行かないで

don't go

[chrissongzzz]

Don’t worry Bro , Black Tumblr got you and your Sister.✊🏿

Can we find her a donor please ✊🏿🙏🏿

[chrissongzzz]

I just spoke to the BROTHER Y’all now Please Reblog This 

LINK -https://join.bethematch.org/savingshaunise

[dreamshappenhere]

We gonna save Shaunise or we gonna bullshit?

[treetopblueberries]

RB WHETHER UR BLACK OR NOT, HELP SOMEONE OUT!

[crabapplepectin]

I'm kinda meh about roof gardens/ grass roofs bc they can accumulate a lot of weight and collapse/ cause leaks

But living walls? Mighty sexy

They provide natural insulation, which not only keeps the heat in during cold days, but keeps the heat out during hot ones. It's better planned and maintained than vines (depending on the plant ofc).

Flooding in urban areas can be reduced since the roots and the growing medium will hold in moisture. Air can be purified, and heat can be reduced because of evaporation.

I just love living walls

[ancientson]

Imagine cities that are also forests and prairies because they actually make an effort to integrate nature into all of their surroundings

[magicmoon65]

This solves the problem of loving vines but knowing theyre bad for the infastructure while also being super eco friendly and ALSO really witchy and I love it

[hydro-homies]

I answer for no one.

[madz-the-3rd]

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

Let's talk about mynoise.net

Have you ever been listening to Rainymood and thought, “Yeah, this is good … but it would be nice if I could customize the sound more, or if there was a little more choice.

Let me introduce you to MyNoise.

MyNoise is a customizable sounscape looper with so many options, even within each soundscape.  So say, for instance, you really love rain sounds when you write or study or relax.  Anything.  I know I’m a big fan of rain sounds.  They have a page for that.

But say you like really high, pattery rain, and LOTS of low thunder.  Here’s where MyNoise really stands out: you can customize that.  See those sliders with all the cute colors?  That is your equalizer. You can adjust the levels based on what you want to hear more and less of.  Here’s how it looks when you want high, pattery rain and low, rumbly thunder:

But say rain isn’t really your jam.  Say you want something a little more ambient, a little more background noise-y.  Something with people.  Well, they have customizable coffee house chatter that even has the levels listed for things like “kitchen,” “babble,” and “table”:

Or say you miss the ocean.

Or say you miss your cat.

Or say you miss your spaceship.

Or say you miss the dungeon where you and your team of scalawag adventurers used to explore and face off against, say, dragons.  In the dungeon.

This site is seriously so helpful, and those are just a fraction of every kind of sounscape the site has to offer.  The best part is that if you want to layer it with music (for instance, I’ll layer a playlist + rain + coffee shop if the scene I’m writing takes place in a coffee shop), you can adjust the master volume, meaning all of your layers stay at their respective volumes, just louder or quieter.

Enjoy!

[readysetgaikokujin]

OH MY GOD

[kinkykinard]

Y’ALL I JUST STARTED USING THIS TODAY BUT THIS HAS BROKEN THROUGH MY WRITER’S BLOCK LIKE NOTHING ELSE.

TRY IT.  USE IT.  LOVE IT.

[art-res]

I use this!!

Pink noise is awesome for helping me sleep as well.

[sizvideos]

A pediatrician shows how to calm a crying baby (Video)

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition in my life right now.

[kween-geetaaa]

I do this to my son and it works lol

[sharmakeswife-deactivated201809]

Reblog to save a parent

[the-headless-king]

Reblog to save a concerned uncle who has no idea what the hell they are doing. (E.g. Me)

[obliviousfloral]

They do the arms Crossy thing in the asylums

[almost-casey]

teach me?? how to draw?? the action of kissing????

Step 1. yearn

[atissi]

thanks op for letting me add on to this post!

have fun drawing kisses now!!!!!!

more detailed tutorial by another person: x

[marcbrainbarf]

[dilfbrigade]

George is out here trying to get laid with a poster at the pride parade at ninety years old

[lgbtlaughs]

This is George Montague, he’s an author who is currently campaigning to have a historic conviction for “gross indecency” from 1974 (PDA with his then-boyfriend) struct from his criminal record. You can sign his petition here!

