Tevildo’s Mouse Toy

Insane, incurable insane from reading novels. Twitter refugee, 30+, if u think u recognise me irl no u don’t, all views personal. I love cats, Tolkien, the Witcher, Our Flag Means Death, Good Omens, Star Trek, Conclave, Heated Rivalry and more. Occasionally NSFW. Champagne socialist and problematically queer. AO3 @TevildosMouseToy

[yvesdot]

I have seen a young lady with her table loaded with volumes loaded of fictitious trash, poring day after day and night after night over highly wrought scenes and skillfully portrayed pictures of romance, until her cheeks grew pale, her eyes became wild and reckless, and her mind wandered and was lost — the light of intelligence passed behind a cloud, and her soul was forever benighted. She was insane, incurably insane from reading novels.

-- an anonymous pastor in 1864, on the greatest threat to young women

[wizardpostsdotorg]

hate shopping in the health food section what do you mean heart healthy happy body gut smile no guilt shame free fat free msg free taste free. i just want some dried mango slices. why are you all so scared

[wizardpostsdotorg]

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[effinbirds]

[dragongirlbunny]

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

[dragongirlbunny]

we even have a The Plague

[thoodleoo]

i would really love to take an ancient roman to a zoo and show them some fucked up animals just to see how they react

[thoodleoo]

like can you imagine taking pliny "there are one hundred and seventy-six fish in the ocean and not a single one more" the elder to an aquarium? he'd lose his goddamn mind

[birdthena]

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

[cuppydogshane]

me and the mutuals are giving some minor characters rich inner worlds later if you wanna pull up. yeah its gonna be all day.

[em-niwa]

Luthien and Huan!

A dishonourably late gift to my dearest honey @cy-lindric who was born a bunch of days ago       <3   kiss kiss kiss kiss 

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[do-androids-dream-ao3acc]

Yep, when I'm researching things for a fic, this might include

[40cleverways]

I'm not sure if this has been done already, but I thought I'd try my hand at it.

[Image Description: A digital drawing of Tasha Yar and Deanna Troi from Star Trek The Next Generation. Deanna is wearing a turquoise dress and straddling Tasha while applying her makeup. Tasha is laying flat on her back and wearing a yellow security uniform and looking at Deanna adoringly. They are backed by stars rushing past in the viewport./End Description ]

[faustandfurious]

This brought to you by me greatly misremembering the description of Elrond from The Hobbit and having an intrusive thought halfway through:

He was as noble and as fair in face as an elf lord, as strong as a warrior, as wise as a wizard, as venerable as a king of dwarves, as kind as summer, and old as balls

[tevidosmousetoy]

When u are having the worst week in the history of weeks and then one of ur fav authors updates:

[gleafer]

Who misses OFMD??

I do! I do!

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

[streatfeild]

@boltlightning

[wanderthewood]

Hampton Court Palace, England by journeyswithjon

[tevidosmousetoy]

Oughghghghhhhh! I grew up near here. It used to be free to go into this bit of the gardens. My grandma volunteered at the Palace for years and also with the gardeners. She researched and led garden tours. She stood under a scaffold and persuaded the Preventative Conservation team to give me a volunteer placement, which launched my career (?) in heritage. And there is nowhere I would rather be on a hot early summer day than in this rose garden, eating crisps and defending them from assertive and hopeful jackdaws. I wish I was there now. I wish I was 22 and full of hope. I wish my Grandma was still alive. I could hop in my car and drive to Hampton Court in a couple of hours if I wanted to but I cannot reverse time or bring back the dead.

[riacte]

do you see this shit my liege

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]