#incorrect titans

[mylifeingotham]

[astralis01]

Roy Harper, texting: Dick, will you please go to sleep? Dick Grayson, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up? Roy, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP! Roy, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon? Dick, texting: I’m trying Roy, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH Roy, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)

[sailorwritesstuff]

Incorrect Titans (2018) quotes

in which i use a quote generator for evil: 

Tim: Am I in trouble? Dick: Take a guess. Tim: No? Kori: Take another guess.

'Can I copy the homework?' Dick: I can help you with it! Kori: Yeah, sure. Gar: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Rachel: lol nope. Tim: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Conner: *Read 5:55pm*

Dick: Rachel, keep an eye on Y/n today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Rachel: Sure, I’d love to see Y/n get punched. Dick: Try again. Rachel, sighing: I will stop Y/n from getting punched.

Kori: You often use humor to deflect trauma Gar: Thank you Kori: I didn't say that was a good thing Gar: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny 

Kori: I'm incredibly fast at math. Dick: Alright, what's 30x17? Kori: 47 Dick: That's not even close. Kori: But it was fast.

Y/n: Tim and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- Tim: Sentences. Y/n: Don't interrupt me.

Dick: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Kori: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Dick: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Gar: edible

Dick: Kori and I are having a baby. Rachel: That's gre- Dick, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Dick: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Kori: >:O language Gar: Yeah watch your fucking language Rachel: OKAY WHO TAUGHT GAR THE FUCK WORD? Tim: 'The fuck word'. Conner: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Gar: Oh my god they censored it Tim: Say fuck, Conner. Gar: Do it, Conner. Say fuck.

Kori: Rach... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Rachel: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Kori: Kori: I wrote sanitize, Rachel.

Connor, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day! Y/n: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar, Y/n: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?! Connor, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS Y/n: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?! Y/n: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND Connor, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

Kori: Okay, truth or dare? Dick: Truth Kori: How many hours have you slept this week? Dick: Dick: ...Dare Kori: Go to bed. Dick: I don’t like this game.

Dick: You have to apologize to Rachel  Gar: Fine. Gar: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[thecustomcosplayed]

Dick: I told Rachel her ears turn red when she lies.

Kory: Do they?

Dick: Nope, just did it so I can do this.

Dick: Hey Rachel! Do you think of Kory as a mother figure?

Rachel, covering her ears: No!

[cosm0thetic]

Dick: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Jason: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.

[thingstitanstotallysaid-blog]

Kory, raising a glass: To catching a serial killer!

Dick, raising a glass: To catching a serial killer!

Gar, raising a glass of juice: To Rihanna, because I love Rihanna!

[wordscreatelies]

Kory: I don't leave the house without a steak knife in my purse

Kory: you try to rob me,or talk in a movie theatre,you're gonna see the blade

[mylifeingotham]