Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.
You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?
You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.
You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet
Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT
actually as a woman I still think misandry makes you an unpleasant person and if you’re just out there saying shit like “all men should die” or “men’s mental health doesn’t matter” then you’re the type of person I want nothing to do with. also this is not what feminism is about btw, you’re not being a strong girl boss with this ideology, you’re just a bully
-the idea that women are less capable of abuse than men is an extension of the idea that women are weaker than men.
-the refusal to acknowledge men's mental health and emotions as valid things worthy of support comes from the idea that emotions are inherently feminine in nature and having them is, again, a sign of weakness.
-the treatment of men as generic and expendable and women as special contributes to the idea that women should have less representation because we already "have enough" and "don't need more" and we gotta "even the playing field" or some dumb shit, so any need or want for more attention, regardless of reason, is attributed to "pointless attention-seeking".
-all of this puts trans men in an even more uncomfortable position, because either they're made an exception (because they ~aren't really men~ you see) or they're viewed as self-hating misogynists because why else would you "choose" to be the Trash Gender (tm)?
all of these seemingly pro-women anti-men sentiments stem from beliefs produced and enforced by toxic masculinity; as such, misandry is often really just misogyny in disguise.
-the idea that men are inherently terrible only serves to excuse men for being terrible. because, hey, they can't help it, so why bother trying, right? part of holding men accountable for their awful actions is believing they can in fact be better.
-the reason "not all men" is so frustrating to hear is because it's often used in poor faith to derail much needed conversations about toxic masculinity and how it manifests, not because the phrase itself is untrue.
-continuing from the trans men thing, misandry can and does make it harder for trans men to come out, for fear of the aforementioned responses.
-yes, misandry can stem from trauma at the hands of a man. that's understandable, but trauma can reinforce a lot of prejudices, and we all have a responsibility to understand how we come to believe things and mind ourselves accordingly. that doesn't mean you need to hang around men all the time, nor does it mean you're wrong to feel the way you do about what men did to you - it just means recognizing the objective line between fact and feelings, and recognizing that you don't need to conflate the two to validate your feelings. "i am uncomfortable around men because of past experiences shared by a lot of women" is different from "men are all horrible irredeemable pieces of shit and need to die".
ilyaaaa ☺️<3 ... concussion >:[ and a fractured collarbone :/ out for the playoffs but 🤗 could have been worse 😌☝️ ... i know 🙄 part of the game 🙄 we all get our bell 🔔 rung eventually right? 😊 ... heyy:) heyyyyyyyy:))) ... yes<3 bet-ter🥰🥰 ... i'm sorry i didn't text you last night 😔 ... i was excited about last night ☝️ i'm mostly mad 😠 at marleau for fucking that up 🙄😏 ... you know i had a whole plan to ask you something❗️... i was gonna ask you ☝️❗️ Will You cometomycottage this summer? 🥰🏡 ❌️don't❌️ go to russia🇷🇺 come to my houseee 😤💞 we'll have so much fun :D it's so private :D no one will knoww :D ... mmmwe could have a week💕 or even two✌️💕 we'd be completely alone 👯♂️💞 ~✨️together✨️~ ... oh no 🙄😒 ... ok bye bye 👋☺️ ... 🫡see you next season🫡 ... thank u😊<3 i appreciate it😤<3 ... hellooo😁
I am currently vibrating out of my skin waiting for the HEATED RIVALRY finale and the cottage and the only thing that has kept me in the general vicinity of sanity has been the absolutely god tier fic. I can't tell you how many times I've had to practically shove my face into my hoodie to try to muffle the cackling laughter because I was not going to explain what I was reading to the people around me, but all the lolz-worthy fic really did help take the edge off the desperate intensity of feelings I had after episode 5.
I meant to post this sooner, but then wound up adding to it and adding to it because I couldn't stop reading and I still am further behind on my reading list than the last time I checked the tag on AO3. What an incredible fandom to get to watch explode, from this medium-sized book fandom I joined just a month before the show started, not even realizing that it was about to get such an incredible adaptation, but goddamn is there some fucking talent here. Hayden and Jackie are getting the love from fandom that they deserve! And you have no idea how many loopy!Shane or social media fics I have read and how each of them are incredible! Centaur team shenanigans! THIS FANDOM IS SO GOOD TO ME.
