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Sam / She her / 18 / Bi / Libra / French Canadian / This blog is mostly just a dump of posts that I liked and or cared about / So anywaysss

[stimman4000]

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[adranova]

Me: Oooo, rocks on my dash? Yes please

Me a second later:

[jackross-v]

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

We talk a lot about consent, and that’s a good thing. We talk a lot about autonomy, and that’s a good thing. We talk a lot about privacy, and that’s a good thing.

But we talk mostly about all of that in respect to sex, and relationships, and it’s important to remember this applies to other things, too.

If someone says, “don’t tell anyone I got this new job,” and you then tell people, you’ve violated their consent, their privacy, and their autonomy.

If a friend says, “I don’t like it when people touch my hair,” and you keep touching their hair, you have violated their consent, their autonomy, and their privacy.

If a coworker asks you not to tease them about their new boyfriend, even if it seems like gentle and friendly fun to you, and you do it, you’ve violated their consent, their autonomy, and their privacy.

People remember these things, and they hurt. Not as much as sexual assault, obviously. But those small violations of your wishes, those instances of disrespect, still hurt, and they can add up.

Consent doesn’t just apply to sex. Respect the wishes of others.

[the-haiku-bot]

Consent doesn’t just

apply to sex. Respect the

wishes of others.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rqqu]

“you have to work to live” bro food is literally free until someone builds a fence around it and guards it with weapons. work is a contrivance and unnatural. 

[rqqu]

none of the pro-work people can answer the question of why effort feels good but work doesn’t. it feels so fucking good to expend effort. every muscle in my body celebrates when i struggle physically. when i push my mind to solve a problem, i feel like a master. yet, when i’m on the job, the joy is gone. why is that? can anyone answer this simple question?

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “….I…I don’t think that was a normal fox that you just set free.”

Person B: “Yeah, no fucking shit. What was it that clued you in? The deep bow of gratitude, the glowing eyes, or the fact that it fucking spoke?!”

[gryphonablaze]

the readings for my ancient Chinese mythology class be like

[ommanyte]

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

[ommanyte]

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

[bouquetoftwelve]

[val-ritz]

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

[smileyfolly]

yknow ever since people realized tumblr isnt dead and have decided to flock here from twitter and tiktok ive seen a huge influx of people in fandom spaces who dont reblog anything. at all.

like, i used to have an art blog with 340 followers. not a ton but not a small amount either given how this website works with creators. and in my experience back then even the ones who only left likes still reblogged other things or at least posted their own stuff. literally the only empty blogs were clearly bots.

but on this New art blog, i've had so many people with fandom-specific headers and icons with actual usernames as urls and some kind of title or description, but have. Nothing. no posts. all they do is like things. and it's always public, too. their following list and their likes list.

and honestly all it makes me think is that these people are New and also don't know how tumblr works. how likes don't give exposure. not even in a "oh, i know it doesn't give exposure, but i'm still going to reblog anyways" way, but in a genuine honest to god straight up doesn't realize tumblr likes don't work like twitter's.

PLEASE please if you're from tiktok or twitter or whatever please reblog people's art both fandom and original if you like it!! and maybe actually pad out your blog's content in some way so people won't potentially see you as a bot and block you.

REBLOG ARTIST'S WORK. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THEY GET ANY ATTENTION ON THIS WEBSITE OH MY GOD. PLEASE. I BEG of you

[cipheramnesia]

If you're new, just dive into the chaos, fill your reblogs up with everything you love, go hogwild, that's just how it works.

[fatsexybitch]

Tumblr newbies try to hit your daily post limit

Then cram your queue full of everything else you love that day, and pick a punny queue tag

THEN you will start to grok tumblr. Reblogs are NOT quote tweets and being ratioed isn't a thing. No one will be weirded out if you reblog stuff from 6 months or 6 years ago. You will eventually fall into a mutual circle and congrats! That's ur first tumblr friend set

[cipheramnesia]

Live Deliciously

[lesbianralzarek]

tumblr guide for new users:

1) there is no algorithm for your dashboard. can't stress this enough. your dashboard is in chronological order of posts and reblogs from people you follow. "based on your likes!" is a joke and they removed that feature in a week

2) because of the lack of algorithm, likes do nothing. if you want more people to see a post, you have to reblog it so it goes on your follower's dashes

