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unrestrained summer fun
every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event
Skyrim's graphics haven't aged one bit. Still beautiful in 2024.
Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful
men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars
Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw
get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,
I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.
And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.
So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.
The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.
Thank God someone bothered to check.
I want to add that this isn’t the only good news about microplastics lately. In the last few years, we’ve learned a lot about microplastics, and a lot of it is good news!
We’ve discovered bacteria and fungi are figuring out how to eat microplastics.
We found out the human body has ways of removing microplastics.
We found out that just being in open sunlight is enough to speed up the degredation of plastic waste into smaller pieces that are more accessible to the aforementioned bacteria and fungi.
So yeah, as far as crises go, the Microplastics one looks like one we can feel good about. We shouldn’t relax, it’s still a problem to tackle, but it’s not daunting like it used to be.
"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu
im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye
Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit
Computer programmers are perpetually famished
Playing as Grace in re9 put into perspective how much of a crazy ass bitch Ethan Winters had to be to do what he did
Every single resident evil protagonist (from the main games at least) has at least SOME level of training and weapons handling qualifications. Except our crazy ass white boy Ethan.
Rookie Leon is fresh off Police Academy training. Claire was raised by her ex military/cop brother and has her weapon on her when she enters raccoon city. Even Grace as an analyst would have the bare minimum of training for her personal weapon. Everyone else we play as is active duty and very familiar with weapons and combat training.
Ethan is a systems engineer who rocks up to a random house in the middle of Louisiana on the whim of an email from his supposedly dead wife. This man is wearing loafers and a fuckin button up. The most stressful thing in his life (not counting his wife going missing) prior to this day was probably having to do last minute equivalency testing on a new supplier product. And he rolls up to the equivalent of hell on earth, gets maimed by his infected wife, killed by the scariest old man I've ever seen, gets back up, picks up a fucking magnum, and almost single handedly wipes out one of the oldest and most advanced forms of BOWs on earth. And he doesn't even have that big of a mental breakdown about it!
Like I think the first bit of his game is him in shock from the horrors he is witnessing and then once the mold sets in I genuinely think it altered the fear center of his brain. But then again this man trespassed onto the property of the creepiest house in America with only a flashlight and a prayer. He ducked under a horrifying shrine featuring copious amounts of blood, circular saw blades, and a mutilated animal of some kind and kept on trucking. And he was stone cold sober. Not a thought in his head. There was definitely something wrong with that dude but damn if it doesn't make him that much cooler. Especially in Village. That's mf Ethan "Walk em Down" Winters.
the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet
EDWARD JAMES KENWAY Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced (2026)
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Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.
this can't keep happening
My favourite little x men thing is when someone is like "Give up, Magneto! You stand no chance against this plastic weapon/gun/suit I have built!"
And Magneto is like "I see. Whatever will I do."
and throws the surrounding infrastructure at them.
genre classic
yall stop im getting scared
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On account of the gender transition
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