HEATED RIVALRY - NO I WON’T BE CHILL ABOUT THE GAY HOCKEY PLAYERS SHOW:
please leave a message by Ravenesta, ilya(/shane) & jackie & ocs, 2.4k
Sarah Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here. Jackie Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden. Jackie has added Lily to the conversation Lily what what is this
lost in translation by gurlsrool, ilya/shane & troy/harris & centaurs & oc, nsfw, 4.5k
The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that.
it's a fine line (between love and hate) by londonfoglatte (nimbus2003), ilya/shane & centaurs, nsfw, 4.1k
five times shane and ilya's friends worry they're are on the verge of divorce -- and one time they realize they're flirting.
don't ask (and i won't tell) by londonfoglatte (nimbus2003), ilya/shane & troy/harris & centaurs, NSFW, 4.2k
five times shane and ilya's friends have questions about gay sex -- and one time they wish they knew less.
I'll be Your Father Figure by Signsofsam, ilya/shane & david, 1.5k
Five posts David Hollander makes about Ilya, and one time Ilya returns the favor.
I'll Make It Better by imperfectcircle, kenopsia (indie), ilya/shane, 4.3k
"Hey," Ilya says, magnetized and moving towards him. Shane looks — soft, he looks fine, so fucking breakable but not broken. "There's my man," Shane says, in a small voice, musical. Ilya closes the distance between them, needing to touch him and needing him to lower his voice in equal measure.
it started with a whisper by gurlsrool, troy/harris & ilya/shane & centaurs & cast, 5.8k
When Adrian Dela Cruz reveals he dated an NHL player, chaos and damage control ensue. A story told through texts, tweets, and one pretentious Variety article.
The Waiting Game by Rizandace, ilya/shane & hayden & svetlana, 16k
Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.
still the best (still an asshole) by pucksandpower, ilya/shane & centaurs, NSFW, 18.2k
Four times Ilya Rozanov reminded everyone exactly who the fuck they were dealing with (spoiler: still an asshole, still elite, still not going anywhere), and one time he didn’t have to be anything except soft.
Hop, Bunny, Hop by theemporium, ilya/shane, NSFW, 4.8k
Or, a bet was made and Shane is a good sportsman. That is the only reason he is putting on rozanov's jersey. Promise.
Troublemaker by White_Noise, ilya(/shane) & (scott/)kip, 5k
Kip's first outing as Scott's partner after the Stanley Cup results in an unexpected friendship with Ilya Rozanov.
The same number of stars by GlitterCity, ilya/shane, 2.9k
“Ilya?” Shane said in that same dreamy, loopy voice as that morning. Ilya exhaled in a rush. “Shane,” he said, and wanted to sag against the glass with relief. “What happened? Is something wrong?” “Not! Any moooooooore.”
a long way to go by goldengalaxies, (ilya/)shane & hayden & j.j. & voyageurs, 2.2k
"He's a fucking liar-" J.J shouted. The anger in his voice finally did it for Shane. The emotions bubbled over. "I get it okay! Yes, I lied! Fuck. But it wasn't just my secret to keep. Don't you get that?"
Concussion Protocol by cjr2, ilya/shane & cast, NSFW, 26.7k wip
Instead of Shane, it is Ilya who suffers a concussion during the Boston-Montreal game in April 2017. Dazed and agitated, Ilya briefly starts speaking and responding only in Russian and the medics can’t calm him down. Luckily, Shane started studying Russian after Ilya spoke to him in Russian on the phone from Moscow.
Confidence, Poor Judgment, and a Death Wish by TheHeartWantsWhatTheHeartWants, ilya/shane & troy & centaurs, 17.5k wip
“Hey, Ilya?” Troy asks, already regretting it. “I was actually going to ask you about someone.” The moment he says Shane Hollander’s name, the locker room goes quiet, and Troy knows he’s crossed a line he didn’t fully understand.
The Long Weekend by elephantshoes, ilya/shane, 2.8k
A long weekend at Shane’s cottage is meant to be quiet, private, and uncomplicated. Then Ilya discovers canoes, wildlife, and the exact limits of Shane’s patience—and somewhere between turtles, bets, and stolen kisses, Shane realizes he’s already given Ilya more than a key.
The Way Hockey Is by Erisenyo, ilya/shane & cliff & hayden, 5.6k
“Oh fuck,” Cliff hears himself say out loud as his brain suggests—something. “Roz and Holl…oh, fuck.”
Is Ilya Rozanov Really....? (A 5+1 story) by Ubiquitously_Ubiquitous, ilya/shane & ocs, 12k
Is Ilya Rozanov really . . . ? Or after Ilya signs with the Ottawa Centaurs, five times Ilya’s new neighbors in Ottawa learned he was nothing like they expected, plus the one time he was.