3) the vast majority of posts on a person's blog tend to be reblogs. think 90% or so. some of those will have that person commenting on it, and more will have tags

4) comments stay on reblog chains, while tags only show up on your reblog of that post. it's kind of like a whisper voice. in either case, both op and the person you reblogged from see that in their notifications

5) tags don't go in the body of the post. writing "staying in #lasvegas" won't make it appear in the las vegas tag, it'll just look weird

6) it's totally normal to reblog and post multiple things in one day. it's normal to reblog the same post twice in a row. it's normal to have 100 posts+reblogs in a day. post limit (the total number of original posts and reblogs) for a single day is 250. you heard me. 250. go hog fucking wild

7) it defaults to having a visible likes tab on your blog (but only on your blog, not the dashboard) but most people toggle it off

8) "tumblr clout" is a fucking joke. no one can see your follower count, and no one makes money here. there are no influencers. enjoy not giving a shit about maintaining a public persona. it's all anonymous and your employers won't find you here

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

the most insane double casting i’ve heard of is ophelia and horatio being played by the same actress. the implications of that drive me crazy

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

you guys are doing things in the tags of this post

[c9eeeeed]

#to this day my favorite performance of hamlet i’ve seen is one where there were two hamlets#one was the dutiful son and the other was his vengeful id#and they split all the lines in the play depending on which hamlet was speaking#all the soliloquies became arguments between the two and it was SO good#the second hamlet doesn’t appear until hamlet’s father appears and tells him Claudius is to blame for his death#he opens to curtains and his first line is ‘Murder?’#and the other characters can’t see that second hamlet at first - just the initial one#until slowly throughout the play the second hamlet is the one they look at and interact with#until finally the first hamlet - the dutiful prince - is the one who’s ignored#anyway it was metal as fuck holy shit#i wish i could watch it again but i have no idea if it was recorded (via rythyme)

[racefaker]

So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh

[racefaker]

Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

[dykelliewilliams]

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

Fanfiction aint canon

[heartandstride-deactivated20190]

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon. 

[evil-little-princess-from-hell]

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

[heartandstride-deactivated20190]

Oh look, stuff from the book! The actual canon book. 

Look at Harold with his husband and kids. Very small but super poignant. 

[darkwingsnark]

LOL @ ‘wouldn’t put political agendas in children’s books’. 

[vaporize-employers]

[aph-lithuania]

[thebootydiaries]

im such a possessive person i just saw someone calling Karl Marx just “Karl” like they’re on a first name basis and i got jealous

[bumbleturkey]

LITERALLY POSSESSIVE OVER DADDY COMMUNISM! I THINK HE WOULD UH HAVE A FEW THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THIS!

[thebootydiaries]

u know what . i wish i had never posted this

[heavensghost]

I’m sick even when I dream, Katie Maria

[despazito]

drew my friends cat

[iratusmagus]

Please, I beg of you, may we see a photo of the cat? I am a simple man, I see a smiling cat and I love them.

[despazito]

she

[dailymarvelheroes]

[phantomchick]

#Black Panther #erik killmonger #this never fails to make me laugh #it’s such a good delivery #I think one of the things that make erik really good as an antagonist is he genuinely had those cool and kinda funny moments #where you sort of shared in how satisfied he must feel #like the casual ‘hey auntie’ #even if you’re worried about the characters he’s threatening #you get that ‘wow i bet that was satisfying’ feel #at least i did #i couldn’t help but feel that connection #and when you’re sharing in an antagonist’s satisfaction #while still liking the characters they are up against  #you know they’re well written

[mikkeneko]

I think this is a great example of how well Erik manages to control the context of whatever scene he’s in. The first time he turns up in the palace, T’Challa tries to shut down his challenge to the throne by referring to him as an American chaos operative, but Erik turns it around on him by announcing his Wakandan name and heritage in xhosa, recontextualizing himself as a rightful Wakandan challenger.

Here T’Challa is taking him at his word, addressing him as a fellow Wakandan royal whom he can legitimately challenge for the throne, and Erik turns it around on him again  by responding and identifying as an American chaos operative, who feels no obligation to respect Wakandan traditions.

[birdloaf]

i had a spongebob dream the other night

[iicarys]

[skoople]

[bookwormingparty]

[ravynfyre]

Comedy. Gold.