#incorrect sylvie

[marvel-master]

Loki: I want to save the world

Renslayer: I want to meet my master.

Sylvie: I want to keep my new life.

Mobius: I want to keep the only life I’ve known stable.

Miss Minutes: I want to date my boss.

[marvelsincorrectquotes]

Loki, to Mobius: How's the sexiest person here?

Mobius, flipping casually through a magazine: I don't know. How are they?

Loki, flustered: I-

Sylvie, legs kicked up on a desk across the room and grinning smugly: I'm doing great, thanks!

[incorrectmarvels]

*multiverse in chaos*

Loki, Sylvie, Wanda, Peter, Dr Strange: *everything is on fire*

Meanwhile

Thor, the Guardians and Sam and Bucky: PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

[broadwayfan92]

Loki: You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you.

[Sylvie takes out daggers]

Loki: Identity theft is not a joke, Sylvie! Millions of families suffer every year!

Sylvie: [imitating Loki] Mobius!

Loki: Oh, that's funny. Mobius!

[riddloki]

Loki: Another! *smashes glass on floor*

Strange: what provoked that?

Sylvie: oh, he acts Asgardian when he's drunk.

Loki: by Odin's beard, this is the finest ale in the nine realms!

Sylvie: you get used to it.

Strange: oh, I don't mind. I'm already in love with him, this just makes me love your brother more. *Winks at Loki across the room while sipping wine* he's the finest man in all of the nine realms...

[marvel-master]

Mobius: I want pie to cope with the fact that everyone may die. This may take 5 minutes

Sylvie: We have no time.

Also Sylvie: *spends valuable time arguing instead of saving the world*

[marvel-master]

Summary of Loki Episode 6

Loki: nothing is fine

Sylvie: everything is fine

Loki: everything is fine

Sylvie: nothing is fine

[marvel-master]

Loki: we need to save the world

Víctor Timely: *omg hot cocoa machine*

Sylvie: *speaks facts and goes through a paranoid breakdown*

Mobius: Pie

OB: *fangirls and obsesses over details*