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I personally think superboy prime is insane enough to steal either Lex or Tim's cloning equipment to babytrap Jason

#honestly it would be matter of when #superboy prime #jason todd #red hood #dc #worlds foulest #primehood #wise_blue_cookies

All members of the batfam share their taste in partners -

Goddess like dangerous knife woman who u wish to have ur neck snapped between their thighs

Pathetic mew mew men

Dick, training baby robin: If a guy in white looks like a wannabe Batman shows up, you start throwing things at him and spray water in Bruce's face and tell him " Doomed yaoi is not the way to go"

Robin!Jason: Why would I need to do that ??

Dick , w/ a thousand yard stare: You don't wanna know...

#dick : Bruce never learns his lessons #red hood: y did I not listen to dick when I had the chance #he's looking at the fuckery tht is ghost bat #dick: exactly! learn from your elders!#bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #robin jason todd #nightwing #ghostbat #ghostmaker #minkhoa khan #batman #wise_blue_cookies

Baelor watches Maekar collapse when they were having the discussion of the trial of combat/seven, dunk follows just a couple of minutes later.

Panic ensues, Baelor panicking, Aerion panicking, targlings panicking, kingsguard panicking... Well you get the point

They get them into a room, keep them together because most likely both were affected by the same thing, aerion does act a bit bitchy abt his dad residing beside the peasant. Maester's have no clue,,, they appear well in health with nothing wrong with them. Half the night passes when maekar awakens

Our guy's all, " Why tf does the seven heavens look like shitty castle room?? "

Rest of the Targs: Huh????

He hugs baelor with the power of thousand bears and asks for forgiveness and asks after dyanna, daeron ii, etc as he hugs his fail sons and nephew. They were already bewildered by whatever was coming out of his mouth and even more so when he berates them fondly and starts mothering them- head pats, forehead kisses, tugging them closer to him, fixing their clothes and all that.

He's so confused when these ppl are not answering him properly and almost sound like a broken record/ bell or whatever was the medieval equivalent. While the rest think that maekar cracked under all the stress. But then bald headed Egg enters the room, Maekar actually let's tears fall when he thinks his bby died too during the peake uprising. Daeron thinks his dad got the dragon dream lucid vivid version now he can't differentiate between reality and the cruel fate he has seen.

Then before anyone could proceed Duncan in his unconscious states murmur yelling, voice gradually increasing"AEGON! MY KING! DUNCAN! EGG! BETHA! JENNY! WHERE ARE YOU EGG!??! PLEASE " He jolts awake up to a bald Egg hovering over him. He gets grabbed, clutched desperately with apologies and beratement alike falling from his lips.

Maekar finally realizes what has happened when he asks the targlings under his arms where they were and what the year it was, and gets the bizzarest answer ever from Valarr- ashford and the year when baelor dies.

He then determined coaxes dunk to let go egg, and get him to calm down, when dunk comes to his senses, then they both start arguing about Maekar's death etc. forgetting about their dumbstruck audience, which escaltes to them attacking each other.... With their mouths

Targs: 👁👄👁

Aerion: WTF is going on??!!!??

For the first time in forever the Targaryens have some how have gotten on the same page as they agree with Aerion's exclamation.

#hedgeanvil confusing people accidentally then purposefully #baelor not having the time of probably would have been short life #first his chud nephew causes problems his brother faints then the story accurate knight faints #then he gets infodump in the worst possible way he's half convinced someone has given him LSD #then the pretty knight is making out with his little brother IN FRONT OF HIM!#hedgeanvil was not canon in the og timeline... they only fucked once at Egg's wedding as a way to punish themselves #unfortunately these self aggradizing idiots liked it too much and refused to address it anymore and then Maekar died #dunk x maekar #maekar x dunk #ser duncan the tall #maekar targaryen #aegon v targaryen #aegon egg targaryen #dunk & egg #baelor breakspear targaryen #daeron the drunken #daeron targaryen #valarr targaryen #aerion targaryen #one day i will write this fic just you all watch #in case i don't... one of you write this and tag me pllllssssss!!#wise_blue_cookies #akotsk #a knight of the seven kingdoms

Lyonel really went: Going home is going to be sooo boring, uk what will make it better! You and me BOTH going together!we can have a sleep over, watch movies paint each other's nails and practice kissing!! DUNK! We will have SO much fun! We are going only after THAT😒 guy's thing finishes but anyways forget about that 😆 we will have so much fun that we can legally change our names to Mr. fun😜

#only thing lyonel was left to do was twirling his hair #a knight of the seven kingdoms #lyonel baratheon #stormhedge #the laughing storm #duncan the tall #ser duncan the tall #akotsk #wise_blue_cookies

Sung Hyunje looking at hyj's gaggle of children: I'll pay child support. 😄

HanYoojin holding all his children in away it's not humanely possible: What are you talking about you pervert ahjussi?!? I made all these kids via mitosis. 😤😒

Sung Hyunje smiling unbothered: My dear partner, what ever you say... Anyways do you want this fresh limitless Amex card? 😌

Han Yoojin snatches it: Don't misunderstand, it's the least you could and would you lose the possesive word already🙄... Kids who wants ice cream