All The Things He Said (Running Through My Head) by lipstickliterature, ilya/shane, NSFW, 6.7k
In Episode 4, Shane leaves the nightclub with Rose. In the book, he leaves alone. But what if he had left with Ilya instead?
MORE RECS UNDER THE CUT because I have zero self-control about the amount of fic I want to shove at you all.
Maybe a Good Change? by burnishedvictory, ilya/shane & hayden/jackie, 4.7k
There’s silence for a while, then Shane says, “Ilya.” Hayden only knows one Ilya, but that’s impossible. But they are in Boston. “Rozanov??”
Jane has been added to the conversation. by dowhile, ilya/shane & ocs, 1.1k
a Shane Boston WAGs companion fic to the very wonderful please leave a message. or: Shane is decidedly not one of the girls.
the anesthesia made me do it by pucksandpower, ilya/shane & cast, 4.2k
Wisdom teeth surgery: 0/10, would not recommend. Confessing your feelings to your secret boyfriend while high on anesthesia in front of a nurse: -10/10, please make it stop.
Outed by Pain Killers by maysachilles, (ilya/)shane & hayden, ~1k
Hayden Pike visits his friend Shane Hollander in the hospital after his accident. He was not expecting him to come out, much less confess his love for Ilya Rozanov.
Jane has been added to the conversation. by dowhile, ilya/shane & ocs, ~1k
a Shane Boston WAGs companion fic to the very wonderful please leave a message.
BREAKING: Shane Hollander has ADMITTED to sleeping with Teddy Bears by leaveittome, ilya/shane, 1k
JOHN - Interviewer: Do you feel any emotions towards the Boston Raiders after they injured you, and took you out of the playoffs? Shane Hollander: I feel a lot of emotions towards their team. JOHN - Interviewer: Any in specific? Shane Hollander: Romantic feelings. JOHN - Interviewer: Uh. Romantic? What does that mean? (Presumed) Yuna Hollander: Please excuse him. He’s concussed.
truth or drink by thepinkcrayon, ilya/shane, nsfw, 1.8k
Shane and Ilya just came out as an engaged couple. They choose to do some press, including playing Truth or Drink.
Quiet after the win by hollzy81, ilya/shane, depression themes, 1k
Ilya drinks to cope and crashes hard. Shane is gentle, patient, and exactly what he needs.
Can I Tell You A Secret? by TheSpillwaysOfYourSoul, (ilya/)shane & (hayden/)jackie, 2k
Jackie Pike watches a very drugged up Shane after his accident and he tells her his secret
In Sickness and In Health... by SmolValkyrie, ilya/shane & centaurs, 1.7k
It's Shane's first physical with the Centaurs. He forgets to mention that he typically passes out when he gets blood drawn. Ilya, naturally, freaks out.
Hollanov does the Autocomplete Interview (NOT CLICKBAIT) by Will_Duck_You_Up, ilya/shane & harris & cast, 2.3k
Harris gets Shane and Ilya to do an autocorrect interview. This has unpredictable and unforeseen consequences.
notifications: Yuna Hollander tagged you in a photo by WeirdV, ilya/shane & david/yuna & centaurs, 3.6k wip
Harris Drover might be in charge of the Centaurs social media - he cannot tell Yuna Hollander what she can and cannot post.
Tad Too Tight by reynoldsz, ilya/shane & centaurs, ~1k
Being married on the same team can be proven difficult. Especially for rookies that don’t know the extent. Or, Ilya Rozanov chooses Shane Hollander anyway.
Dream Foursome? by yeobiewrites, ilya/shane & scott/kip, ~1k
Scott Hunters Jealousy Reaches New Heights Due To Ilya Rozanov
Hockey Moms Weekend by mightyismypen, ilya(/shane) & yuna, 3k
He was used to being without her. The pain never went away but the sting became manageable; something he could tuck away and avoid ever thinking about. Except when he couldn’t. Like during Hockey Moms Weekend.
three words, eight letters. by boewisvt, ilya/shane & centaurs, 1.8k
“Okay, but I have to ask… who said it first?” Ilya tried to play it cool, a faint smirk tugging at his lips. “Who said what first?” “You know,” Haas chimed in, voice teasing. “I love you.”
a different kind of game by thepinkcrayon, ilya/shane & centaurs, NSFW, 3.7k
Shane and Ilya came out as a couple and started playing for the same team. They get to travel together now. Ilya wants to have some fun, and Shane can't say no to his boyfriend. That's how he ends up with a plug in his ass on an airplane surrounded by teammates.
