[grecoromanyaoi]

george forgets which neopronouns his partner uses. elaine starts dating a guy with her birthname, and discovers his birthname is elaine. jerry takes newman’s comment that he isnt “really” butch because he uses bath salts to heart. an ominous horoscope drives kramer to audition for rupaul’s drag race.

[3dmonstermaze]

JERRY: Well, maybe it’s any pronouns.

GEORGE: No, Jerry, it’s not any pronouns! I’d know if it was any pronouns! If they used any pronouns, I would’ve defaulted to “she” by now!

JERRY: Yeah, you would have, wouldn’t you.

(LAUGH TRACK)

GEORGE: Look, Jerry, please, you gotta help me. They’re gonna be here in less than ten minutes, just ask them while I’m in the room. Ten seconds, over and done with. Please.

JERRY: You want me to ask for pronouns?

GEORGE: (FALLS UPON KNEES) JERRY I’M BEGGIN’ YOU!

JERRY: …Tell me I look butch.

GEORGE: WHAT?

[3dmonstermaze]

JERRY: You heard me. Tell me. I look. Butch.

GEORGE: Jerry, I - I can’t -

JERRY: See, you hesitated! What is it? Is it the shirt, the hair -

GEORGE: Jerry please, we don’t have time for this! JERRY: Ten seconds to ask your new partner what their pronouns are, and you can’t spare any time to tell me what about me passes as femme? GEORGE: …The deodorant is a bit much, I mean, peach-scented deodorant -

JERRY: I KNEW it!

(KRAMER enters through the front door, dressed in nothing but a bra, flesh-colored leggings and a long, blonde wig) KRAMER: Do either of you have any spirit gum? It’s kind of an emergency!

[3dmonstermaze]

KRAMER: You know I hate to intrude, but uh, what kind of pronouns would you mind me using for you?

(Both JERRY and GEORGE turn discreetly to listen) BRICK: Oh, thank you for asking! Any pronouns are fine!

GEORGE: AAAGH!

(GEORGE stumbles to the floor.)

[bananonbinary]

i will never forgive the internet for what it did to the word “mansplain”

[bananonbinary]

mansplaining is a very specific phenomonon wherein a man who is NOT qualified to talk about a topic assumed he knows better than other people who ARE qualified, purely because of sexism.

sharing a fun fact you learned isnt mansplaining. infodumping isnt mansplaining. adding your relevant personal experience to a discussion isn’t mansplaining, (as long as you remain respectful of others’ experiences as well, but that’s always true). correcting someone who is objectively wrong and spreading misinformation REALLY isn’t mansplaining.

stop telling men that all of their interests and attempts at socializing are insulting and unwanted, your gender essentialism is showing.

[bananonbinary]

people in my REAL LIFE i have had to convince i like to hear them talk, really:

trans men talking about their oppression

trans women talking about their oppression

autistic men infodumping

perfectly kind cis men who are answering a question i literally asked, or getting passionate about one of their interests

people who AREN’T self-conscious about this:

men who actually fucking mansplain, oh my god the whole POINT is that they dont care about other people’s thoughts, why do you think whatever this fucking campaign is would bother them

[bananonbinary]

this is making the rounds again and the amount of people in the notes accusing me of being a man is hilarious. like no i just dont like being mean to people and alienating my friends, sorry.

[harperhug]

I would like to add men of colour talking about their oppression.

[the-amber-droid-dreams]

[Plain text: I would like to add men of colour talking about their oppression.]

[amazoogle]

[triviallytrue]

happy that we're raising awareness but you can't make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this

[tallest-tulip-poplar]

[afloweroutofstone]

[paxamericana]

bessie is a cow’s name. cows do not lay eggs. the farmer is experiencing dementia and will soon lose the farm to foreclosure.

[ilovecats4ever]

Think again pal

[dentiloquist]

No matter how much Osmosis Jones yaoi you draw it still takes place inside Bill Murray.

[huyh172]

it could also take place inside Hector the teenage boy they inhabit after the movie

[curiooftheheart]

Ngl bruv, that doesn’t sound better

[huyh172]

this statement was not meant to improve the concept brought about by the original post if anything it was purposely intended to make it worse

[stuff-from-web]

Sky

[sketchdeath]

venus

[solarpunkcast]

Angela Davis & Ursula K Le Guin, visionary women for a hopeful future

[normal-horoscopes]

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

[megalodonpussy]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

my grindr profile

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[africanaquarian]

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

[unclefather]

having pussy is gender neutral. having cock is gender neutral. having tits is gender neutral. using 3 in one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men though

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I didn’t think I wanted any piercings but then I saw earrings that look like a bloodied dagger has been thrust through your lobe and I am rethinking some things

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

These are cool as hell. Fortunately/unfortunately I can only find very cheap ones with dubious metal content, so they will remain only in my imagination. Love the blood droplet.

[retrogamingblog]

[caitsylph]

you fools

[shadyparakoopa]

don’t do this

[lordnot]

[snowflavored]

[cipheramnesia]

Me, deciding on today’s outfit.

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post