Wandering Mind

Writer of fanfiction and occasionally original fiction. Table top enthusiast WickedWitchy on Ao3 Ask me questions :)

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[world-beauty]

The Butterfly Nebula from Hubble

Credits: NASA, ESA, Hubble, HLA, Jes�s M.Vargas & Maritxu Poyal

[animentality]

[opossum-mypossum]

[thebytchwitch]

@sentient-body-of-water

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[gracewolf43]

@thebytchwitch

[junglejim4322]

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

[thebytchwitch]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 54/? Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Laudna/Imogen Temult, Fearne Calloway/Ashton Greymoore, Deanna Leimert/Chetney Pock O'Pea, Orym/Dorian Storm Characters: Laudna (Critical Role), Fearne Calloway, Imogen Temult, Chetney Pock O'Pea, Orym (Critical Role), Ashton Greymoore, Fresh Cut Grass (Critical Role), Deanna Leimert Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Bells Hells as Family (Critical Role), Past Child Abuse, Homophobia, Alternate Universe - Non-Magical, Older Woman/Younger Woman, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, So many ocs sorry, Recreational Drug Use, Legal drug use, Implied Sexual Content, Bones and dead things, Drinking Summary:

31 year old Imogen Temult arrives in Westview, a collection of soft city and suburbia to leave the remnants of her former life behind. Moving into a strange little neighborhood, she meets a rouges' gallery of strangers who remind her that life is meant for living. Friendships, relationships and a desperately sought sense of peace are put to the test as the shadows of Imogen's past refuse to let her go.

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[ckret2]

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

[gracewolf43]

@thebytchwitch

[johannestevans]

Children near a magical wood catching bugs and their family are like. Please do not catch pixies and small fae and bring them into our home. They are sentient and they are intelligent

And the kids are like "but they get into our bug traps" and "we didn't catch him he followed us home"

And their parents are like. Please i do not believe that 6 fucking pixies smuggled themselves into our garage on the underside of your bicycle saddle and then set up shop in the old dolls house. These are living beings they're not toys it's not kind to treat them like this

And the kids are like we are NOT treating them like anything you said we're not allowed to trap them and they always get into our traps so we always run away when they see us and then they follow us and get inside our backpacks and stuff

And the parents are like

Stop lying!!!

And then they set up wildlife cams and not only can pixies apparently do all of that and are very desperate to hang out with these human kids (who have fun life-sized toys and are covered in wonderful things like glitter and are a free source of fresh bugs and pop tart crumbs)

But they can also like. Fully just pick locks and shit.

Setting up little cameras and having to come to terms with the fact that not only are these small fae initiating every interaction with the kids but have also taken their cat's side in the war against pigeons and keep riding it into battle

[doccyuk]

The fae quickly realise the camera is a camera, and just as quickly invent silent movies

Each intertitle card has been crafted from words cut out of other writing, so a piece of paper looking like a ransom demand states "BuT Hoo wil SAVE the Dams3l?" is pulled away to reveal a doll tied to train tracks

[toruandmidori]

[apolladay]

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended onJun 3

[heliophile-oxon]

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

[sufficientlylargen]

Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.

If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.

[earhartsease]

from @baddywronglegs

#You can piss in the kitchen sink but you can't make lasagna in the shower

@theshitpostcalligrapher this one deserves to be writ large

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeag.....

[thememedaddy]

[thebytchwitch]

@sentient-body-of-water

[bebx]

[isagisms]

take my hand 🫴 let's write self-indulgent fanfic together forever

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[daughterofsarenrae]

To really put it in perspective

[flootzavut]

Immediately I love him

[gracewolf43]

@thebytchwitch

[thebytchwitch]

@gracewolf43 I want 10

[exutrio]

"i'm not running anymore."

HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK with imogen temult!