DC, once again, you just can't help yourself, right?🙂💢💢
You simply can't just let me enjoy things, so I'm going to proceed with my rant. Timber and Verity lovers, I kindly warn you to skip this post because I'm about to be mean:
So everything started very nicely: detective comics gave us Batman dreaming about the happy perfect live, his parents and Alfred are alive, he is married with Catwoman and to my absolute delight 🥺🥹 we got to see a little Helena Wayne!! Being Damian's little sister!!😭😭😭, I've been wanting to see that for years because Helena wayne in the main canon can't be the big sister, and I also wanted to see the only blood related siblings together 😢😢
Everything was so bittersweet because I knew it was just a dream Batman was going to wake up from, and I was ready for it, I accepted that fate, but then... DC JUST HAD TO RUIN IT FOR ME EVEN BEFORE HE WOKE UP BY SHOWING ME THIS BULLSHIT 💢💢👇👇
EXCUSE ME??? WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE FUCKING LOSERS HANGING OUT WITH THE BATGIRLS? THE AUDACITY!! MY GIRLS ARE TOO COOL TO HANG OUT WITH YOU! WHERE IS JASON??? 💢💢💢So, as you can see this absurd bullshit happened 🙂...
DC, it is time to stop! 🤦♀️ this is exactly what I mean when I say THEY TRY WAY TO HARD IS PITIFUL AT THIS POINT! Sorry, DC, but again, no matter how many times you try to show us in different alternative universes a Timber cameo or reference as if you want to tell us: "you can't escape from Timber, we'll force you to like it because we will put them together in every universe" 🙂🙃🙂🙃... WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP! Face it already DC, Timber is not fucking Catbat! We are not thrilled to see them together in every universe because they. are. IRRELEVANT!! 🙄🙄nothing against Tim's cardboard boyfriend, the poor guy is just a prop, he us just Tim's bisexuality living proof, but Tim? I HATE TIM!!! He is an entitled condescending thoughless jerk and he has Lost his privilege to be buddy buddy with the Batgirls SPECIALLY STEPHANIE, how fucking dare you?? Why does she has to be buddy buddy with her ex (after how he treats her) and her ex' new partner?? I would only ever allow that with Conner, you know, with a character that is actually interesting 😤 and also this fucker hasn't been a good friend to Stephanie either, leave Stephanie alone! You should have put Jason there instead: JASON >>>>>>>>TIMBER 🖕🖕🖕, they can bond over shitty dads because I assume in this happy life Tim's rich loving dad is still alive, right? Ajjjj! You just can't do coherent things DC 😑😑😑 and speaking of incoherent things happening... 🤦♀️🤦♀️
THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING!👇👇🤦♀️🤦♀️
Congratulations, DC!👏👏👏 you just turned Verity in a fucking Mary Sue and the fact that you used Damian for that makes my bloody blood boil...🤬 allow me to explain this statement:
Once again, DC made the exact same mistake they did with Timber. They are just incapable of taking their time and building characters and relationships PROPERLY anymore. They just slap us in the face with a new idea, and if we don't immediately love it, they proceed to start to try forcing us with tacky, pitiful, desperate attempts 🤦♀️. With Timber they first rush the Timsteph break up off camera without explanation, obviously that didn't have a good reception, then they announced "the gay Robin", they got mixed reactions because some people shipped him with Kon and got their hopes up and then... BOOM! without Vaseline, we get a rushed Pride special with a whole new love story for Tim that also started off camera with a dude people didn't even remember because he was a background character from decades ago and we got a text explaining they started texting and now they started dating and that's it 🙄🤦♀️ and because obviously that didn't work they kept showing us panels of them being a superhappy relationship (that we never got to see the start or the development) and shoving it down our throats and if we don't like it we are homophobic 🙄😑, the classic excuse used as a shield for bad choices.
They are doing the same with Verity, I already explained in my other post why she doesn't work for what they are trying to do in my other post, but basically, instead of taking their time to introduce her, develop her, working on her relationship with other character in several issues... they resorted to get the one character that realistically would have the hardest time accepting her and put them together in a panel where we don't know what are they talking about but she made DAMIAN WAYNE (someone you need to earn his trust first before becoming friendly) laugh his ass off with tears in his eyes in a few seconds of the first chapter she appears after being introduced and just like that they ruined her for me, good job DC 👏👏👏👏
Excuse me, but as a Damian lover, I despise what they just did. Damian is deeply traumatized by what happened to Alfred, someone he didn't like at first but won his heart over chapters, with time, patience, and proper development, someone he ended up loving so much his dead in front of him completely wrecked him and you are trying to convince me that same Damian is going to be this friendly and accepting of this new Butler just like that? That is just not keeping in mind his feelings at all, completely unrealistic. Damian can be nice and friendly but you have to earn it, and Verity just show up, sits on the couch with him and I suppose she tells a joke or whatever and that's it.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? THE DISRESPECT IS INSANE!!! They are basically telling us: If Damian liked her instantly, then we have no reason to dislike her, right? Because she is perfect! 🙄🙄 She got him to like her faster than Alfred!! You have to love her.... i want to puke🤢🤢. You're so tacky, DC, soooo Tacky is becoming painful.
I don't need to see another blonde blue eyed big sister figure to Damian when they can use my girl STEPHANIE BROWN thank you.











