Hello! We're the Couch Collective, a dxDID & ADHD system. The bodies current age is 30, and our collective pronouns are They/Them. Our current host is Star. Blanket TW about our lived experience/trauma. 🌟💼🚬👾💋😈🏜📚🌻⚰️🎀🚀🧸🍭
We hope that if you enjoy our content (either here or on Pixel's blog (posted below in their intro)) and have a few dollars that you can spare that you can support us in our journey that would be amazing! We know times are tough right now, so please only give if you can.
Thank you all for your support thus far!!!
CURRENT WE DO NOT HAVE A SITE TO HOST DONATIONS/TIPS AT THIS TIME.
We unfortunately do not have a backup plan for receiving aid, but will try to keep this part updated when we have new information.
Alter Intros
Hello! My name is Star, and I'm the host of our system! My pronouns are She/They, and I am Pansexual/Polyamorous. I identify with the bodies age, but I fell younger. My fashion style is like a mix of Decora/Fairy Kei/Kawaii. My music tastes are Pop and J-Pop, but I also don't mind listening to my headmate's music as well. I am also engaged to my partner. My sign off tag is 🌟!
I like:
Cats
Cute things
Anime (Mostly slice of life, moe, and fantasy [not Isekai])
Hatsune Miku/Vocaloid
PompomPudding
Sakura season
Going to conventions
Cosplaying
Crafts/art
Artistic/Junk Journaling
Greetings. My name is Claudia, and I am the Co-host/Gatekeeper/Protector of our system. I'm in my mid 40's and seem to age as the body does. My pronouns are She/Her and I am Ace/Aro. My fashion style tends to lean more Sophisticated/Corporate, and I tend to list to classical music but don't listen to music often. My sign off is 💼.
Likes:
Quite mornings
Reading and writing
Analytical discussions
Reflective journaling
Organization/cleaning
Hi, my name is Sybol, and I'm our systems Primary Protector. I guess body age makes sense for me, but I feel just a bit older, and I tend to stay a bit older than Star. My pronouns are He/Him, and I'm Straight. My style is, I guess, Gothic Punk with a bit of Rockabilly, and my music tastes match. I probably won't post as much, but my sign off is 🚬
Yo! I'm Pixel, and I'm a Gatekeeper/Former Host for our system. Uh let's see, I'm Ageless as I am a non-human AI Program: Virus Type alter. My pronouns are They/Them/It, and I am Ace/Aro, but I have no problem being lewd! I tend to just stick to shorts and a tank top or whatevers comfy, but when I do "get fancy" I tend to gravitate towards YamiKawaii/GlitchCore style. If I'm listening to music, then it's mostly Synthwave, Vocaloid, or some sub-category of EDM (general Bass or head banger). My sign off is 👾
I also have my own blog where I do anime reviews and such, so if you're into that kinda thing deff go check it out! All love is appreciated there!
Yo yo! I'm Pixel, and this is where I post my reviews and in-depths on Anime.
Likes:
Glitch art
V-tubing
Anime/manga
Cosplaying
Social Media content creation/editing
Memes
Raving
Gudatama
Videogames/Arcade games
Hello hello! I'm Valerie or Val for short, and I'm a Sexual Protector/Persecutor/Former Host in our crazy little brain! I'm about 19-22 and tend to hover 21 because Claudia won't let me drink if I'm not. My pronouns are She/Her and I'm Pansexual/Aro, like I'm here for a good time and don't want to be committed to anything. I love BimboCore/Y2K fashion, but staying trendy is also V important to me! I also love listening to like BimboCore and Pop, think like Arianna Grande, Ashnikko, Doja Cat, you know stuff like that! My sign of is a 💋!
