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Sitting alone at home waiting for the rain to start. Should do some more school work but Iβm just tired of the health struggle and coming to the acceptance that organ transplant isnβt going to be an option in the near future at all. Iβm just tired and exhausted already. Dialysis taking a lot out of me lately. Iβll keep pressing onward and forward though. Hope everyone here has a good day! If anyone needs to talk Iβm always here for you.
Okay, so hear me out. I have a head cannon that Itatchi Uchiha would be like Ayame Sohma if the massacre never happened.
Doting on his little brother? Check.
Annoying the ever loving shit out of his little brother? Check.
Being overly consumed with his little brother's life to the point of integrating himself in every relationship he has in a really weird and mildly off-putting way? Check.
Being a total fashionista? Itatchi already is.
Change my mind.
guys do u think the akatsuki have mani-pedi days together????
Naruto Characters Headcannons π when they miss you.
These are the characters I wrote headcannons for the very first time. So why not again? I try to keep headcannons gender free, so any gender can imagine themselves.
Kakashi
Currently thinking about:
Your heartwarming laugh.
The way you pass by him and slowly brush shoulders.
Your scent when you pull him in for a hug.
How your heartbeat calms down when you're in his arms.
The color of your eyes.
Itatchi
Currently thinking about:
How you take charge in missions and lead your team.
When you enter a room, your aura just shines the brightest.
You share the love of sweets with him.
If you don't, you still bring sweets for him because you know he loves them.
How gently you touch him.
Tsunade
Currently thinking about:
How you run your fingers through her hair.
The way you give her a back massage after a long day.
You always take care of her when she drinks.
And sometimes you drink with her and go crazy.
Your jokes, and how you're always positive.
Orochimaru
Definitely the way you walk, and the way you carry yourself.
How his name leaves your lips, and it sounds so pleasant to him.
How warm your body is, he can't keep his hands or snakes off of you.
The time you left him speechless, and flustered by taking the initiative to confess.
You can definitely hold your own, and he doesn't have to worry about saving you.
he definitely spends his time thinking how you're doing.
the Astrology of Naruto (chaotic mode)
I'm not sure if this has been done before and if it has I hope I'm not cramping on your style:
This comes from me being inspired to look up Naruto's son Boruto's birthday and realizing theres a whole list of birthdays for many major main characters from all 3 shows (Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, & Boruto).
This is my undrafted, copy-pasted-to-be-formatted-and-expanded-upon take from my crazy twitter thread about an hour or two ago. This is a relatively live reaction to seeing how each character is symbolized by their sun sign whether its through small behavioral traits or overarching characters themes. PS spoilers for all of Naruto but none for Boruto, I... HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT! I'm a sucker for a main show using its sequel to critique the generational differences of war-torn versus peaceful times.
Those in bold are specifically mentioned-
βοΈ: guy, gaara, konohamaru, hinata
βοΈ: minato, the 2nd & 3rd hokage, shino
βοΈ: tenten, sakura
βοΈ: sidenote*
βοΈ: choji, kankuro, killer bee
βοΈ: iruka, itachi
βοΈ: neji, kiba
βοΈ: sasuke, lady tsunade, yamato
βοΈ: temari, kakashi
βοΈ: shikamaru, ino, naruto, asuma
βοΈ: 1st hokage, jiraiya, shizune
βοΈ: rock lee, sai
lets break it down CARDINALLY folks:
CAPRICORN KING GAARA!! LAND OF WIND'S YOUNGEST KAZEKAGE HAS A CARDINAL SUN?? TRAUMA SPECIFICALLY INDUCED BY HIS FATHER? SATURN I SEE U! β
MANSPLAIN MANIPULATE EVIL-SUPREMACY NEJI IS ABSOLUTELY A CANCER SUN! one thing abt me, i praise every sign but ill never forgive the water signs for always finding a way back to being their stereotypes. & some mild joking hate to cancers (especially the evil ones) but neji is a perfect example of family-backed trauma because he was motivated to beat the shit out of his baby cousin and for what... revenge for his dad bc of generational beef? piss off & die to death LOL β
