sing us a song, you're the 3.14anoman

hi! name's Mitchell, but you can call me Pi. i post a bunch of random bullshit here, so don't be surprised when I go from interesting chemistry facts to shitposts. 28, he/they, queer AF. if you got a covid shot i may have filled it

[wizardarchetypes]

genuinely just found my dream sale

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[inviernodel95]

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[quix5gg]

happy pride month especially to them

[kilncreatures]

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[oneheadtoanother]

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

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[rigormortem]

When someone answers your ask privately it feels like this

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[c3rvida3]

Obsession (2025) was really scary because what if you took your girlfriend to a party and she did a dramatic reading of her Hansel & Gretel incest fanfiction.

[c3rvida3]

Obsession (the Calvin Klein fragrance for men) is also really scary because it contains synthetic civet that's so effective at attracting big cats that wildlife researchers spray it near trail cams to get better footage. Do NOT wear it on a hike. Potion of getting mauled by a cougar.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

someone new in my replies implying only white people watch movies made more than 15 years ago because thats roughly when all movies stopped being racist. just spreading the word

[cheaphalloweencostume]

does anyone else smell burning toast

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]