I live for the Chaos

trying to make myself better and sharing the a mix of important, pretty, witchy, quality, funny, or fandom posts. honestly I'm here to have a good time, not to be consistent. Mollymauk Tea leaf is my inspiration and I plan to go a Mighty Nein Cosplay with some friends

[sapphling]

This Strap Does 11,640 Damage per Second

[cipheramnesia]

[impressed sounding murmuring amongst the board of investors, shuffling papers]

[i-am-a-fish]

shout out to girls (me) who want to look femme (me) but who grow facial hair extremely quickly (me) and are suffering (me)

[i-am-a-fish]

ACTUALLY NO. FUCK THIS POST

I made a better version.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if u enjoyed my content this year, u can give me a new year’s tip AND force hundreds of thousands of internet denizens to stare into the haunted googly eyes of the image below!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we’re so burnt out as a community we don’t even have room left for disgust, someone just submitted a cardboard/vibrating dildo robot to my inbox and i just kept scrolling

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i mean it’s no knife wielding tentacle but

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@bloomingtears-blog said: Fun fact! The dildobot is called Yamata no Orochin (Yamata no Orochi being a legendary eight-headed and eight-tailed dragon, while chin is a slang for penis), and it’s from THE most delightful contest ever: HEBOCON, the robot contest for amateur, where the shittiest robot wins. This one’s from 2014, and it’s pure delight to watch. 

holy crap this is DELIGHTFUL

[asdfghjklsdfgd]

I want to pop that Man’s eyes like water balloons

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Ah. ah I really didn’t enjoy that comment

[dothemonstermash-deactivated202]

Forbidden boba

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh wow i loathe you!

[shortvideosandstuff]

[carnahan]

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

[airred]

santa’s creed

[theslickest-deactivated20240718]

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

[lacunadaisies]

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

[clarisimart]

You better watch out

[ajistorpid]

You better watch out

[thequestionablyhuman-deactivate]

You better watch out

[isa-ghost]

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[nudityandnerdery]

It’s winter, Santa is the master of parka-our.

[catchymemes]

[k-itt--y]

this is real. absolute queen shit.

[lecisbian-deactivated20250918]

I would actually pay for this movie if it came out and benefited her damnnn

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so i’ve decided to make this happen actually

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

UPDATE: it’s here

[horrorlesbians]

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

[horrorlesbians]

memorial to a marriage; patricia cronin

[horrorlesbians]

“on july 24th, 2011- the first day that same sex marriage was legal in new york state, particia cronin and deborah kass got married. that same year the marble ‘memorial to a marriage’ was replaced with a bronze version. rainwater pools in the space between their two sculpted bodies, and falling leaves catch on the metal in the autumn. the two women sleep peacefully through snow and ice, and the scorching days of summer. over time the hands of cemetery visitors will wear down the bronze, burnishing it into a smooth shine. one day this will mark the final resting place of the two women. and someday people will have to remember that there was a time, long ago, when this was a memorial to a marriage that two women never thought they’d have.” 

- Caitlin Doughty, on the Death in the Afternoon podcast

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[teslaswife]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

God fucking damn it

[rat-armada]

WHY

[naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112]

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

[arandomcollectionofstuff]

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

[gluten-free-pussy]

Hello Titty

[faehalfwit]

i want to eat it

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[thedevilsofficialblog]

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

irresponsible adhd top tip #???

sleep with the curtains open because you can turn off six hundred alarms but you can't turn off the sun without effort

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

irresponsible adhd top tip #??? + 1

once, a guy in my dorms came back from a hazing for a sport that you wouldn't think is the kind to do hazing. he was bloodied, crying, throwing up, and he had to be carried by two older students.

the conceit of the hazing was― they got the freshers drunk, and told them all that the person who ran hardest at the wall would avoid the hazing.

staring at a task, willing yourself to do it, is like running at that wall as hard as you can. it is, by design, not going to work. you will get bodily fluids on your sheep onesie.

you have a mind that lends itself perfectly to switching between tasks. let it wander. let it return in time, fresh and ready. if you keep running at that wall, you will get nothing in return but guilt and a headache.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

irresponsible adhd top tip #??? + 2

with adhd, the easiest way to make a goal feel impossible is telling yourself you will do x thing every day from now on no matter what.

