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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

miss-hexatrix

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

guiltfactory-moved

the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun

#star wars

dilftanger

don’t date. a sports team can also let you down for the rest of your life and doesn’t move into your house.

cheesenames

if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued

the-fallen-blue

#we could create so many interesting new problems if we ignore romance and make it about contracts generally#jedi prohibition on getting a loan. jedi prohibition on signing a waiver before bungee jumping. etc

"Qui-Gon didn't try to buy Anakin or the engine because there wasn't anyone in town who offered a credit exchange service" wrong. Qui-Gon gambled for Anakin under the table because after dealing with the Cyrkon Delinquency of 24850, Master Olobi, Esq, has personally promised to hang by the the toes from the highest tower of the Temple for one week any Jedi who generates any trackable legal transaction or obligation between the Order and the Hutts.

#star wars #yeah this is good

fortitudinis

#debatably none of these men got home normally #at least one failed the task completely making Odysseus bottom middle of the pack at worst #depending on the wording of the task you could argue three of them failed and none of them were Odysseus #taskmaster #the odyssey

faustique

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

clouds-of-wings

Every other website: Here's our useless AI integration that nobody needs, you can't turn it off.

Flight Rising: You can make crêpes for dragons now 😌👍

halles-comet

some people really do live in a totally different reality than us

speedlimit15

cherry bomb voice Hello tumblr hello blog

anxeious

briannyssey

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

zenaidasden

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

#star wars

sociallyunacceptableart4

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

mando-lore

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

mando-lore

Give it a day

alexaloraetheris

annabelle--cane

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

curioscurio

I would NOT eat a Chikorita but I have enough sense to know that it should be served cold with a strawberry balsamic vinegarette and a sprinkle of feta