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@the-noi-dessert-baker
ABOUT ME - more detail I guess
She/Him - @NoiDesserts everywhere else
Dm me during daylight hours AEST
This is where I reblog to the moon, and when that moon is blue i am text posting
i dont actually bake; maybe i should
someone please give me motivation to draw
other shit under the cut
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usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed
tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.
with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best
I've got to find myself more macrophage
Now Hiring: macrophages
immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage
our Period of Warring States is collapsing…
reblog to make it collapse faster
that’s right! and after i’ve conquered the six LOSER states, i am going to upgrade my royal title so it reflects my identity better! i think “emperor” has a nice ring to it…
I AM SO SICK OF THESE MODERN SNOWFLAKES AND THEIR MADE-UP TITLES
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS A “皇帝”??? YOU’VE LITERALLY JUST COMBINED THE TITLES OF THE 三皇AND 五帝 TOGETHER. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK AN “EMPEROR” IS SUPPOSED TO BE WHY CANT YOU JUST CALL YOURSELF A HEGEMON-KING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON????
hi traitor, please respect my royal title going forward! after my conquest of the six warring states, the old title of “King of Qin” no longer reflects who i am! i now identify exclusively as the First Emperor. anyone who disobeys will be blocked, unfollowed, reported and beheaded. thanks!
so I know the "correct" spelling of milktoast is milquetoast so I decided to look up the etymology and apparently it's from the name of a fictional character who's named after milk toast but spelled with a que to make it look french. so I guess go ahead and spell it milktoast
i thought this was a play on the fake etymology post and was ready to laugh it off.
what do you mean that's true. how. why.
congratulations! you've successfully learned that you should fact check etymology claims you see online! keep doing this!
The reactions to this rollout are so real
I don't think dr who is getting cancelled but you have to admit generating hype for an announcement only to say "we're pulling the plug" would be kind of hilarious
It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!
in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.
A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement
we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!
Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is
Further info for those interested
Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!
When I tell people "I'll be impressed when something actually happens"
THIS is what I'm talking about.
When I tell people
“I’ll be impressed when something
actually happens”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.
Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.
“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
-- G. K. Chesterton
Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled
art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous
Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"
My faceblindness is JUST enough that I'm not certain if this is Hugh Laurie or just a scruffy white guy with blue eyes but he's DEFINITELY doing the Hugh Laurie mouth thing so I'm about 70% certain it is
No that's definitely Hugh Laurie.
Oh thank god.
In that case, "You have to pay for liquor, but water's on the House"
may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.
People panic about "But what if kids pick up bad ideas from it???"
When I was a kid, Power Rangers got banned at school because we all thought it was incredibly cool and kept trying to kick each other in the head. No-one bothered explaining "Those are trained actors and it's all practiced, they don't *actually* hurt each other, and you're not good at that yet", they just banned it.
So we went to the park after school and read Kim's smuggled copy of the Power Rangers magazine and kicked each other in the head there instead.
(This is a metaphor, but it's also literally true. So much kicking in the head.)
God forbid parents actually talk to their teenagers.
One day, people will realise prohibition doesn't work, it just makes people develop new skills to get around it.
One day, people will also learn that giving kids the tools to know what to do when they encounter something that makes them uncomfortable or that they don't understand is far more important and effective than trying to prevent them from seeing those things at all. Education above prohibition.