good news: this also works for obsessive habits you want to break. nothing makes you want to procrastinate on using social media more than giving yourself a specific goal about how to use it.

you could tell yourself to post 10 times or like thirty posts or use x feature every day or something. maube set a timer, and force yourself to not leave the app until 20 minutes have passed. you will be desperate to do anything else after that.

the negative brain patterns you have programmed into the 'i must do this' categories in your life can be hacked into the things you want to stop doing. you have that power. you've learned the techniques already, now you can apply them to the things you want to use them on

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

irresponsible adhd top tip #??? + 3

sleep clothes aren't mandatory and getting changed in the morning can delay the day by hours. before you go to bed, just change into the clothes you would usually spend the day in. you can always change again once you're up and about and it feels less herculean a task.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

irresponsible adhd tip #??? +4

you want to do a thing? you need to do a thing? reverse psychology yourself:

do it for exactly thirty seconds and then force yourself to walk away.

your brain won't like that very much.

[whimsically-whimsical]

OP why did you imply that with effort I CAN turn off the sun

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

We know where it is and we know what it's made of. Anyone who knows those things about me could kill me

[redpandarascal]

If you find the military has left out pamphlets, you take them all and throw them away.

did this at a local comic book store once! Fuck that comic book store, it’s a creepy and bad place

[redpandarascal]

this goes for if you see anything promoting the Shen Yun dance troup. That is a recruiting point for a cult called Falun Gong.

same goes for if you see anything promoting Mormonism or Scientology, although I haven’t seen materials for those things personally, I’m sure they exist

If you are invited to a Christian group that “doesn’t have a name”, something that holds meeting for outsiders in rec centers, “special meetings”- that’s a cult that is know to members only as “The Truth”, but is on Wikipedia as “two by twos”. Please reach out to me if you or anyone you love has been contacted by this group.

Institutions of abuse are everywhere. Do everything within your power to stop them whenever you see an opportunity. If you see a sign in your rec center that’s some sort of open call to a Christian church meeting but doesn’t have any real info on the church, maybe let me know. Don’t call the number, I can call the number. If you feel the need to do research on your own, all you need to check is whether they refuse to give you a straight answer about the name.

[redpandarascal]

oh yeah, if you want context for “The Truth” being something I’m talking about that you have certainly never heard of, where I’m getting this information- the source is that I was raised in this cult. I know it sounds, almost fake or something, but it isn’t.

[redpandarascal]

just want to say it’s decent as fuck of y’all to reblog this. it’s hard for me to talk about this stuff and harder if I feel like no one is listening. Thank you all for making me feel like someone hears this stuff sometimes.

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digital illustration of Ezri Dax from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. She is visible from the shoulders up, looking straight ahead with a small smile in front of a pale blue background. End description.]

Sweet worm!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i need cash so i will be selling nudes, however they will be nudes of various shaved animals such as naked sun bears

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the best thing i’ve been called today

ok. prepare your mind and body (warning for body horror):

Keep reading

[latenitewaffles]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*scuttles across your dash muttering about blue whales & democratic socialism*

[the-conglomeration]

*scuttles after you gibbering about space and free healthcare*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Real talk I hate modern interior design. I loathe it. I detest it in the personal vindictive way typically reserved for middle school bullies and extended family members who vote republican. Modern furniture design is grotesque, and not in the fun freaky way I respect. It is disgusting. It is morally indefensible. It has no back support, provides no comfort, no joy, no cushion for my tush or my spine. Minimalism does not exist for you, it in fact resents your very presence and the fact of your birth. These worthless sticks of chrome and pleather furniture are shaped solely to stroke the slimy egoes of fool designers & capitalists & hipster-cum-sports bars that charge $12 for an appetizer. Such morally defunct furnishings are for observation and corporate office waiting room decoration only, their raison d'etre is stubbed toes and back pain, they exist to punish you for having the needs of flesh, how dare you mistake them for friends

[yogurt831]

what the hell did modern furniture do to you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THERE’S NO PLACE FOR ME TO FUCKING SIT!!!

[back-intheu-s-s-r]

This is a comfy, luxurious chair that screams “OPULENCE” “GLAMOUR” “STYLE”:

This is a nightmare:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey! actually they’re both terrible and we should all be living in floating wicker egg cushions

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[posting-for-the-void]

Can we start using the phrase “Abstract Suffering” more often cause like I hardcore relate