Sock Puppet by smugrobotics, ilya/shane, NSFW, ~1k
How to train your boyfriend in one week, guaranteed.
keeping up with shane hollander by everythingeverywhere, ilya/shane, ~1k
or, ilya has his google alerts set to notify him of all the latest and greatest shane hollander news
On The Mat by leiascully, ilya/shane, NSFW, 1.5k
Ilya learns to relax, sort of.
all tied up by strandnreyes, ilya/shane & hayden, nsfw, 1.5k
When Ilya accidentally cuffs him and Shane to the bed, there’s only one person in Montreal they can call to get the key.
Bad Genes and Ugly Noses by mightyd0lphin, ilya/shane, 2k
Ilya's first evening at Shane's cottage. They start to learn to talk to each other.
even steven by rowed, ilya/shane & hayden, 1k
“I mean, I already knew you were whipped,” Hayden continued playfully, “but this is a new level of down bad even for you.” Shane raised an eyebrow at his best friend. “Down bad? Who taught you that?”
Aqua Vitae by a_stray_thief (ashtraythief), ilya/shane, NSFW, 4.2k
Five times people think Ilya is drinking vodka straight from the bottle, and one time he actually does.
The Centaurs Have a PR Problem (and It’s Married) by Justaromanticfool, ilya/shane & luca/oc & centaurs, NSFW, 41.4k
Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since.
We’re Sick like Animals by lightningMcWeeb, ilya/shane, NSFW, 2.5k
“You don't get sick?” Shane asked, accusatory, after a few more seconds. “Da. Of course not. We are not weak like boring Canadians.”
across the wires by Ravenesta, ilya(/shane) & (hayden/)jackie, 4.1k
Hayden groans. "Rozanov? Dude, what are you doing in my fucking house? "It is girls' night," Ilya informs him primly. "I am one of girls."
i could take away the shaking knees by gurlsrool, ilya/shane & scott/kip & troy/harris & centaurs, 5.7k
“Kip, help,” Scott says. “Rozanov’s trying to make us play never have I ever because he never matured past the age of twelve.” “I am trying,” Ilya slurs more than says, “to make memories.”
and it took some time (but i understand it now) by stars4chloe, ilya/shane & hayden & rose & cast, 2.6k
5 times Shane spoke Russian and no one could understand why - and 1 time they did.
kindness is love with its work boots on by Sapphic_terror, ilya/shane & hayden/jackie, 7.5k
Or, Shane doesn’t wake up so easily and Hayden Pike somehow ends up taking care of Ilya Rozanov. (Jackie does the heavy lifting; he’s just there for the ride and realizations.)
Yuna Hollander Figures It Out by beautifulduckweed, ilya/shane & yuna, 2.1k
Yuna is waiting for her son to finally come out and tell the truth: that he's in love with his teammate and best friend of the last eight years, Hayden Pike.
Centaurs In Love by oopsireaditagain, ilya/shane & ryan & centaurs, 2.2k
It's Shane's first day at Centaurs training camp. Everyone (especially Ilya) is very welcoming. And a friend decides to drop by for a surprise visit. :)
you go down (while the world watches) by lola_prongs, ilya/shane & cast, 1.4k
Or, the one where hockey twitter reacts to Shane Hollander’s injury during the Metros x Raiders game and Ilya Rozanov’s reaction to it.
What Jackie Knows by probablylily, ilya/shane & hayden/jackie, 4.1k
5 times Jackie learns something about Shane + 1 time she learns something about Ilya
Sarang-ni by mokuseisan, ilya/shane, NSFW, 1.6k
OR, Shane gets his wisdom tooth removed and returns to Ilya high on drugs, featuring his unfortunate oral fixation.
Meeting the team by WeirdV, ilya/shane & centaurs, 2k
Ilya brings Shane to a team event for the first time - they haven’t told anyone he wants to join the team next season. But Ilya can finally bring him as his plus one - and he will take advantage of that.
Vodka Cranberry by kooksie, ilya/shane, 5.1k
After the hookup where Shane and Ilya didn’t kiss, Shane nearly passes out in his rival’s hotel room.
against the tiles of the locker room by saythemahae, ilya/shane, NSFW, 2.6k
“You have a filthy mouth, Captain,” Ilya murmured, his voice thick with contempt and desire. “I will clean it for you.” Then, Ilya—fucking finally—leaned in.
Overtime Confessions by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato), ilya/shane, NSFW, 3.9k
Caught between the roar of the rink and the hush of a locked door, Shane insists he can’t stand Ilya, but everything changes once he’s pinned, moaning “Daddy,” and Ilya starts calling him “baby” like a promise he intends to keep.
