there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try
It takes at least three data points before we have sufficient samples to start on statistical analyses. Just putting that out there.
We also need to check if the man's net worth has any effect on what happens after the volcano sacrifices, so we'll be needing a couple of statistical outliers - those being millionaires and trillionaires - as well




























