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Starfire presses her lips against Red Hood's to share vital informations with him as quickly as possible. Calmly Jason says
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU USED TO KISS MY FUCKING BROTHER WITH THAT MOUTH ! EWWWW ! EWWWW !"
So I was just thinking about how most of Jason's non-canon ships are just a big fuck you to his family, and I needed to compile it. It just became funnier with that.
Disclaimer: I do not include batcest, but beside that, it's not about what ship is good and what not. You don't ship it, that's okay. I don't ship or loke some of them either. It's just about hillarity of it all. Be respectful.
JayRoy - steal your brother's ex-best friend (or even funnier, steal your ex if we want pas DickRoy)
JayKori - and I know it's canon they have a romance/something but it's still funny in the context of Jason being a steal your ex guy fpr Dick.
Joyfire - steal your brother's ex-best friend (or ex-boyfriend if we want) and ex-girlfriend/fiance
JayBabs - also sem-canon, but is it really... Do I have to say it again? No. But I will anyways. Steal your ex guy.
JaySteph - steal your other brother's ex (althought personally I'm a fan of Jason and Cass being a steal your ex duo)
JayKon - ✨️steal your best friend✨️
Jayde - when you get together with your ex's (a firiend I guess) father and your brother's worst enemy. Hillarious. (Beside, I like to think Rose would try to get revenge by seducing one of his brothers or, even better, getting with one of Jason's exes. I just think Rose, Essence and Artemis should meet.)
JayKyle - that one is the least fuck you, but like... Kyle's a green lantern, so i'll take it as a win.
round ONE!
Jason Todd?
Jaytemis (Artemis of bana-mighdall)
Jayroy (Roy Harper)
Jayrose(rose willson)
Jaybiz (bizarro)
Jayfire(koriandr)
Jaybabs(Barbra Gordon)
JayKyle (Kyle Rayner)
Jaybar (crowbar:aka he deserves to be single)
Other (comment)
Which Is Your Favorite Jason Todd Pairing?
Arson (Jason Todd x Artemis Crock)
Jayfire (Jason Todd x Komand'r)
JayBabs (Jason Todd x Barbara Gordon)
JayKara (Jason Todd x Kara Zor-El)
JayRae (Jason Todd x Rachel Roth)
JaySteph (Jason Todd x Stephanie Brown)
KoriJay (Jason Todd x Koriand'r)
JayBart (Jason Todd x Bart Allen)
JayKon (Jason Todd x Conner Kent)
JayRoy (Jason Todd x Roy Harper)
JayWally (Jason Todd x Wally West)
JayRose (Jason Todd x Rose Wilson)
I AM SO FUCKING WEAK. FOR THE JASON AND STARFIRE FRIENDSHIP. YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT, GOSH-
Tall sunshine/Tall angry murder kitten
" someone will die'' " of FUN :DDDDD"
Girls who say brah/girls who say HIIIIII energy
Jason trying to give Kori the shovel talk for Dick (Not because he cares; But someone needs to be there to annoy, and unless the world's ending, he won't willingly interact with Tim) but. Godamn it.
Her eyes are so big. Like an overly grown puppy. He can't do it. "... Just. Y'know. Try not to set his heart on fire and eat it. " " I would NEVER :(((" " WELL DONT CRY-"
Jason pulls Dick aside when Kori visits the Wayne manor for the first time, corners him, whispers very lowly, " We're out of mustard. Go. Get. Some."
Literally Jason being protective of his 6'4 sister in law/bestie he'd marry if he knew Dick wouldn't throw a fit. He specifically says " Damian, I PROMISE YOU, if you do anything to scare her intentionally, milk will NEVER taste the same when I'm done with you"
it's an elephant being scared of a mouse situation, - Kory is the most nervous to meet Damian out of anyone and Jason's like, so who wants to share embarassing Damian stories
Jay and Kory calling eachother cutesy nicknames " hey babe" " greetings, sugar pie cherub starlight pumpkin seeds little lovebug, starshine! The universe says HELLO!"
Braiding Kory's hair is an Olympic sport and Jason has the gold medal for it
Kory talking everyone about Jason being her best friend; She's like, " sweetest, most caring human I've come across. He is friendly and we bump foreheads a lot" then shows off pictures
And boom, the scariest bastard you've ever seen . "He enjoys cuddling kittens, and watching animated movies with me :D"
Jason ranting about books and literature and Kory INTENTLY listening to every word while sipping sweet mustard; She loves trashy romance novels written by 30 something women who hate their marriage, and Jason's like " your taste is fucking dreadful" but he secretly enjoys it
Kory also LOVES cartoons and Jason makes fun of her for it ruthlessly (or as ruthless as he can get with her) but guess who steals Bruce's credit card and buys her merch????
" here you go baby girl, buy some steven galaxy shirts from that gay ass rock show or something " " you intentionally pretend to not know my interests to reduce the meaning of your affection, but i know it's there >:D"
JASON MEETING BLACKFIRE. " And I thought I was a problem child."
Literally give me Jason and Blackfire interactions but they're just this
Favorite Red Hood & the Outlaws Ship variation?
Jason / Roy (Jayroy)
Roy / Kori (Royfire)
Kori / Jason (Jayfire)
Jason / Roy / Kori (Joyfire)
None of them
See results
Another poll! I love making polls sm, I have to hold back on posting like 4 at once lol
I've seen every variation of these three together and personally my favorite is jayroy with joyfire coming in second but I want to see what you people like! They're all very similar but still, which one do you like most?
What are some of your favorite Jason Todd ships?
JayRoy
Jason Todd with guns
JayFire
Jason Todd shooting people with guns
Joyfire
Jason Todd shooting really bad people with guns
JayBabs
Jason Todd finding Joker with guns
JayKyle
Jason Todd killing Joker with guns
Red hood and the outlaws