[iamthecutestofborg]

The epitome of “Distinguished Gay”

[star-temeraire]

Update as of 7 November 2018, this guy is now 95 years old and is still looking for his apology.

[theamazingsallyhogan]

He’s still waiting for that apology. 

[amara1783]

https://www.change.org/p/a-petition-for-an-apology-to-the-oldest-old-gay-men-still-alive

[one-time-i-dreamt]

PLEASE SIGN THIS

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

[chiffonfae-personal]

WOOLOLIVAAA (they are the same)

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the best way to play Pokemon games is like you’re an 8 year old. IV? EV? Shiny chaining? Nah. We catch pokemon because they look cool. if my pokemon is bashful or whatever that means nothing to me.

[thyrell]

no if my pokemon is bashful i send her out later in the battle so she has time to gather her nerves show some respect

[grandenchanterfiona]

Why do my interests in canning, couponing, and homesteading overlap so often with blogs with titles like ‘The Obedient Housewife’? 

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

Like, I’m like, “I want to learn to make soap and farm,” and suddenly I see 500 “traditional family” motherfuckers like no you are mistaken. I am just a simple lesbian anticapitalist looking to limit my consumerism as much as possible.

[roachpatrol]

‘these fun crafts will keep your kids occupied until your husband gets home!’ no i want a clothespin crown for me

[plantyhamchuk]

As a nerd who homesteads, let me share the data I have gathered!

First is my megalist of homesteading-related links I’ve gathered over the years. I’m a mod over at r/homesteading and this is where I’ve put a lot of good sources (not all, admittedly some are still sitting in my bookmark folder waiting to be added). The search function at reddit is wretched, but there’s also been lots of good things I’ve shared there too. Please note that many of these sources are not actual webpages, but PDFs. That’s not an accident, PDFs are where you find the really good in-depth stuff.

Many of my sources are from the Extension Service. They won’t try to relate to you based on your lifestyle or sexual identity or religion or whatever, but due to that, they also won’t be alienating you either.

The Cooperative Extension Service (US only) exists in all 50 states and in most counties. It is taxpayer funded. The Extension Service exists to help people become more self sufficient, for farmers to be more successful, for people to be healthier, for kids to be well adjusted, to figure out how to grow the best plants in your area, etc. Some county offices even offer cheap classes in things like gardening, canning, soap making, and they’re taught by people with training in these areas (I once heard a great talk on composting from a soil scientist that way). Do you want to know what type of plant something is? Do you need help figuring out a plant disease or pest issue? You can now contact them online and get great info.

I HIGHLY recommend checking out your state’s extension service website, because they do offer different types of information, depending on what is grown/raised where you are (and how well funded they are). My county extension puts out a monthly gardening newsletter, which includes a helpful ‘this is the time of the year to do —-’ part.

Here’s an example from North Carolina - check out that left sidebar

Here’s an example from California - this website is HUGE so dig around

Here’s an example from New York - they have a calendar at the bottom, showing how they have things like hydroponic and urban agriculture workshops coming up.

Interested in raising animals? Penn State Extension is really really good. They have tons of free materials and courses available online, some I pulled for my megalist at the top of this.

National Center for Home Food Preservation - they cover the important aspects of food safety, and also have some recipes. Many state Extension Service websites will have lots more recipes.

If you have kids, check out 4-H programs for them. It’s part of the local public school system here. If you’re homeschooling, you can also purchase their science-filled educational and self sufficiency materials (materials are divided by age ranges - Cloverbud Member: ages 5-8, Junior Member: ages 9-13, Senior Member: ages 14-19). One of my coworkers is in 4-H, she’s still in high school, and last year she raised an award-winning heifer.

Congress grants the money for funding these programs, and they’re connected with various universities. There’s a level of cutting edge scientific knowledge and academic rigor you don’t find in blogs or even most books. There’s LOTS of homesteading books filled with outdated information like ‘till the earth every year’ hell I still have older coworkers who do it and I’m trying to figure out how to gently tell them that they’re destroying their soil that way, and that there’s better methods now, methods grounded in science.

Knitting - try this youtube series

DIY Crown - here’s a youtube video on how to make a mermaid crown

Hope this is helpful to someone out there.