Likes:
Partying
Drinking
Starbucks
High Fashion/Fashion Trends
Make-up
Shopping/Spending Money
✨️Creative Photography✨️
Hello Darlings, I'm Lilly, and I'm a Sexual Protector/Persecutor in our system. My pronouns and She/Her/Goddess/Mistress, and I am also Pansexual/Aro for similar reasons to Val. I stopped tracking my age once I reached full maturity at 200, and if you must know, I am also Non-human alter, specifically a Succubus. I would say my style is closely related to FemFatal with kink influences with my music tastes matching it. Myself and Val will be reviving and taking over our 🌶Spicy Blog🌶 so if you are into that kind of thing, you can at least find me more over there (more info to come soon). My sign off is 😈
Oh hello, I'm Ophelia, and I have the interesting role of holding our religious trauma and also being the one who engages/guides us in our Pagan Witch practices. My pronouns are She/Her, and you'll have to forgive me as I haven't put much thought into my sexuality as it is not something I'm really interested in due to my truama being closely tied to Valerie and Lilly's trauma. I'm pretty close in age to Valerie, about 23-25 I'd say. Valerie helped me find my style, and CottageCore is what I like best! I tend to listen to "Chill-hop" as I mostly just like soft background music that easily mixes with the sounds of nature. Yeah, that's about it other than my likes, so my sign off is 🌻
Likes:
Baking
Gardening
Crystal collecting
Tea mixing/Magick
Bees
Homesteading
Seasonal decorating
Flowers
Hello there, my name is Daniel, and I'm a Caretaker/Soother in our system. My pronouns are He/Him, and I am Bisexual/Polyamorous. I'm roughly the same age as Claudia, but I am unsure at this time if I age like she does. My clothing style closely matches that of Dark Academia, and I tend to listen to non-lyrical jazz. I don't tend to front often, but when I do, my sign off is 📚
Likes:
Reading
Theological/Psychological studies/conversations
Almond milk lattes/Tea
Rainy days/sounds of rain
Sweaters
Cozy cafés
Hi. I'm Lydia. I'm a Presecutor/Former Host. I'm 14-16 years old, and because of this, I'm not really allowed to date, but I am Bisexual. My style is closest to Nu Goth I think, but i definitely consider myself a "baby bat". I tend to listen to a lot of "emo" music like MCR, BVB, 30S2M, etc. My sign off is ⚰️
Likes:
Horror movies/games
Cult/Occult stuff
Raves
Goth culture
Vampires
Role-playing
Photography
Night time/Graveyard hangouts
Hi hi! I'm Ami, but I respond to Amy too. I'm a Presecutor in our system, which is sad, but I try my best to make everyone happy! My pronouns are She/Her, and while I would love a boyfriend, we have strict rules about dating for us non adults. I'm the same age rang as Lydia, but I am considered a Semi-fictive as I'm not a specific character per say, but we know my identity source comes from Magical Girl and Idol anime. My style is a combination of Idol, Magical Girl, and Kawaii styles. I tend to listen to J-Pop/Idol and Vocaloid music as it inspires me to work hard to best the best Kaigai Idol I can be! My sign off is 🎀!
Likes:
Dancing/Singing
Being an Idol
Anime (Magical Girl, Idol, Moe, Slice of life, Shojo romance)
Amusement parks
Fashion
Arcade games
My Melody and Cinnamoroll
Working out/training
We also have 3 littles, but we will not be sharing them for their safety, and they are not allowed to post on social media for their safety as well. 🌟💼
this post is so funny because it has over 10k notes and no context but all you have to do is look at the time stamp to know exactly what the context is
Remember Keith Porter, who was shot and killed by an off-duty ICE agent on New Year’s Eve (December 31st, 2025).
Remember Geraldo Lunas Campos, a 55-year-old man from Cuba, who died in ICE custody on January 3rd, 2026. His cause of death was reported by ICE as “medical distress and under investigation”. Witnesses saw guards hold down and strangle Geraldo. The county medical examiner determined cause of death to be “asphyxia due to neck and torso compression”, and ruled his death as a homicide.
Remember Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, a 42-year-old man from Honduras, who died in ICE custody on January 5th, 2026. His cause of death was reported by ICE as “complications related to congenital heart failure”.
Remember Luis Beltran Yanez–Cruz, a 68-year-old man from Honduras, who died in ICE custody on January 6th, 2026. His cause of death was reported by ICE as “heart-related health issues.”
Remember Renee Nicole Good, who was shot and killed by ICE on January 7th, 2026.
Remember Parady La, a 46-year-old man from Cambodia, who died in ICE custody on January 9th, 2026. His cause of death was reported by ICE as “anoxic brain injury, post cardiac arrest, shock and multiple organ failures following severe drug withdrawal”.
Remember Victor Manuel Diaz, a 36-year-old man from Nicaragua, who died in ICE custody on January 14th, 2026. His cause of death was reported by ICE as “a presumed suicide; however, the official cause of his death remains under investigation.”
Remember Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, a 34-year-old man from Mexico, who died in ICE custody on January 14th, 2026. His cause of death is “currently under investigation” according to ICE.
Remember Wael Tarabishi, whose health declined and ultimately led to his death on January 23rd, 2026 after his father and primary caregiver, Maher Tarabishi, was taken by ICE. The Tarabishi family are once again asking for Maher’s release, this time so he can attend his son’s funeral.
Remember Alex Pretti, who was shot and killed by Border Patrol on January 24th.
Additional sources:
ICE website (filter to detainee death notifications)
Wikipedia: List of Deaths in ICE Detention
2025:
The Guardian: “2025 was ICE’s deadliest year in two decades. Here are the 32 people who died in custody.”
Previous post on ICE-related deaths in 2025
This post is a list of ICE-related deaths in 2026. It has been edited to include Keith Porter since he was killed just hours before the new year, and Wael Tarabishi.
We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year
The ideal book is 500 blank pages which act as a safe space that allows the reader full control over the narrative without running the risk of nonconsentually forcing their train of thought or violating their cognitive boundaries