WAG Support Network by stabthroughme, ilya/shane & jackie & ocs, 2.6k
Shane went down hard, bleeding on the ice, and Ilya was hiding in a stairwell to avoid Shane's teammates when he caught up on the WAG chat and saw the missed call from Jackie.
sweet tooth by rosepetal, ilya/shane, 1.3k
“Sorry…Who are you?” Shane builds up the courage to ask when he knows they’re alone again. The man’s piercing eye contact is making him squirm a little, but it’s not unwanted. It makes Shane's stomach flip actually. “I am Ilya” “Ilyaaaaa.” He tests the name out, it feels right. Familiar. He lets out a small giggle at how ridiculous he must sound right now.
sophomore slump or comeback of the year? by rowed, ilya/shane & hayden/jackie, nsfw, ~1k
A wave of emotions washed over Hayden then, a strange combination of annoyance, despair, self-pity, and abject horror. Luckily for him, Shane and Jackie were approaching with the children in tow before Rozanov could say anything else that would scar him for life. “Shane. Shane! Did you hear what he just said?” Hayden asked hysterically.
Dig Two Graves by devovitsuasartes, ilya/shane & centaurs & ocs, nsfw, graphic content/scenes, 28k
The Montreal Voyageurs won't stop slinging mud at Shane in the press, so Shane and Ilya decide to get revenge the best way they know how.
Shane Hollander vs. the Cat by barelypink, ilya/shane & centaurs, NSFW, 7.4k
Or Shane and Ilya adopt a cat. Hijinks, sex, and feelings ensue. (Not with the cat. They're not perverts, I promise.)
A Lily by Any Other Name by V_L2_3, ilya/shane & hayden & rose, 3.9k
Or: Shane decides to come out to Hayden after breaking up with Rose, and Hayden is determined to find out who Lily is.
everything subdural by Anonymous, ilya/shane, 10.2k
Shane gets laid out cold on the ice for the first time in his career. A month later, things go sideways again, and Ilya realizes he doesn't have forever to figure it out anymore.
I Freaking Knew It by sreside94, ilya/shane & ocs, 1.3k
Shane Hollander has never been normal. But it's pretty weird when he says Ilya Rozanov's first name while semi-conscious on the ice. Shane and Ilya might think no one ever caught on to them, but Marc knew.
Cliff Knows by bombshellblonde, ilya/shane & cliff & hayden, 1k
Cliff Marleau has known about Roz and Hollander for years. But unlike some people he didn’t post videos about them.
The Annoying Best Friend of My Husband is My Enemy? by broidkwhatimdoing, ilya/shane & hayden/jackie & centaurs, nsfw, 2.7k
Ilya gets in a fight during a game with Boston. It's not for the reason anyone expects.
where the lovelight gleams by gurlsrool, ilya/shane & david/yuna & troy/harris, NSFW, 10k
the sugary highs and lows of Christmas Day through the years, from Ilya Rozanov's perspective.
Then It Hits (That I'm Damned) by somethingwild (heartenedevasion), ilya/shane & cast, NSFW, 5.5k
Or: despite the initial fear, the world doesn't end when Shane Hollander realizes he loves Ilya Rozanov. Now, he just has to convince Ilya of that same truth. An adjusted timeline. A collection of moments. A story about completing someone, despite the odds.
the baby monitor by alaska_was_taken, ilya/shane & david/yuna & hayden, 1.4k
or how Hayden, Yuna and David found out about Hollanov after Shane’s accident, because they set up a baby monitor
You Got Me Dizzy (I Can't Even See My Way) by servetas, ilya/shane, NSFW, 5.2k
Shane knows how to say about four words in Russian, and Ilya loses his mind
Not Gay Not Straight But a Secret Third Thing by shadowmaster13, ilya/shane & cliff, ~1k
Set during Ilya's final season with Boston.
longing in the afterglow by RavenOfRao, ilya/shane, 1.8k
In which Shane wants Ilya to teach him some Russian.
in the murky deep by boxysmiles, ilya/shane, nsfw, 7.5k
Shane drops. It's unfortunate timing.
"haha isn't it funny that one of dean's first girlfriends was this black goddess named Cassie and then he ended up falling for his pale coconut white male best friend named Cas only for it to be doomed??" No it's not funny. You might think this is a silly joke, that this would never be anything other than fiction, but this same thing happened to real life professional motorsports athlete Lewis Hamilton.
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