[systlin]

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT BLESS

[retrogamingblog]

The Detective Pikachu movie but it’s on the Gameboy Color

[digikate813]

The 8 bit Ludicolo. The custom Tim sprite. The Gameboy music version of Happy Together! This is too adorable for words and so well detailed!! Well done.

[rametarin]

‘fujoshi’ when used by westerners.

The term, its use, nor its name is ‘cultural appropriation.’ For starters, it’s yaoi fangirls that started calling themselves that. And it was more succinct, more telling, more specific than just saying, ‘yaoi fangirl.’ It was a box these people put themselves in.

And 99% of said yaoi fans were, indeed, cis women. You can be mad about that all you want, but it was a title the girls gave themselves, a reputation that they made for themselves.

Just the same way that every unwashed, smelly male fan that lives with his family/in his mother’s basement “earned” that title, just the same way every “chivalrous” dork with a trilby, porkpie or fedora hat earned the recognizable label of “fedoralord”, just the way every gym rat jock that smells of axe bodyspray and gets lumped in with the misogynists gets disregarded as a Dudebro,

every obnoxious and unhealthily obsessed chick that tries to talk your ear off about gay men sex or gay men relationships or gay men gay men gay men, is a fucking western fujoshi.

1.) It’s not cultural appropriation.

This is the desperate hill that they want to die on. The idea that if they can make it taboo or unacceptable to use the word, that recognition of the pattern will either go away, or become taboo to even recognize. That they’ll be invisible. That what they are will be the 800 pound gorilla in the room you’re not allowed to call out or recognize. They don’t want the bad reputation, the stigma, to be disregarded for the bad behaviors, actions, patterns or habits of the girls before them. And so, they’ve chosen to try and get it made foul and against the “rules” to use it, because it’s a foreign word. And it deviates in use from how Japan uses it.

Loan words are not ‘cultural appropriation.’ And if you insist, we can simply dub them “Western Fujoshi.” Because unless you’re willing to accept that Japanese Fujoshi are the same obnoxious tarts, then you acknowledge that the fucking dispicable behaviors, entitlement, attitudes and creepy voyeuristic treatment of gay men, their relationships and the very concept and idea of being a gay men are characteristic of Western Fujoshi. Whom are more aggressive about it, by far, than their Japanese counterparts.

2.) It’s not sexist.

Again, the western Yaoi Fangirls in their weeb phase named themselves. Everybody else thought that was just fine, since the distinction between, “a girl that just likes man/man sex” and a Fujoshi is several layers of entitlement, obsession and creepy infatuation with someone for their sex and sexuality. They were spoiled princesses with very little access to the actual LGBT community, and existed in their little bubbles as spoiled princesses who did what they wanted. Something referring to the behavior most common in girls does not make something sexist.

Unless you are willing to admit that Fedoralords, Dudebros, Manbabies, and Neckbeards “do not exist,” because those are all “dog whistles” for kinds of men, often based on wild exaggerations and stereotypes that are only apparent in the most extreme of circumstances, don’t even try and discount the validity of Western Fujoshi as a term. You want to eat the Fujoshi word and make people stop acting like it’s real, those people exist? Then you’re going to have to never use the above terms, or any term that refers to a particular group of annoying people by the association to men and masculinity, ever again.

The same characteristics that you argue allow you to be on the look out for patterns of behavior, thought, dress or expression also exist among women. Subject to the same group and patterns of actions enabling people to associate them with negative shit. Don’t like it? Too bad. I upload a pictue of myself in a trilby, anything I say will get disregarded as “from a fedoralord,” because you bitches trained yourselves into thinking any dude in a stupid hat is gonna tip it and say, “M’lady!”

3.) It’s not misogynist

This leap, that calling out a bunch of women for being assholes, is misogyny, is hilarious. The next step after this is calling a teacher a misogynist for putting a girl that misbehaves in class in a time out chair, because “punishing a girl is sexist.”

