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sortalikethemountain

think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson

sortalikethemountain

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i did not warm up my voice at all for this, enjoy

djungelskogbear

It is very funny that the Hulk can repair every broken bone in Bruce's body. Hulk can generate a new brain. Hulk can literally bring him back from the dead!! But Hulk can't stop this bitch from needing glasses

booksandchainmail

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

gobusto

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

computationalcalculator

swadloom

I can't click on the sunglasses but I can click on the cone and it pulls up an empty blog. They're resurrecting his corpse with experimental science and torturing him until he dies and just doing that again and again I think

deadeyedfae

Fer Justice

#deltarune chapter 5

bulbabutt

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

krellion

Transcript:

Employee 1: Hey boss, can I ask you a question real quick?

Boss: I don't pay you to ask questions, I pay you to take the orders and deliver the pizza.

E1: That's the thing. I got this weird order just now from these four guys with long Italian names. They want a cheese, a pepperoni, a veggie, and I quote, "the weirdest combination of things you can possibly imagine," but the address they gave me was a manhole cover.

Boss: Just a random manhole cover?

E1: Nah, nah, a specific one.

Boss: Oh, okay. What's the problem then?

E1: Just that a few minutes later I got another order from guys with I'm pretty sure the same long Italian names, but shortened, and they also wanted a cheese, a pepperoni, a veggie, and…

Boss: "The weirdest combination of things you can possibly imagine"?

E1: Exactly! But the address this time was the building next to the manhole cover.

Boss: That is quite a coincidence.

E1: Is it? 'Cause on both calls there was a lot of chit-chat in the background and I think that one of the guys was worried that we wouldn't deliver to a manhole cover.

Boss: Ridiculous! We're a pizza shop in New York City, of course we deliver to manhole covers.

E1: Do you think I should bring both orders, or bank on it being the same one?

Employee 2: Hey are you guys talking about the manhole boys on 35th?

E1: That's the one!

E2: Okay, what you're gonna wanna do is bring both orders to that general area and some guys in trench coats will take it off your hands.

Boss: Please don't give our pizzas to random people in trench coats!

E2: Nah, it's them. Trust me, I know these guys.

E1: You do? What's their deal?

E2: It's complicated.

E1: Sum it up in four words.

(the answer being "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles")

aquilacalvitium

Every now and then I randomly remember this video and start hyperventilating with laughter

trix-the-artemis

For context,

Torment Nexus : "an idea that is so bad and dangerous in theory and practice that its indistinguishable from capitalist satire".

Luddite event : After the creation of textile machines (which produced fabric at a lower quality but faster rate while being dangerous to operate), textile mills fired a huge amount of their workforce leading to the remaining workers becoming overworked. A Luddite event thus in this context is "an innovation that is exaggerated to excuse mistreatment of the workforce".

hold-em-texas

I love comics but the way they depict human bodies is often so dire. Like genuinely why is Jamal Campbell one of the only artists I see consistently depicting woman with like. Thighs and visible waists

zekedms

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

poupon

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

zekedms

Oh wow, that IS better.

carbon-ate

transjester64

Adding this from the comments...

spaceybread

butch-king-frankenstein

@terreurs :)

terreurs

ooh thank god

phleb0tomist

reminder to all disabled people that you’re allowed to tell people “i can’t do that” about stuff you can ‘technically’ do but which harms you or requires a period of recovery or preparatory rest etc. you don’t have to explain the complex nuances of your condition to anybody who demands it. i’ve found it’s honestly better to give the least amount of info about your symptoms unless you trust a person a lot. you hold the power over your health information. you choose whether or not to share the details of your condition with people who might not understand.

deathstrokebreedernapologist

golden age comics will be like:

image : namor is swimming

text : DEEPER AND DEEPER SWIMS THE ALMOST TRAGIC,ALMOST HUMAN RULER OF THE SEA ! BUT NOWHERE IN THE VAST ENDLESS DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN DOES HE FIND THE PEACE HE CRAVES.

3000s

help... no you're thinking of breaking bad

3000s

Breaking Things

butchlinkle

in one of the servers I'm in, we've been discussing looking back at your old art, and a couple people mentioned that getting compliments on their old art makes them feel like their artistic growth isn't as evident to other people as it is to them, or like they havent improved as much as they thought for people to still be complimenting their old work

but it's really not like that! Your personal perception of your art is inherently going to be very different to the audience. This is how i explained it in there & i thought i'd share it here as well:

A compliment on your old art doesn't undermine the growth in your new art, it's just admiring the qualities of your work that were already there!

Our art can change direction, our grasp of the fundamentals can get stronger, and this means our personal standards will always go up and the choices we would make creating a piece change, so when you as the creator look back on your old art, you're hit with a lot of "oof, I'd do x and y and z differently now".

But your audience doesn't have any of those hangups, to them youve drawn some good art, and when they look at your current art, you're making even stronger art, and both of them are worth admiring.

not that any of this makes it any less psychic damage inducing to look at your own old art LOL but putting yourself in the shoes of the audience and looking at it for what it is rather than how well it reaches your current standards can still help a little with that