I've always known he was a Libra... BUT NARUTO WHO IS OBSESSED WITH HIS FRIENDS SO MUCH THAT HE WANTS TO BE THE GUY WHO PROTECTS THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES? A KING WHO IS A BIGHEARTED CRYBABY WHO WANTS HIS FRIENDS TO SUCCEED AND BECOME BETTER THAN THEY ARE & SHIKAMARU THE OBJECTIVE KING WHO BECOMES THE FIRST IN HIS ERA/GRADUATING CLASS TO BECOME A CHUNIN, YES THEY ARE ABSOLUTE LIBRA LEGENDS β
*Naruto's first 2 series has no Aries sun lead! which is so interesting because his fucking child is an Aries! so the sequel show (which leads with his child Boruto instead of him) leads with Naruto's cardinal opposition! so seeing their dynamic as a Libra father & an Aries child? how theyre so alike yet so different? YEAH THATS LITERAL ASTROLOGY 5οΈβ£/5οΈβ£ ππ₯ππ β¨βοΈππ«
lets FIXate on how to break this down:
MINATO IS AN AQUARIUS?! THE GUY WHO'S DUMBASS IDEA IT WAS TO SEAL THE BIGGEST BADDEST DEMON IN THE CURRENT WORLD IN A NEWBORN BABY WITHOUT CONSENT, THE GUY WHO NAMES HIS CHILD AFTER THE MC THAT HIS SENSEI WROTE IN A SERIES ABOUT SOFT PORN? BUT ALSO MORE IMPORTANTLY: THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE RAASENGAN, A WINDSTYLE NINJUTSU, IS AN AIR SUN?? β
Choji & Jiraiya are self explanatory in the most stereotypical of Taurus & Scorpio suns' ways respectively NONETHELESS with Choji's snackabilities and Jiraiya's horniness its too obvious and on the nose that IDK which came first, their birthdates or the general description for these characters. BUT THE FIRST HOKAGE BECOMING THE FIRST LEADER FOR THEIR VILLAGE AFTER THE FIRST GREAT NINJA WAR (? im like unsure abt this, this specifically is an unsourced claim, remembering war details from shippuden feels like eating rocks), BUT HIM BEING A SCORPIO AKA A MARS RULED SUN SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT β β β
YAMATO: THE ONLY GUY ALIVE WITH WOODSTYLE NINJUTSU?? SASUKE: THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF THE UCHIHA CLAN MASSACRE??? LADY TSUNADE: THE ONLY LADY HOKAGE WITH A GAMBLING ADDICTION AND THE LUCK OF GARBAGE FIRE TO THIS DAY?? LEO SUNS, BECAUSE U GUYS THERE REALLY ISNT ANYONE DOING IT LIKE THEM β
AND IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE (mutably):
SAKURA: THE GIRL WHO CRIES WHEN HER CHILDHOOD CRUSH SPEAKS IS A PISCES SUN?? BUT ALSO THE GIRL WITH OTHERWORLDLY (PHYSICAL) STRENGTH? WORKING IN HEALTHCARE?? PISCES ICON β
IRUKA SENSEI WHOS BEEN THERE FOR NARUTO SINCE EPISODE ONE AND IS THE FIRST PERSON TO CATCH AND THEREFORE NURTURE NARUTO'S TRUE CHARACTER?? ITACHI THE OLDER BROTHER WHO COMMITTED WAR CRIMES AND TURNED AGAINST A WHOLE VILLAGE AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY TO PROTECT HIS YOUNGER BROTHER, THE SOLE MASSACRE SURVIVOR EVEN SO FAR AS TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE TRUTH OF WHY EVERYTHING WENT DOWN HOW IT DID? GEMINI KINGS β
THE METHODICAL KAKASHI AND TACTICAL TEMARI AS FUCKING VIRGO SUNS ABSOLUTELY YES BC TEMARI WAS THE STRONGEST GIRL CHARACTER WITH A SENSE OF SELF (until [redacted]), KAKASHI WAS ALWAYS GIVING OFF MUTABLE ENERGY ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HIS NONCHALANT ATTITUDE ABOUT EVERYTHING, EVEN AS THE 6TH HOKAGE. THE ONLY PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE THAT I KNEW GROWING UP WHO WERE 10000% SURE OF WHO THEY WERE BEFORE THEY EVEN BECAME THEIR TRUE SELVES ARE ALL VIRGOS β
ROCK LEE LITERALLY OPENS EVERY GATE OF LEAF OR WHATEVER DURING A SCHOOL EXAM?? POINT TO A JUPITER SUN THAT HASNT PUT THEIR LIFE ON THE LINE FOR SOME DUMB SHIT!! THATS MY SAGITTARIUS KING! HE LITERALLY ALWAYS PUTS HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR HIS CRUSH TOO HES JUST THE PRIME EXAMPLE OF GO BIG OR GO HOME!! & CROP TOP KING SAI WHO HAS THE BRAIN OF A NEW SPONGE SOAKING IN EVERYTHING FROM EVERY INTERACTION HE HAS BC HE SEES IT ALL AS A LESSON? THATS JUPITER TO THE FUCKING CORE, I SEE YOU KINGβ
Sincerely, a Sagittarius stellium βοΈ
PS... I stand by this: all Naruto fans need to watch Boruto challenge!
For trackability, I'm linking my shorter-less detailed twitter thread: https://twitter.com/jupiterignited/status/1551498520070303745?s=21&t=R0BYp8qePAz6aM2AWCLprA but please by all means do everything you can to not confuse my twitter account as a space for more astrology content bc its absolutely not LOL
Iβm next
Iβm a day late but Happy National Sibling day! My favorite... Gaara and Kankuro... their relation is perfect π Sorry Temari... Also No Kiba and Hanna pictures makes me sad!