You weren’t so worried about sexism when you lumped all those ass-crack showing, unwashed men that still live with mommy into the recognizable category and title of “manbaby.” You weren’t worried about the negative connotations unfairly stigmatizing a persons viewpoint when some sadsack dudes started hawing about chivalry, posting photographs of themselves with swords and wearing stupid hats. You went right on and made that a Thing, despite the fact it was at maximum, like, 50 guys across the US.  The rest were just guys fond of silly/stupid hats. But Fedoralord became the, “nice guy” stereotype, and anyone wearing a hat became subject to being treated like shit because other men wore a goofy hat AND said some dumb shit. You didn’t similarly do this to women. You made examples out of the men and created a negative stigma made up of the worst, most toxic presumptions.

And now you think a label and title that accurately lumps a bunch of annoying bitches into the same barrel is somehow anti-woman because it accurately labels them. Every yaoi paddle swinging one of you. Every one of you that has at some point thought, “I know more about being a gay MAN than many of my gay male friends do!”

So. Here’s what we’re gonna do.

We’re going to differentiate the obnoxious culture of glomping, stalking, gay fanfic shipping, projecting, mpreg obsessed, “give Edward and Al Elric’s voice actors yaoi fanfic to autograph” as “Western Fujoshi.”

Since fujoshi is no more ‘culturally appropriating’ than OTAKU, and OTAKU was never contested (but was known about) as wrong in Japan, you have no leg to stand on when we differentiate WESTERN Fujoshi from JAPANESE Fujoshi, whom allegedly do not engage in the same obnoxious behaviors and level of entitlement. We now validate the difference between you crazy bitches and the otherwise normal, original version the term was meant to embody.

What we’re not going to do is act like the toxic culture that spawned them does not exist, never existed, and doesn’t continue to exist, without a name. You shit in your bed and now you sleep in it.

[shampooligan]

you know what lets actually bring back lolcats, they were so simple and so benevolent. like check this out

[flimflamflummox-deactivated2021]

Here’s my favorite lolcat:

Next stop: Noobshire

[switch-up-snowfox]

it’s often the cute meme’s that age well once you get past the “literally everywhere” phase.

[scaliefox]

I like this classic

[princesstigerbelle]

More classics

[hymnofvalefor]

I went through almost ten years of photos on my Facebook page go find this

[owl-librarian]

But WAIT! DO NOT FORGET. the granddaddy: 

[tzikeh]

HOLD UP THERE 

SKIPPY 

“I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER” GOT FAMOUS OFF THE BACKS OF THE PIONEERING LOLCATS

THIS WAS IN THE BEFORE-TIMES 

WHEN THEY WERE KNOWN AS 

CAT MACROS 

AND THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO MAKE ANY SENSE

AND NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO SCROLL THROUGH A FUCKIN’ FEW MORE

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[smellectric]

[theopossumking]

I know everyone wants to make jokes about Waluigi being mad about the piranha plant but there is a huge chance that Walugi RAISED that plant.

Every time Waluigi gets a stage or race track there are piranha plants everywhere. If he isnt paired with Wario he is paired with a plant, and he is the ONLY person who puts the plants in those pots with the little wedge.

Look at that, its the same pot, it could even be the same plant, just all grown up. The plant even has a waluigi SKIN

The lips match his nose, the purple matches his hat, and the pot matches his L, its even gold, like Waluigi’s greed.

In conclusion, Waluigi is so proud of his child for killing it in smash

[catsandcataclysms]

Wait this means… Waluigi probably did get an invite to Smash, he just gave it to his child instead. A Proud Father

[dare-i-say-asexual]

a guy at my work said telling your wife/gf that they’re the most beautiful woman in the world to you is just “something you say” and i almost went apeshit. imagine not genuinely believing the woman you’re supposed to love is a work of art. fucking weak. dare i even say pathetic.

[dare-i-say-asexual]

he told me this in a very obnoxious wink wink nudge nudge sort of way too like we were sharing an inside joke and got annoyed when i was like “I don’t just say that because i think I’m supposed to mark. i really feel that way about the women i love.” like lol imagine thinking my lesbian ass is gonna co-sign your toxic straight boy bullshit attitude

[dare-i-say-asexual]

oh what’s that mark? you lie about how you feel to the women in your life to emotionally manipulate them into staying with you until you feel like moving on? and you think this is normal and not something that’s gonna make me want to beat you with my clipboard? is that what you think you shitty little egg man?