peter: and you will be teleported there.

Ned: Unfortunately, there aren’t any cows in the parking lot.

MJ: That’s your issue. Not the alien blood, by any chance.

[incorrect-ironfamily]

(If Peter & MJ ended up on the eiffel tower)

MJ: I like the view.

Peter: You do?

MJ: Yes.

Peter, wanting to seem romantic: You’re my best view.

MJ:

Peter:

MJ, not knowing how to respond: Neeah.

[emma-elsa-0000]

*at 2am*

Peter: z is just n sideways

MJ: go to sleep

Peter: zo

[gothamsglam]

Peter: I hope we have a fire drill today

MJ: I hope we have a fire today

Ned: God mood

[incorrectquotesbybustajuice]

Peter: Well, what's a real punishment anyway.

MJ: Can be anything as long as they don't enjoy it.

Harley: Death

Ned: They said, "doesn't"

[incorrectquotesbybustajuice]

Peter: Have you guys done your daily sacrifice for the day??

MJ: "daily sacrifice for the day"

Ned: it's Peter, don't question it.

MJ: That's not what I mean.

MJ: Isn't that the definition of daily tho.

Peter: Shh, answer my question, shithead.

[incorrectquotesbybustajuice]

Peter: I'm in the mood to speak Shakespearean

Ned: Oh god.

MJ: Pls no.

Peter: Fuck off you egg.

Peter: Le stab.

[incorrectquotesbybustajuice]

Peter: My anxiety is killing me today.

Ned: Fight ittt.

Peter: Kinda hard when you're on the edge of a panic attack.

MJ: Well, don't do that.

Peter: Thanks, I can feel the anxiety flowing out of my body in waves. I am finally calm.

MJ: Nice to know you still have your sarcasm.