#source: dbza

[shadowrealmfm]

Thief king bakura: heya atem

Atem: *grunts*

Thief king bakura: I heard you lost a fight real bad

Atem: *grunts in anger*

Thief king bakura: but you know what they say atem when you don't finish that horse get back out there and eat that horse come eat that horse with me atem

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[lexxicona]

Quaritch: I'm gonna pay him [Jake] a... What do you call it?

Spider: A visit?

Quaritch: Beating! That's it. I'm gonna go pay him a beating.

(Source: TFS DBZA ep. 18: It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Saiyan)

[kcuf-ad]

I think it would be really funny if Mori is visibly shocked that Chuuya is dating a woman. Something like this:

Mori: Not now, Chuuya, I am in a middle of a call with Fukuzawa.

Chuuya: But sir, I need to ask if it is alright of me if I could leave for my next week. I need to make dinner reservations for my girlfriend.

Mori: Well I- ...

Mori: Fukuzawa, I will call you back. spins his chair around Come again?

Chuuya: You see, our one year anniversary is coming up and I want to go around Yokohama for the perfect dinner.

Mori: Oh. Well all this time I could've sworn you were- Nevermind.

Chuuya: What? You thought I was single?

Mori: Well, no. I just thought you were... into... uhm... It doesn't really matter.

Chuuya: Well it matters to me. Quite frankly, it sounds like you thought I was-

An explosion happens to the room near them

Mori: Oh wow, Keiji made another lemon shaped explosion, we should go ahead and see the damages and continue this conversation never.

[nothingavailable]

Shoutmon: Excuse you!

King Drasil/Yggdrasil: Excuse me?

Shoutmon: You’ve been ignoring someone this entire time!

King Drasil/Yggdrasil: Me?

Shoutmon: No, you mouth-breather! You’ve been ignoring your king!

King Drasil: What is a king to a god?

Shoutmon: What is a god… to a nonbeliever?!

[dragonking10]

Jaune and Tyrian were fighting in the forest near a huge lake as team RWBY were trying to rest up letting their aura regenerate, Jaune kicked Tyrian into the lake and ran to the edge of the lake trying to find him.

Jaune: I know I kicked him into the water somewhere . . . Dammit he's trying to pull a fast one and sneak up on me.

Jaune sighs and turns around: If I were a deranged psycopath where would I-

Jaune was cut off as a loud splash was heard behind him as Tyrian emerged from the water and attempts to kick him, luckily Jaune jumped out of the way but Tyrian caught his leg holding him upside down.

Ruby fearing for her lover: JAUNE!!!

Ruby tries to come and help but was held back by her team

Weiss: No you Dolt your Aura is depleted!

Yang: Everyone's Aura is depleted but Jaune's.

Blake: We'll only get in the way if we go in there now, we'll have to wait and hope Jaune gets out okay.

Ruby stopped struggling, she hated not being able to help Jaune but Blake's right she'll only get in the way.

Tyrian: Look what I caught! A walking talking dead man!

Tyrian tries to stab Jaune with his prosthetic scorpion tail but Jaune dodged it just in time and caught his tail with his arm causing Tyrian to grunt in frustration.

Jaune smiles: And lookie what I caught.

Tyrian in realization: Oh no *tries to free his tail* NOT AGAIN!!!

Jaune: So what do you with this new tail?

Tyrian in anger: I POISON PEOPLE!

Jaune: Were you trying to poison me?

Tyrian panicked: N-NO!

Tyrian tail was shaking furiously.

Tyrian paused: Yes

All of the sudden Jaune drives his elbow in Tyrian's gut causing him bend over in serious pain but Jaune caught him with his arm.

Jaune: You feel that? That's what honesty feels like.

Jaune kicks him away depleting Tyrian's Aura.

Team RWBY stood there amazed but Ruby just stared at Jaune with hearts in her eyes.

Ruby: Is anyone else seriously turned on right now?😍

WBY turns to Ruby in disbelief: 😦😳😨

Ruby noticed their staring and got embarrassed

Ruby: No . . . Just me? Okay.😅

[nerdytextileartist]

Incorrect Quotes-DC Comics Edition #8

Dick (as Robin): As for me, I will be better than Batman!

Roy (as Speedy): ...So, what? You’re gonna ask him to stay up late on a school night?

Dick: ...You're mocking me—

Roy: Get your learner’s permit so you can use the Batmobile on weekends?

Dick: Shut up, Roy! (stomps away)

Wally (as Kid Flash): Why do you antagonise him like that? You know he can beat your ass, right?

Roy: At this point, it's a game. If he gives in, I win. And he knows that.

[johnny-ignition]

Akio (to Utena): Wakaba? Out of everyone on the list, you pick her?! She wasn't even ON THE LIST! SAIONJI WAS ON THE LIST!

Saionji: Wait, why am I-

Akio: HALF-TIME ENTERTAINMENT.

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Damian: (after losing an argument) FUCK OFF, DRAKE! (slams door)

Barbara: Why do you antagonize him so much? You know he can kill you, right?

Tim: At this point, it's a game. If he gives in, I win. (smirks) And he knows that.