coming back

[baradragon]

christianity being a real facet of peoples lives instead of something you grow out of is killing me what do you mean youre 19 and still believe that mission trips are a positive force in the world

[iloveuppers-deactivated20251030]

hate when a bad bitch follows me now I gotta show out with my next reblog

[sinni-ok-sessi]

extremely kind of the marine biology association archivist to let me in out of hours and show me many cool things under the assumption that I'm a Fellow Professional, but unfortunately I did absolutely lose it over Scoresby's description of some poor innocent sea creature as 'the unctuous sucker', so I fear my professional status has been downgraded

[themoonandmyman]

#myshane couldn’t give less of a fuck about queer culture he just likes dick in his ass and he loves a Man. If you asked him about Stonewall he’d think it was the name of a tech startup.

#myilya is a fag and he loves it. him and harris watch queer movies once a month with Harris’ mom and they drink margaritas with little umbrellas in them.

[oatmealdiva]

shane:

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[gaynehollander]

Okay, so, Ilya finally convinces Shane to make a sex tape but Shane has some conditions. Physical media only, nothing touches the cloud, and it has to be stored in a location where no one else will ever find it, neither by accident nor by dedicating their life to hunting it down. So that's how they end up with an old school camcorder, bought off Etsy, and a Eurograde, solid steel safe with anti-drill plates and live locking bolts, hidden behind a painting.

Not that anyone will ever get in there but if they were to, they would find rows upon rows of VHS tapes of the most extensive collection of truly depraved amateur pornography starring the two of them.

[gaynehollander]

The tapes are only marked by date and when Ilya selects one for them to watch he will stroke his finger along the top of their collection before picking one out, saying something along the lines of, "I think I feel like a little December 29th, 2021 tonight," as though he's picking out a particular vintage of his favourite wine.

[deanspunchingbag]

sorry i cant stop thinking about it

shane: hey :) play better next time best buddy :)

scott: take ilyas dick out of your mouth before you talk to me

[e-rosieposie]

i feel like after hollanov goes public they absolutely get asked who bottoms, and while shane has a perfectly professional “that is a deeply personal question and i would prefer my relationship not be boiled down to cheap stereotypes” statement prepared (if he even dignifies them with a response), ilya just says shit like “is me, i am bottom, love to get dicked down by hollander, what you don’t think big tough russian can take it like a man?” and nobody quite knows if he’s kidding or not

[elokitties]

literally when we drive in your car I’m your baby. who else is taking this stance

[truedeviance]

[lindsaychrist]

yall

[castiellesbian]

How I sleep knowing the height of Jensen Ackles's career is playing a character who is in gay love with an angel of the lord

[penandinkprincess]

okay but ilya and cliff being besties but ilya rooming with connors during the club episode makes me laugh because i'm just imagining him being such a demon to everyone that they had to put being his roomie on ROTATION

[penandinkprincess]

"SOS IT'S A SHIRTLESS AND YELLING NIGHT. I REPEAT. IT'S A SHIRTLESS AND YELLING NIGHT."

[my-2nd-account]

HE SAID "FUCK THIS SHIT" IN ENGLISH THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! HE SAYS HE NEEDS TO GET LAID CLIFF I AM NOT JOKING!!! HE GOT THE JEAN PAUL GAULTIER TIGER PRINT TOP ON MARLY GET YOUR ASS IN HERE I'M SCARED!!!

[penandinkprincess]

HE'S WEARING THE FUCK ASS TIGER SHIRT, MARLY

GOING TO JAIL TONIGHT IS ON THE FUCKING TABLE

[vamplire]

you’re serving face? the vampire lestat just told you to off yourself and you’re serving face? that’s the vampire armand right there

[letterful]

[fluoresensitives]

(smoking a cigarette) the average american is afraid of what is new and what is foreign, and especially of what is adult. they are trapped forever in daycares of their own design, reading books and watching shows made for children. And while there are interesting things made for children, by and large, they tend to stick to inoffensive, intensely juvenile things that won't challenge them much. And worst of all, if you suggest to your Average American that they should try to step outside of their narrow box, especially if they're trying to become artists, animators, film makers, novelists, etc, everyone acts as if you've just bombed the daycare. Wow.

[selkiewizard]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

[sailermoon]

james baldwin was so right when he said “the children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”