the witch is in

Lauren • 23 • INFJ • Scorpio

[eiszeit-apokalypse-deactivated2]

To all my followers:

Enjoy this blessing of Snoot Boops:

💗🐍💗🐍💗🐍💗🐍💗

Cuteness Level is at ¡¡¡CRITICAL!!!

Thank you~

[pietriarchy]

corporate: we wont pay you a cent above min wage

also corporate: why are all the good employees quitting? why are we understaffed? we gotta fix the high turnover rate that happens god knows why. everyone on the floor go and work harder to compensate while we figure out this mystery thanks

[thatrashman-deactivated20181217]

accurate 

[uglyodd]

my brain in times of crisis:

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[queerlyglittering]

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

[genuinerascal]

Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.” 

[gentlealien]

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

[unichrome]

Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]

[demilypyro]

I don’t need to be rich. I just want enough to pay for a house, to support my family, and to indulge my videogame obsession for the rest of my life

[odonoghues]

#SQUAD GOALS

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

[cheaphalloweencostume]

don’t even remember making this post but mood

[i-will-follow-the-sun]

Meet the dog who plays Cheddar on 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'

Stewart, the 11-year old corgi, is a fan of food, not work

Greatest article I’ve ever read.

[the99noice-deactivated20190110]

i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else

[redwinerozanova]

[jedijenkins]

THE GOODEST COMEDIAN

[reasonandempathy]

“I know no one cares, but this is illegal.”

[starlightvii]

Lmao he doesn’t even f’ing care about what’s legal or not anymore.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This brings the number of impeachable offences to 11. Just saying. 

[commonchant]

[bunney]

This image brings an incredible sense of calmness

[peggyplatypus]

A vague sense of animal crossing

[cryptic-carnelian]

Petition to make this happen???

[lazyevaluationranch]

14/5 - 20/5: A Small Catalog Of Very Reassuring Things

Here are four things that are very, very reassuring to find on land you’ve recently moved to. Definitely good signs.

1. Poorly concealed underground …. thing.

2. Small purple flowers twining around a skull. This species of flower does not seem to be present anywhere else on the property, and you’ve never seen it before. The skull is too large for a rabbit, too small for a deer.

3. Fallen signpost. No text remains.

4. T h e   d o o r

[roachpatrol]

CARRY THE SKULL THROUGH THE DOOR!!! SEE WHERE IT GOES 

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[cans-of-rain-deactivated2019010]

“‘Thirsty,’ another quipped,” is the most powerful phrase i’ve ever read

[universi-tea]

airport security is like when you’re trying to put your money back in your wallet before it’s the next person’s turn in line except you’re barefoot